Santino Marella Fan-a-Club (SFAC)

[Father:_Polley]

a sandwich in lieu of praise

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I would like to point out that I was the first to praise the mighty Santino. I don't get any credit for that.

Polley is the VP of Sandwiches. He jumped right in.

I do recall you being an early praiser, Jake, now that I think about it. So yes, you deserve some credit. I nominate Jake "VP of Foreign Affairs." Requires a trip to the vatican once every two years, if that's ok.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Can I be the bodyguard? I was ninja body guard for jakes fan club Thoes are my qualifications!

 

[Father:_Polley]

jake gets a trip to the vatican??? all i get is a day trip to subway

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'll accept that role.

 

[Father:_Polley]

anyone think santino will debut a finisher soon on maria?

 

[IrishCanadian25]

jake gets a trip to the vatican??? all i get is a day trip to subway

When Jake is a fat ENGLISH guy with an Italian accent and a canoli sticking out of his mouth, and you're sipping Mai Tai's in Hawaii with Jared and a few biatches, you'll thank me.

Anyway, how about Santino's performance on RAW tonight? Best stuff I have seen in terms of poster defacement since Edge switched Kurt Angle's debuting T-Shirt design to "I Suck." I hope I don't get the erectile malfunction.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm English, not British. Don't group me with the Welsh.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I'm English, not British. Don't group me with the Welsh.

My fault. I am Southern Irish, not Northern Irish, so I get the same thing when people group me with Finlay.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I forgive you. But only 'cus you like fat wrestlers.

 

[Father:_Polley]

i get the same way when people group finlay with the irish. but hey

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That's because WWE don't know of Nothern & Southern Ireland. So Finaly is just billed as being Irish.

 

[Father:_Polley]

sadly it's an american problem. 2 countries, 1 island, too much thought required.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That's why I hate it when American's say Britain. I'm sure Portugese, Germans, Italians hate to be called European as well.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

That's because WWE don't know of Nothern & Southern Ireland. So Finaly is just billed as being Irish.

Actually, when Lillian announces him, he is billed as being from "Belfast, Northern Ireland."

And Santino is from "Paterson, New Jersey!"

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Really? That'll be Finlay speaking up then.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Really? That'll be Finlay speaking up then.

Has to be. WWE Management, outside of Shane McMahon, won't have that kind of insight.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Like naming Tajiri's faction The Yakuza.

Tajiri: ''You can't use that name Mr. McMahon''
Vince ''Just try it on''
Tajiri: ''They'll kill my family''
Vince ''Everybody's got to die at some point''

 

[Father:_Polley]

WWE Management, outside of Shane McMahon, won't have that kind of insight.

Vince thought the majors were brothers.

on santino related news...damn he looks good as a woman. and candice cant count to 3 without using her fingers.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'd lick Santino's pussy.

 

[Father:_Polley]

i love related videos...just watch santino talking about stone cold not turning up - 'J.R's not going to reach the point of orgasm'...outstanding

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Oh dear god.

Now THAT'S a FAN!

 

[Father:_Polley]

http://www.dailymotion.com/relevance/search/stone%2Bcold%2Bmarella/video/x3eins_edited-video-stone-cold-marella-bee

because it deserves it

 

[IrishCanadian25]

I am going to begin posting more great Santino Moments in the Fan-a-Club room for both entertainment and recruitment purposes.

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[Father:_Polley]

how do you do that...i've forgotten