SEWF - Stupidity Ensues Wrestling Federation
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The People's Peep
Mr. Manager
Not gonna lie, that would be something I would do.
I'll win the blow-off shootout.
Via Armbar
Has a pretty good dick.
WEAK!
But the custody of Fedor stipulation is hilarious.
But the custody of Fedor stipulation is hilarious.
Via Armbar
Has a pretty good dick.
I better fucking sneak attack someone and win some shit.
Fucking Dave.
Fucking Dave.
Super Hans
we we we so excited, we so excited.
No more Ferbian please, his matches are bland as shit.
Muffin Top Merkley
Be a man!
So far so good, Crock.
Match #5
Angel vs Stinger
Rep-a-thon
Crock: Welcome back to SEWF, folks. Right now we're looking forward to a hell of a match. Angel vs Stinger. Who'll win? Who'll finally reign supreme over his opponent? Time to find out. This rivalry has gone on for a long time, truth be told it's just a lot of sandy vaginas in my opinion... no point to it, but what the hell.
Crock: Here comes our first competitor, Angel! He seems to be in a great mood today.
Angel calmly walks to the ring, ready as ever.
Crock: Here comes Stinger. Peculiar music choice, he seems to be yelling that this isn't the song he chose. Oh well.
Stinger walks to the ring, by his side is his loyal companion SpoodBeest or Dave Jr. or Dave's Bitch. Whatever.
Crock: Now this match isn't your everyday, regular ol' match. No sir. The competitors must first pin/submit their opponent, then climb the ladder which leads to the laptop suspended above the ring... BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! When they get the laptop they must red rep their opponent to pick up the win.
The bout begins and right out of the gate Angel is pummeling the living shit out of Stinger. Stinger has no choice but to crawl out of the ring, but there is no countout or DQ... so Angel follows and proceeds to beat the shit out of him with a steel chair.
Crock: This isn't looking too good for Stinger, he's already looking like he can't take anymore punishment.
They keep going, and finally Stinger mounts some offense. He manages to get Angel into the ring, into the corner where he tries to go for the Stinkface, but unfortunately he misses.
Crock: How do you miss such a simple move?! Busch League!
Angel kicks Stinger in the nuts and goes for the pin, 1... 2... KICK OUT.
Crock: I didn't expect Stinger to kick out there, good for him... I guess?
Angel proceeds to climb to the turnbuckle where he does a headbutt off of it right onto Stinger's crotch.
Crock: Get the tables, D-Von! No wait...
Angel then continually kicks away at Stinger's junk, goes for the pin: 1... 2... 3!
Crock: He got him! But it's not over yet!
SpoodBeest jumps into the ring and starts icing Stinger's cock, giving him a hell of a pep talk as well. Out of nowhere Stinger gets a roll up pin on Angel, 1... 2... 3...!
Crock: What the fuck?! What is this shit?! It's tied now, the first man to get that laptop and hand out the rep wins.
Stinger and Angel are now trading punches back an forth, neither man will go down. Angel hits yet ANOTHER low blow on Stinger and gets out of the ring to get something from underneath the ring.
Crock: That looks like a six pack of beer... Why the hell does he want that?
Angel spills beer after beer all over Stinger, Stinger flips out and runs to the backstage area.
Crock: I've just received word that Stinger lives a "Straight Edge Lifestyle", so he will not be finishing this match... His replacement is SpoodBeest.
By the time all that had gone down Angel had already unhooked the laptop on top of the ladder, but SpoodBeest knocked him in the back of the head with the ring bell.
Crock: SPOOD IS GONNA WIN IT FOR STINGER!
Spood finds the latest Angel post, hits rep... BUT HE GIVES ANGEL GREEN BY ACCIDENT!
Crock: What a mistake by Spood, he has to try to spread now!
Spood gives countless others rep, Dave first of course, he finally thinks he has spread enough. He gets to another Angel post... But he has given away too much rep in the last 24 hours.
Crock: ........HAHAHAHAHAHA
Spood leaves the ring, crying, leaving Angel by himself. Angel regains consciousness and red reps Stinger.
Crock: Angel has picked up the win. This feud is FINALLY over!
Angel vs Stinger
Rep-a-thon
Crock: Welcome back to SEWF, folks. Right now we're looking forward to a hell of a match. Angel vs Stinger. Who'll win? Who'll finally reign supreme over his opponent? Time to find out. This rivalry has gone on for a long time, truth be told it's just a lot of sandy vaginas in my opinion... no point to it, but what the hell.
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Crock: Here comes our first competitor, Angel! He seems to be in a great mood today.
Angel calmly walks to the ring, ready as ever.
