SEWF - Stupidity Ensues Wrestling Federation

[The Crock]

This shit is too good Crocky. The quarter ponder was all full of win, same with the Sanchez shit with Storm and Megatron.

You'll like what I have cooked up for you.

 

[Super Hans]

Been very entertained crock keep it coming.

 

[CH David]

Riaku, nobody is holding you back. Your green card expired is all.

 

[The Crock]

Been very entertained crock keep it coming.

Your match is probably next.

 

[ABMorales787]

DAMMIT!!

 

[Megatron]

Was a joke. I even green repped Crock after that. It was actually quite good.

 

[I Suck Ass]

I loved the way I got out of my match.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Actually, I may sig that.....

 

[The Crock]

Luther vs IC for Cage Supremacy? I like it

 

[The Doctor]

Was a joke. I even green repped Crock after that. It was actually quite good.

I know, I was actually echoing something you once said about me.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Luther vs. IC for Cage Supremacy. And if Luther wins, Doc is banned.

 

[Theo Mays]

You'll like what I have cooked up for you.

Awesomeness.

 

[The Crock]

Noah, I had a typo in your sig quote.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Huh?

 

[I Suck Ass]

Nvm. I see it.

 

[The Crock]

Look at the quote in your sig, change though to thought.

Edit: You got it.

 

[CH David]

This is what it is.

The match starts. Immediately Noah gets kicked out of the match because his parents though the match was too suggestive.

This is what it should be with correct spelling.

The match starts. Immediately Noah gets kicked out of the match because his parents thought the match was too suggestive.

Good on Crock to notice the typo.

Edit: God damn it.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Match #5
Angel vs Stinger
Rep-a-thon

Crock: Welcome back to SEWF, folks. Right now we're looking forward to a hell of a match. Angel vs Stinger. Who'll win? Who'll finally reign supreme over his opponent? Time to find out. This rivalry has gone on for a long time, truth be told it's just a lot of sandy vaginas in my opinion... no point to it, but what the hell.

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Crock: Here comes our first competitor, Angel! He seems to be in a great mood today.

Angel calmly walks to the ring, ready as ever.

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Crock: Here comes Stinger. Peculiar music choice, he seems to be yelling that this isn't the song he chose. Oh well.

Stinger walks to the ring, by his side is his loyal companion SpoodBeest or Dave Jr. or Dave's Bitch. Whatever.

Crock: Now this match isn't your everyday, regular ol' match. No sir. The competitors must first pin/submit their opponent, then climb the ladder which leads to the laptop suspended above the ring... BUT WAIT THERE'S MORE! When they get the laptop they must red rep their opponent to pick up the win.

The bout begins and right out of the gate Angel is pummeling the living shit out of Stinger. Stinger has no choice but to crawl out of the ring, but there is no countout or DQ... so Angel follows and proceeds to beat the shit out of him with a steel chair.

Crock: This isn't looking too good for Stinger, he's already looking like he can't take anymore punishment.

They keep going, and finally Stinger mounts some offense. He manages to get Angel into the ring, into the corner where he tries to go for the Stinkface, but unfortunately he misses.

Crock: How do you miss such a simple move?! Busch League!

Angel kicks Stinger in the nuts and goes for the pin, 1... 2... KICK OUT.

Crock: I didn't expect Stinger to kick out there, good for him... I guess?

Angel proceeds to climb to the turnbuckle where he does a headbutt off of it right onto Stinger's crotch.

Crock: Get the tables, D-Von! No wait...

Angel then continually kicks away at Stinger's junk, goes for the pin: 1... 2... 3!

Crock: He got him! But it's not over yet!

SpoodBeest jumps into the ring and starts icing Stinger's cock, giving him a hell of a pep talk as well. Out of nowhere Stinger gets a roll up pin on Angel, 1... 2... 3...!

Crock: What the fuck?! What is this shit?! It's tied now, the first man to get that laptop and hand out the rep wins.

Stinger and Angel are now trading punches back an forth, neither man will go down. Angel hits yet ANOTHER low blow on Stinger and gets out of the ring to get something from underneath the ring.

Crock: That looks like a six pack of beer... Why the hell does he want that?

