Saunter with Coco and GD w/ special guest MRC

[Барбоса]

I've stopped listening to women.

Me too. One of them told me tonight that she thinks I talk down to her.

Actually, it's probably true because I am much smarter than her, evidenced by my winning of a quiz almost single-handedly for which she, as a member of my team, got a bottle of whiskey but my talking down to her is certainly not a conscious decision.

Tried to tell her that but apparently the word "unintentional" was too high brow for her.

 

[JGlass]

Me too. One of them told me tonight that she thinks I talk down to her.

Actually, it's probably true because I am much smarter than her, evidenced by my winning of a quiz almost single-handedly for which she, as a member of my team, got a bottle of whiskey but my talking down to her is certainly not a conscious decision.

Tried to tell her that but apparently the word "unintentional" was too high brow for her.

Irish women. Try to use one syllable words that either appear in the Bible or the label of a bottle of whiskey.

 

[Барбоса]

Ungrateful bitch really. Not my fault that she doesn't know anything

 

[Coco]

My experience with this week's Impact and SmackDown confirm Sam's suspicion: wrestling is exponentially more enjoyable without reading the spoilers. Next time I go to a restaurant, I'll employ the same logic by ordering whatever the server thinks I'll like.

 

[Coco]

I imagine James Bond does the same thing with some regularity, liking to live dangerously and all.

 

[JGlass]

James Bond gets the same drink every time and has used the same gun for years. There are only two areas of his life where he seems to appreciate variety, and those are cars and women.

 

[Coco]

I dunno. I reckon James Bond would appreciate a plate of blueberry-filled perogies if it were placed in front of him.

 

[Coco]

In Time's a lot of fun. I wanna shake the word-smith's hand.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I'm an hour away from NYC, any words you'd like to pass on to the NJexus? I hear they'll be in uniform.

 

[Coco]

Nothing springs to mind. I'd still much rather wear one of those impractical sleeveless monstrosities than have their taste in music. I haven't cum in over a week, but I can't think of a way to shoehorn that in. God speed.

 

[gd]

Somebody told me In Time was the greatest movie ever made. I don't plan of watching it for fear of disappointment.

 

[Coco]

BELIEVE THE HYPE

 

[Uncle Sam]

"Damn it, Laura! Shut the fuck up! I'm trying to come up with a premise and you're wasting my time. Time is money. Wait. WAIT. Get me Justin Timberlake on the phone."

 

[Coco]

Timberlake will make a great Batman when they reboot the series in five years.

 

[gd]

If there's one thing the world needs it's more batman movies

 

[Барбоса]

This week in WZCW: an homage to the first meeting between Barbosa and Hunter Kravinoff and reports of the Ugandan Wildman's current status...

Spoiler

The Smoker: No one calls us Barbie and gets away with it. Get the chess board out again. We think you are losing your strategic touch.

Manic: Hunt used to call us it all the time.

The Smoker: And look where that got him? Dead from a drug fuelled orgie or from a drive-by shooting or wherever he is.

 

[Miko]

I got green repped by xoxo French Kiss xoxo. I think this is the happiest day of my life.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Impractical you say? Explain yourself.

and of everyone, why did you cover up J-Glass? D-Man would have been a much more acceptable choice.

 

[Coco]

Impractical you say? Explain yourself.

What did I do now?

and of everyone, why did you cover up J-Glass? D-Man would have been a much more acceptable choice.

You'll have to ask the artist. I'm just a fan.

 

[Uncle Sam]

and of everyone, why did you cover up J-Glass? D-Man would have been a much more acceptable choice.

I'll second this.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

J Glass is easliy the coolest member of the group, honest opinion.

and you called our shirts impractical monstrosities.

 

[Coco]

I'm of the opinion that clothes are meant to conceal and protect you from the elements. I think anything that exposes cleavage is impractical. Don't listen to me.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Well thing being, my skin is quite covered, as you can see.

protection from the elements is for weaklings.

 

[The Crock]

D-Man's pose trumps ALL.

 

[Coco]

protection from the elements is for weaklings.

Pretty sure this is how evolution works. You die of exposure while my hazmat suit keeps me free of radiation poisoning. Let's see how you like your sleeveless shirts and hubris then!