This post initially started with a note about the potentially racist implications of the "Great White Sheamus" name. It genuinely makes me think "Great White Hope" before I get to "Great White Shark." Still, I see you have that one covered.
On a related note, I just finished watching SmackDown this week. The Big Show
is worth watching. Starting to regret all those nasty rumours I spread about you now. I was telling people you were a Big Show fan. Nasty, nasty stuff.
Edit: Oh, I almost forgot:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMcEZClRc7g&t=6m15s
I was standing up in my living room, doing the exact same thing you can see The Big Show doing.