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Crock: Here comes Stinger. Peculiar music choice, he seems to be yelling that this isn't the song he chose. Oh well.
Stinger walks to the ring, by his side is his loyal companion SpoodBeest or Dave Jr. or Dave's Bitch. Whatever.
Crock: Now this match isn't your everyday, regular ol' match. No sir. The competitors must first pin/submit their opponent, then climb the ladder which leads to the laptop suspended above the ring... BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! When they get the laptop they must red rep their opponent to pick up the win.
The bout begins and right out of the gate Angel is pummeling the living shit out of Stinger. Stinger has no choice but to crawl out of the ring, but there is no countout or DQ... so Angel follows and proceeds to beat the shit out of him with a steel chair.
Crock: This isn't looking too good for Stinger, he's already looking like he can't take anymore punishment.
They keep going, and finally Stinger mounts some offense. He manages to get Angel into the ring, into the corner where he tries to go for the Stinkface, but unfortunately he misses.
Crock: How do you miss such a simple move?! Busch League!
Angel kicks Stinger in the nuts and goes for the pin, 1... 2... KICK OUT.
Crock: I didn't expect Stinger to kick out there, good for him... I guess?
Angel proceeds to climb to the turnbuckle where he does a headbutt off of it right onto Stinger's crotch.
Crock: Get the tables, D-Von! No wait...
Angel then continually kicks away at Stinger's junk, goes for the pin: 1... 2... 3!
Crock: He got him! But it's not over yet!
SpoodBeest jumps into the ring and starts icing Stinger's cock, giving him a hell of a pep talk as well. Out of nowhere Stinger gets a roll up pin on Angel, 1... 2... 3...!
Crock: What the fuck?! What is this shit?! It's tied now, the first man to get that laptop and hand out the rep wins.
Stinger and Angel are now trading punches back an forth, neither man will go down. Angel hits yet ANOTHER low blow on Stinger and gets out of the ring to get something from underneath the ring.
Crock: That looks like a six pack of beer... Why the hell does he want that?
Angel spills beer after beer all over Stinger, Stinger flips out and runs to the backstage area.
Crock: I've just received word that Stinger lives a "Straight Edge Lifestyle", so he will not be finishing this match... His replacement is SpoodBeest.
By the time all that had gone down Angel had already unhooked the laptop on top of the ladder, but SpoodBeest knocked him in the back of the head with the ring bell.
Crock: SPOOD IS GONNA WIN IT FOR STINGER!
Spood finds the latest Angel post, hits rep... BUT HE GIVES ANGEL GREEN BY ACCIDENT!
Crock: What a mistake by Spood, he has to try to spread now!
Spood gives countless others rep, Dave first of course, he finally thinks he has spread enough. He gets to another Angel post... But he has given away too much rep in the last 24 hours.
Crock: ........HAHAHAHAHAHA
Spood leaves the ring, crying, leaving Angel by himself. Angel regains consciousness and red reps Stinger.
Crock: Angel has picked up the win. This feud is FINALLY over!
Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra
Kinda Sorta Old School
Match #6
SNS vs Muffin Top vs HHHeartbreak vs FunKay vs JGKU vs Riaku
6-Man Battle Royal
Crock: This was going to be the dark match, but whatever. Whoever wins the match gets a shot at the WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships... BY HIMSELF.
Crock: The rules are pretty simple, it's an Under the Bottom Rope Battle Royal. The competitors are already in the ring, so here we go!
Riaku tosses SNS, Muffin Top, and FunKay over the top rope. He slides under the bottom rope to sign an autograph for Shittered Dreams and eliminates himself. All the others are safe.
Crock: That's quite an unfortunate loss for Riaku, but at least he still has Hulk Hogan in TNA.
SNS baseball slides into FunKay as he's coming back in, under the bottom rope, eliminating him. Muffin Top slides in and out, thinking it is a regular match, he tried resetting the ten count but eliminated himself.
Crock: Your SEWF Superstars ladies and gentleman.
JGKU trips HHHeartbreak and slides him under the bottom rope, but he gets tangled up and pulled down as well. SNS is the last man standing.
Crock: SNS is the new number one contender for the WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships. He'll most likely never get a shot at them, but whatever.
SNS pulls two 7 year old girls from the crowd and takes them backstage with him.
Crock: Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?
SNS vs Muffin Top vs HHHeartbreak vs FunKay vs JGKU vs Riaku
6-Man Battle Royal
Crock: This was going to be the dark match, but whatever. Whoever wins the match gets a shot at the WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships... BY HIMSELF.