Angel spills beer after beer all over Stinger, Stinger flips out and runs to the backstage area.

Crock: I've just received word that Stinger lives a "Straight Edge Lifestyle", so he will not be finishing this match... His replacement is SpoodBeest.

By the time all that had gone down Angel had already unhooked the laptop on top of the ladder, but SpoodBeest knocked him in the back of the head with the ring bell.

Crock: SPOOD IS GONNA WIN IT FOR STINGER!

Spood finds the latest Angel post, hits rep... BUT HE GIVES ANGEL GREEN BY ACCIDENT!

Crock: What a mistake by Spood, he has to try to spread now!

Spood gives countless others rep, Dave first of course, he finally thinks he has spread enough. He gets to another Angel post... But he has given away too much rep in the last 24 hours.

Crock: ........HAHAHAHAHAHA

Spood leaves the ring, crying, leaving Angel by himself. Angel regains consciousness and red reps Stinger.

Crock: Angel has picked up the win. This feud is FINALLY over!

I love you.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

Im also glad you chose to have Spood at my side. It'd be kind of weird if Pedro's Pizza was at Stinger's side.

 

[The Crock]

Match #8
Theo vs KB
Triple H vs Shelton Benjamin Match

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Crock: Here comes Theo!

Theo trots to the ring in a Chase Utley jersey, beer in one hand... microwavable burrito in the other.

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Crock: Here comes one half of the Tag Team Champions, accompanied by his partner Sly, KB! His mighty admin-ness is the favorite in this match. I don't know what the whole "Triple H vs Shelton Benjamin deal is, might be foreshadowing...

The match starts and KB immediately hits Theo with a high knee. He pummels him on the ground, lifts him up, sends him into the ropes.... and hits a HUGE spinebuster.

Crock: Ohhh, Theo is in a whole lot of pain.

KB asks for a sledgehammer from Sly, which is legal... Especially since he'll ban anybody who says otherwise. He hits Theo right in the head, he's busted wide open.

Crock: Ahem, I have been handed a script KB is the greatest wrestler ever. He will never lose a match. Please don't ban me...

KB sends Theo over the top rope, he and Sly start battering him. KB slams Theo into the barricade, and Sly sends a few kicks into the harmless Theo's direction. Theo is trying to crawl away, but KB won't have it. KB sends him back into the ring. KB hits a huge Pedigree, he turns to taunt the crowd when Theo pulls him into a roll-up pin, 1... 2... 3...!

Crock: HOLY SHIT! Our third roll up pin of the night, it seems to be a recurring theme! I can't believe wha--

KB: HOLD ON A MINUTE! WHAT I SAY GOES! I'M BANNING YOU ALL!!! EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU... BANT BANT BANT!

 

[Theo Mays]

Crock did you know that I have an undying love for Shelton Benjamin or was this just a coincident?

 

[The Crock]

A bit of both, now that you mention it I remember you talking about him.

 

[The Crock]

Match #9
Hans vs GD
WHC Tourney

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Crock: Here comes Hans! I've been eagerly awaiting his match.

Hans walks to the ring, in nothing but a thong.

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Crock: GD sure resembles a guy I knew long ago. Mark Madden was his name, I believe.

Mark Madden GD walks to the ring, ready for a fight.

Crock: This will be good!

The match starts, Hans puts his finger out and pokes GD, GD goes down for the three count. Vince Russo, Eric Bischoff, Hulk Hogan, Jeff Jarrett, Abyss, Jeff Hardy, and Disco Inferno join them in the ring. It was a screwjob.

Crock: Bret screwed Bret!

 

[Joe's Gonna Kill You]

Good stuff Crock

 

[The Crock]

Match #10
Barbosa vs ?
WHC Tourney

Barbosa comes to the ring, no entrance music. He demands to find out who his opponent is. Out of nowhere, Crock attacks him with a baseball bat. Crock gets the pin, advances to the next round.

Crock: I wrestled one hell of a match there didn't I?

Barbosa attacks Crock at the announce table, but Crock gets security to escort him out of the building.

Crock: I'm sorry I had to do that to Barbosa, but it had to be done. It had to be done...