Crock: The rules are pretty simple, it's an Under the Bottom Rope Battle Royal. The competitors are already in the ring, so here we go!
Riaku tosses SNS, Muffin Top, and FunKay over the top rope. He slides under the bottom rope to sign an autograph for Shittered Dreams and eliminates himself. All the others are safe.
Crock: That's quite an unfortunate loss for Riaku, but at least he still has Hulk Hogan in TNA.
SNS baseball slides into FunKay as he's coming back in, under the bottom rope, eliminating him. Muffin Top slides in and out, thinking it is a regular match, he tried resetting the ten count but eliminated himself.
Crock: Your SEWF Superstars ladies and gentleman.
JGKU trips HHHeartbreak and slides him under the bottom rope, but he gets tangled up and pulled down as well. SNS is the last man standing.
Crock: SNS is the new number one contender for the WCW Cruiserweight Tag Team Championships. He'll most likely never get a shot at them, but whatever.
SNS pulls two 7 year old girls from the crowd and takes them backstage with him.
Crock: Where's Chris Hansen when you need him?
I call politics.
Match #7
CH David vs Megatron
World Heavyweight Championship Tourney
Crock: Here comes Chilli, with two supremely hot pieces of ass. No, they are not the two 7 year olds SNS had with him. No no no.
Crock: There's [Insert generic Detroit sportsman nickname here].
Megatron walks to the ring in a Lions jersey and a paper bag over his head.
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Crock: Here we go!
Chilli and Megatron lockup in the middle of the ring. Chilli hits a scoop slam and follows it up with a leg drop.
Crock: Brother! Chillimania...
Chilli pounds away on Megatron on the ground, Megatron gets an eye gouge and stands back up.
Crock: That's just plain dirty.
Megatron hits a DDT, follows it up with an elbow from the top. Goes for a pin, 1... KICK OUT! Chilli "Hulks Up", and takes Megatron down with a clothesline. Then he stomps all over Megatron's body.
Crock: Great offense by Chilli, wait who's that coming from under the ring?!
A disgruntled Riaku hits the referee with a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, then lays out Chilli. He walks away with an angry look on his face, he's late to work.
Crock: That's not right?!?! Also, that was my order!
Megatron goes to the top rope to hit his finisher, but Stormtrooper interferes and hits a huge Superplex. He yells at Megatron, "MARK SANCHEZ IS A GOOD QUARTERBACK!!"
Crock: No comment.
Chilli comes to, covers Megatron, the referee barely counts to three. Chilli advances.
Crock: YES! Chilli wins it!
CH David vs Megatron
World Heavyweight Championship Tourney
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Crock: Here comes Chilli, with two supremely hot pieces of ass. No, they are not the two 7 year olds SNS had with him. No no no.
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Crock: There's [Insert generic Detroit sportsman nickname here].
Megatron walks to the ring in a Lions jersey and a paper bag over his head.
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Crock: Here we go!
Chilli and Megatron lockup in the middle of the ring. Chilli hits a scoop slam and follows it up with a leg drop.
Crock: Brother! Chillimania...
Chilli pounds away on Megatron on the ground, Megatron gets an eye gouge and stands back up.
Crock: That's just plain dirty.
Megatron hits a DDT, follows it up with an elbow from the top. Goes for a pin, 1... KICK OUT! Chilli "Hulks Up", and takes Megatron down with a clothesline. Then he stomps all over Megatron's body.
Crock: Great offense by Chilli, wait who's that coming from under the ring?!
A disgruntled Riaku hits the referee with a Quarter Pounder with Cheese, then lays out Chilli. He walks away with an angry look on his face, he's late to work.
Crock: That's not right?!?! Also, that was my order!
Megatron goes to the top rope to hit his finisher, but Stormtrooper interferes and hits a huge Superplex. He yells at Megatron, "MARK SANCHEZ IS A GOOD QUARTERBACK!!"
Crock: No comment.
Chilli comes to, covers Megatron, the referee barely counts to three. Chilli advances.
Crock: YES! Chilli wins it!
Stormtrooper
Championship Contender
ScreaminNormanSmiley
formerly ScreaminNormanSmiley
[QUOTE="iMPACT! Player" Riaku;2524825]I call politics.[/QUOTE]
Not possible, when I slept with Crock's daughter I did it Macho Man style, not like HHH.
Not possible, when I slept with Crock's daughter I did it Macho Man style, not like HHH.
Quarter pounder with cheese? MTFO!
Muffin Top Merkley
Be a man!
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Solid.
Solid.
The old guard is holding me down. They say I'm too cutting edge.The [OFFICIAL] ScreaminNormanSmiley;2524917 said:
