Santino Marella Fan-a-Club (SFAC)

[HBK-aholic]

I'm sorry. I love you. OCW Forever.

 

[klunderbunker]

That's an infraction for impersonating Shawn.

 

[HBK-aholic]

You can try and infract me if you like.

 

[klunderbunker]

Oh I'll get you. Does the word puppy mean anything?

 

[Mr. TM]

Give him hugs and reps. thats how I butter him up.

 

[klunderbunker]

Actually hugs from Becca are overrated. And I get buttered up with butter. Best natural lubrication there is.

 

[Crush1]

Wow i state my opinion on marella and i immediatly get bad rep from the vice president.Anyways not one fan has explained it to me whats so great about this jobber?
Instead of giving me bad rep how about giving me an answer?

Really Santino Marella fans are like scientologists, both worship something incredibly stupid.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Really Santino Marella fans are like scientologists, both worship something incredibly stupid.

Not all of us are as crazy as some people in here.

 

[Mr. TM]

Wow i state my opinion on marella and i immediatly get bad rep from the vice president.Anyways not one fan has explained it to me whats so great about this jobber?
Instead of giving me bad rep how about giving me an answer?

Really Santino Marella fans are like scientologists, both worship something incredibly stupid.

You're name is "Holy Shit" and you think anyone is really going to respect your opinions? Usually jobbers don't hold the IC belt. I gave you bad rep mostly because you are a Public Enemy, and as a member of the SFAC, we are told to give PE red rep. State an opinion here now, and Ill respond to it. Read some of the shit on here to discuss how we have already told why Santino is prestigious. If you have a new argument, lets have it. If you are just bring up dead old points that have already been talked about, but are just to lazy to talk about them, shut the fuck up and dont talk in here. But I am ready to debate you if you can bring an unbiased debate my way.

 

[Mr. TM]

Not all of us are as crazy as some people in here.

Who is crazy in here? I just try and defend other Fan Members the best I can. If that makes me crazy, then I am crazily loyal.

 

[Slyfox696]

You're name is "Holy Shit" and you think anyone is really going to respect your opinions?

What the fuck does his screenname have to do with anything?

Consider yourself fortunate that I don't give you a flaming infraction.

Usually jobbers don't hold the IC belt.

Then along came Santino, and he made it so.

What's your point?

I gave you bad rep mostly because you are a Public Enemy, and as a member of the SFAC, we are told to give PE red rep.

That makes zero sense to me.

State an opinion here now, and Ill respond to it.

Santino sucks monkey balls and isn't even as over as his character's girlfriend Beth Phoenix.

Read some of the shit on here to discuss how we have already told why Santino is prestigious.

Yes, I know all about it.

He intentionally says words incorrectly. Hall of Fame material right there.

If you are just bring up dead old points that have already been talked about, but are just to lazy to talk about them, shut the fuck up and dont talk in here.

No. I'll talk about Santino in here if I want to. And so can anyone else.

But I am ready to debate you if you can bring an unbiased debate my way.

Santino sucks hardcore. And that's unbiased.

 

[justinsayne]

You're name is "Holy Shit" and you think anyone is really going to respect your opinions?

What the fuck difference does the dudes name make, you aren't going to answer his question cause of his name seriously?!?

Usually jobbers don't hold the IC belt

The belt hasn't meant a damn thing in over five years, why wouldn't they give it to a jobber?

I gave you bad rep mostly because you are a Public Enemy, and as a member of the SFAC, we are told to give PE red rep.

you guys really take this shit far to seriously

State an opinion here now, and Ill respond to it.

He did that, his thread go t merged ewith this one and then all you Stasnio loyist decide to throw a hissy fit cause the mod that merged the threads also changed the name of the thread

Read some of the shit on here to discuss how we have already told why Santino is prestigious. If you have a new argument, lets have it.

Santino & prestigious in the same sentance, that's just laughable

If you are just bring up dead old points that have already been talked about, but are just to lazy to talk about them

WTF are you talking about?!?

shut the fuck up and dont talk in here. But I am ready to debate you if you can bring an unbiased debate my way.

Yeah umm pretty sure I just got an infraction for doing something just like this in another thread

 

[Mighty NorCal]

And so did he. You are a kinder man than I Mr.SlyFox

 

[Mr. TM]

What the fuck does his screenname have to do with anything?

Consider yourself fortunate that I don't give you a flaming infraction.

Really? You don't see something wrong with having a name like "Holy Shit" being a problem?

Then along came Santino, and he made it so.

What's your point?

Do you really think the most powerful wrestling company in the world, the brightest minds in the wrestling universe didn't see a positive in making Santino a IC Champion?

That makes zero sense to me.

Well you see... When I signed in last night, I was surfing through the thread, and come across the President saying hes a new PE. And we red rep PEs... I added it together, and what do I got? besides a song from Cinderella? Guess.

Santino sucks monkey balls and isn't even as over as his character's girlfriend Beth Phoenix.

Great point. Glad to see the maturity level is strong in you.

Yes, I know all about it.

He intentionally says words incorrectly. Hall of Fame material right there.

Yes, his character that the person who signs his pay check told him to portray. Do you really think he has so many fans just because he adds an "a" to every word? Why do you think that people like Chris Jericho have fans? Becaue they bust their ass out there every night. Santino does that too. Hes never sloppy with his character. I admire him for that.

No. I'll talk about Santino in here if I want to. And so can anyone else.

Yes that makes sense, lets just bring up old points, have the same argument over and over. That is productive. That is the same as someone making another "I Hate Czena" thread.

Santino sucks hardcore. And that's unbiased.

Because you say so?

 

[Slyfox696]

Really? You don't see something wrong with having a name like "Holy Shit" being a problem?

I'd rather have "Holy Shit" than "TM Canada Bowles".

True story.

Do you really think the most powerful wrestling company in the world, the brightest minds in the wrestling universe didn't see a positive in making Santino a IC Champion?

What does that have to do with the fact the guy was and still is a jobber? Do you know what a "red herring" argument is?

Well you see... When I signed in last night, I was surfing through the thread, and come across the President saying hes a new PE. And we red rep PEs... I added it together, and what do I got? besides a song from Cinderella? Guess.

Maybe I wasn't clear. What the fuck is a PE?

Great point. Glad to see the maturity level is strong in you.

And I assure you I'm as equally glad that you couldn't even dispute the fact that A) he sucks and B)He's not as over as Beth Phoenix.

Do you ever make an actual substantial point, or do you just continue blowing hot air all around until people grow tired of reading some of the things you say?

Yes, his character that the person who signs his pay check told him to portray. Do you really think he has so many fans just because he adds an "a" to every word? Why do you think that people like Chris Jericho have fans? Becaue they bust their ass out there every night. Santino does that too. Hes never sloppy with his character. I admire him for that.

Bullshit. And a half. People being fans of Santino came in mockery, as his first promos were all about the intentional misspeak and comparing Lilian Garcia to a Times Square hooker.

And it went from there. It was a silly thing to start that you people have become completely blinded by.

Yes that makes sense, lets just bring up old points, have the same argument over and over. That is productive. That is the same as someone making another "I Hate Czena" thread.

This whole thread is the same fucking thing over and over.

It's "Santino is great because he did this" and "Who wants to hold this position". Seriously, over and over. Just read through a few pages of the thread.

Because you say so?

Because it's obvious.

 

[Mr. TM]

What the fuck difference does the dudes name make, you aren't going to answer his question cause of his name seriously?!?

I didn't say that, i just said that he isn't going to get many peoples respect with a name like that

The belt hasn't meant a damn thing in over five years, why wouldn't they give it to a jobber?

Why wouldnt they give it to Val Venis then if they are just giving it nobodies? Hes been in the WWE longer than most.

you guys really take this shit far to seriously

We do what we do in a club. In some clubs they play spin the bottle. In others they create things called "The Weathermen". i think we are pretty tame in that sense.

He did that, his thread go t merged ewith this one and then all you Stasnio loyist decide to throw a hissy fit cause the mod that merged the threads also changed the name of the thread

I wasn't here when that happened. I was asking him to debate with me here and now so I could better accomodate him.

Santino & prestigious in the same sentance, that's just laughable

Two time IC champion isn't nothing to laugh about. He is living most professional wrestlers dreams just by being out on Raw every week.

WTF are you talking about?!?

Im not wasting my time arguing old settled points

Yeah umm pretty sure I just got an infraction for doing something just like this in another thread

So I am comparible in my anngerness to Justin? I just wanted him to either read old posts (Which I bet he didn't) before bring up old topics. I think that is in the rules.

 

[Mr. TM]

I'd rather have "Holy Shit" than "TM Canada Bowles".

True story.

Makes sense, because its not your name. I think that is obvious. Id rather have my name as Holy Shit than Y2 Jake. Jake isn't my name.

What does that have to do with the fact the guy was and still is a jobber? Do you know what a "red herring" argument is?

You have to explain to be how he is a jobber before you can call him a jobber. He isnt a jobber, and that is why he is the IC Champion. Im not trying to take away from th epoint.

Maybe I wasn't clear. What the fuck is a PE?

Public enemy. it states that in the thread numerous times

And I assure you I'm as equally glad that you couldn't even dispute the fact that A) he sucks and B)He's not as over as Beth Phoenix.

Do you ever make an actual substantial point, or do you just continue blowing hot air all around until people grow tired of reading some of the things you say?

Why would I argue about someone sucking monkey balls? If you think he "sucks" in the sense that he is a bad preformer well then I would have to say

A) He is a great preformer, he is never choppy in the ring, even if he isnt doing over the top moves. Ive seen wrsetlers who couldnt sell a punch, let alone a stunner.

B) Imagine this. Santino is a man whos character doesnt have an accent? Well if he can talk great with an accent, there is probably a great chance he could even talk better without it.

Great in the ring at sellings, great on the mic. Seems like a great Professional Wrestler.

C) It doesnt matter even if Beth was more over. good for her, we arent talking about how over Beth Phoenix is. Do you know what a Red Herring arguement is? You are doing it right now.

Bullshit. And a half. People being fans of Santino came in mockery, as his first promos were all about the intentional misspeak and comparing Lilian Garcia to a Times Square hooker.

And it went from there. It was a silly thing to start that you people have become completely blinded by.

Well until he loses fans, he is doing a great job. There are 40-50 men on that roster, and very few can put on a preformance like Santino.

This whole thread is the same fucking thing over and over.

It's "Santino is great because he did this" and "Who wants to hold this position". Seriously, over and over. Just read through a few pages of the thread.

every monday Santino wrestles. We talk about it. We talk about how well he does on the P25. Then we talk about anything else we want. As we have a form of government in here, we have officers to deal with it. Its the same thing as a Presidential Debate.

Because it's obvious.

Alright, good point. because you say so.

 

[Slyfox696]

Makes sense, because its not your name. I think that is obvious. Id rather have my name as Holy Shit than Y2 Jake. Jake isn't my name.

What the fuck are you talking about at this point?

So, you're saying that Holy Shit is a better name than Y 2 Jake, but that no one will take him seriously because of his name?

Do you even know what you're talking about anymore? I'd guess no.

You have to explain to be how he is a jobber before you can call him a jobber. He isnt a jobber, and that is why he is the IC Champion. Im not trying to take away from th epoint.

You don't call getting pinned by Divas to be the trademark of a jobber?

Public enemy. it states that in the thread numerous times

Good fucking lord, I feel like talking to a ******ed mule.

I know what PE stands for, but WHAT IS A PUBLIC ENEMY? Am I Rocco Rock? Johnny Grunge? Am I rapping? A criminal?

What are you talking about. And I'm not about to go through 1000s of spam posts to find it.

Why would I argue about someone sucking monkey balls?

Why would you ask for someone to state an opinion if you weren't prepared to debate it?

A) He is a great preformer, he is never choppy in the ring, even if he isnt doing over the top moves. Ive seen wrsetlers who couldnt sell a punch, let alone a stunner.

A great performer? He's terrible. His in-ring storytelling is nonexistent, his selling is not believable, his matches are met with yawns, and his workrate is the shits.

That's not a great performer that's a performer who sucks monkey balls.

B) Imagine this. Santino is a man whos character doesnt have an accent? Well if he can talk great with an accent, there is probably a great chance he could even talk better without it.

Great in the ring at sellings, great on the mic. Seems like a great Professional Wrestler.

Great at selling? What are you basing this on? His completely unrealistic facial expressions? His constant short-term selling of legitimate moves and his over-selling of comedic spots?

Great on the mic? What's great about him? He deliberately says words wrong. Big fucking deal. A good mic worker is someone who can build heat without having to resort to cheap heat like talking about NBA basketball teams moving.

C) It doesnt matter even if Beth was more over. good for her, we arent talking about how over Beth Phoenix is. Do you know what a Red Herring arguement is? You are doing it right now.

You need to go back and read the thread. You asked for an opinion and I gave it. That's not a red herring argument, because it was part of the original topic for discussion.

You really don't know what that term means do you? Or are you just too lazy to actually read a thread before you post? Either way, quit wasting my time with such ridiculous babble that you can check in a matter of 15 seconds on the validity of.

Well until he loses fans, he is doing a great job.

Loses fans? He's got to have fans first. 20 people on one wrestling forum means nothing.

There are 40-50 men on that roster, and very few can put on a preformance like Santino.

I bet Santino wouldn't even crack the Top 25 if I were to sit down and do it.

And I'm not talking about the WWE's Top 25, I'm talking about a realistic one.

As we have a form of government in here, we have officers to deal with it. Its the same thing as a Presidential Debate.

Which proves how silly this thing has become.

Alright, good point. because you say so.

Because you can't prove otherwise. Because it's fact. Because he's a jobber holding a formerly prestigious title that is now second fiddle to a Diva's title.

 

[Mr. TM]

What the fuck are you talking about at this point?

So, you're saying that Holy Shit is a better name than Y 2 Jake, but that no one will take him seriously because of his name?

Do you even know what you're talking about anymore? I'd guess no.

I was just showing you how rediculous youre arguement is. Imagine you had started on this forum and your name was "Cock696". Who would care about what you had to say.

You don't call getting pinned by Divas to be the trademark of a jobber?

No, but it sure makes people laugh. Lots have been pinned by a diva. I cant remember who, but I remember Maria getting a pin over another male main eventer. it could have been Mickie James.

Good fucking lord, I feel like talking to a ******ed mule.

I know what PE stands for, but WHAT IS A PUBLIC ENEMY? Am I Rocco Rock? Johnny Grunge? Am I rapping? A criminal?

What are you talking about. And I'm not about to go through 1000s of spam posts to find it.

Well if SFAC is the Public of the this thread... Then the enemy of the public would probably be a Public enemy. Put two and two together.

Why would you ask for someone to state an opinion if you weren't prepared to debate it?

What the hell are you talking about?

A great performer? He's terrible. His in-ring storytelling is nonexistent, his selling is not believable, his matches are met with yawns, and his workrate is the shits.

That's not a great performer that's a performer who sucks monkey balls.

you obviously arent that great at looking at talent. The rock was a great seller, and Santino sells just like the Rock. What story telling? Him sneaking out wins is the story. What does he do. Sneaks out wins. That is what he is asked to do and thats what he does. I really can't believe people say you are a great arguer. Youre biggest return is "Sucking Monkey Balls". Wow.

Great at selling? What are you basing this on? His completely unrealistic facial expressions? His constant short-term selling of legitimate moves and his over-selling of comedic spots?

Great on the mic? What's great about him? He deliberately says words wrong. Big fucking deal. A good mic worker is someone who can build heat without having to resort to cheap heat like talking about NBA basketball teams moving.

Facial expressions are 80% of selling. When I watch him, it looks like a move hurts. And he does it comicly. If he can play a character on the mic who "has an accent" then it would be even easier to play a character who talks just like he would in normal day life. Look at Priceless on the mic. They are horrible. Imagaine they were given a character with an accent? They would be even worse.

You need to go back and read the thread. You asked for an opinion and I gave it. That's not a red herring argument, because it was part of the original topic for discussion.

You really don't know what that term means do you? Or are you just too lazy to actually read a thread before you post? Either way, quit wasting my time with such ridiculous babble that you can check in a matter of 15 seconds on the validity of.

I dont think Beth Phoenix's level of selling has anythin gto do with Santino. Why dont you bring in how Jeff Hardy draws? John Cena? Triple H? It makes no different. Santino draws great for a Mid Carder.

Loses fans? He's got to have fans first. 20 people on one wrestling forum means nothing.

Since this is a pretty good cross section of wrestling fans, albeit IWC fans, I would say it is great. Considering he is a heel, and has been a heel for 95% of his WWE stay, it is impressive that some people like him, but moer impressive that fans boo him, like the true heel he is. The fact you dont like him only shows he is a great heel. You havent been able to show me besides saying "He sucks Monkey Balls" that he is anything worse than a great heel preformer. I think I heard a few 5th graders on the city bus one day say that Triple H sucks monkey balls before, back when he was a heel.

I bet Santino wouldn't even crack the Top 25 if I were to sit down and do it.

And I'm not talking about the WWE's Top 25, I'm talking about a realistic one.

Slys 25 Incredible Faces of the WWE? The P25 is a great source of material to show that as Number 15, Santino is the 15th most vaulable person storywise for WWE.

Which proves how silly this thing has become.

Silly enough to get you riled up

Because you can't prove otherwise. Because it's fact. Because he's a jobber holding a formerly prestigious title that is now second fiddle to a Diva's title.

What? How can you actually say that? The IC belt is defended a lot more under Santino than most others that have been champions. That brings prestige. I dont think there is any more points to bring up. Even if there are, all youd say is "Santino sucks Monkey Balls." I expected more out of you Sly. Now I am going to eat some ThanksGiving Dinner. Happy Thanksgiving to all the Canadian SFAC members.

Another point behind the SFAC is for us to talk to some of our best friends on here. Thats why this SFAC runs so smoothly. If I want to talk about the really bad day I had, which I did have a bad day, I would do it in here, not the Bar Room. The Bar room is filled with people i dont know, who would get away with laughing at something serious that is affecting me. I dont get your want to ruin that for us, just because you dont like Santino. We do, and we have developed great friendships through it. If I want a place to talke to Brian, DSC, 48/7. Risty, etc, those that are my friends on here, this is the place to do it. That is why we dont like people like you coming in here and calling me

a ******ed mule.

 

[Blue Chipper]

I was just showing you how rediculous youre arguement is. Imagine you had started on this forum and your name was "Cock696". Who would care about what you had to say.

Let me just stick my opinion in here and say that it is wrong to judge a book by its cover. Thats basically what your saying, judge someone based on their screen name. Its just wrong. If someone has a "stupid" screen name your saying you'd disregard him/her and their opinions.

Many people that have silly (to me, anyway) screen names are really some of the most nicest, smartest, cleverest, people. Take, for example, IrishCanadian. My name is weird as well, and I'm surely getting it changed when I reach 50 posts, since everyone judges you on your name.

 

[Slyfox696]

I was just showing you how rediculous youre arguement is. Imagine you had started on this forum and your name was "Cock696". Who would care about what you had to say.

You're confusing yourself at this point. You said that no one would take HolyShit seriously because of his screenname, and I said that HolyShit was a better screen name than TM Canada Bowles. You then said that was because it's not my name, and proceeded to mention how HolyShit was a better name than Y 2 Jake, our current admin.

So, what you are saying is that if people care about Jake's opinion despite his name, then they should certainly care about HolyShit's opinion despite his name. Which means you effectively disagreed with yourself.

You lose.

No, but it sure makes people laugh.

Great. That makes him a comedic jobber. But that doesn't change the fact he's a jobber.

I swear if you would follow the thread of conversation just once I'd be shocked as hell.

What the hell are you talking about?

You asked for him to give an opinion on Santino, so I jumped in and gave an opinion. Then you fucked around and never talked about my opinion, and proceeded to gripe about how I presented my opinion.

So I'm asking why the hell you asked for an opinion when you weren't prepared for one.

you obviously arent that great at looking at talent. The rock was a great seller, and Santino sells just like the Rock.

I'll just let this statement speak for itself. And I'll let this be the judge of how misguided you really are.

What story telling? Him sneaking out wins is the story. What does he do. Sneaks out wins. That is what he is asked to do and thats what he does.

That's not the story of the match, that's the BOOKING of the match. Jesus fucking Christ, do you know anything about wrestling? At all?

A basic story would be something as simple as Hart vs. Austin from WM 13, where you had two guys who hated each other going at it. A guy like Hart, normally unflappable and the excellence of execution, going wild and out of control on Austin, and then proving Austin's ability and toughness.

Or, from WM 6, where you had a passing of the torch matches, where the entire match showed Warrior as Hogan's equal. From the tests of strength to the back and forth slams, to the back and forth "adrenaline rushes"...it was all about showing that Warrior was every bit the championship material that Hogan was...and then some.

See the difference now?

I really can't believe people say you are a great arguer.

Considering I've been kicking your ass up and down this thread, I don't think you really ought to be talking.

I mean, let's review.

A) I got you to completely disagree with yourself about screennames
B) I gave you what you wanted and then torched you on the fact you didn't know how to respond to it.
C) I have you making such ridiculous statements such as Santino sells like The Rock.
D) And I've proven you don't know the first thing about professional wrestling, by having to explain to you the difference between the story of the match opposed to the booking of the match.

Facial expressions are 80% of selling.

And he does it poorly.

When I watch him, it looks like a move hurts. And he does it comicly.

Again, you contradict yourself. A realistic expression wouldn't be funny. You are proving my position...again.

If he can play a character on the mic who "has an accent" then it would be even easier to play a character who talks just like he would in normal day life. Look at Priceless on the mic. They are horrible. Imagaine they were given a character with an accent? They would be even worse.

One has nothing to do with the other. Talking with a poor accent isn't a sign of talent, it's just that he talks with a poor accent.

I dont think Beth Phoenix's level of selling has anythin gto do with Santino. Why dont you bring in how Jeff Hardy draws? John Cena? Triple H? It makes no different. Santino draws great for a Mid Carder.

I've never seen a more ignorant post. Here, allow me to hold your hand and walk you through...

State an opinion here now, and Ill respond to it.

Santino sucks monkey balls and isn't even as over as his character's girlfriend Beth Phoenix.

You asked for an opinion, and I told you. I said Santino sucks, and used the fact that he wasn't even as popular as a Diva wrestler to verify the fact that he sucked.

Do you get it now? Would you like me to draw you a flow chart so you can follow along? Do I need make pretty pictures for you to understand?

Since this is a pretty good cross section of wrestling fans, albeit IWC fans, I would say it is great.

LOL

20 fans is a good representation of his popularity?

The fact you dont like him only shows he is a great heel.

You're setting a record for ignorant statements in one post. I don't dislike him. I don't anything him. I don't give a damn about him. If he were fired tomorrow I wouldn't care, and if he turned face and won the WWE Title I wouldn't care.

Just because I recognize the fact he sucks terribly doesn't mean I mark for his heelness.

You havent been able to show me besides saying "He sucks Monkey Balls" that he is anything worse than a great heel preformer.

Yes I have. I explained his poor ring work AND his lack of overness.

What else do I need? Just because you don't seem to be able to grasp the fact that his in-ring work is sloppy and poor, doesn't change the fact it is.

Slys 25 Incredible Faces of the WWE? The P25 is a great source of material to show that as Number 15, Santino is the 15th most vaulable person storywise for WWE.

LOL

We're talking about quality of in-ring workers. And Santino wouldn't crack the Top 25. Please stay on topic.

Silly enough to get you riled up

No, the childish bitching was what riled me up, not Santino or the club. It was the fact that people in here acted like they were a bunch of 7 year olds who were told they couldn't sleep with their teddy bear anymore.

What? How can you actually say that? The IC belt is defended a lot more under Santino than most others that have been champions.

It's defended against jobbers even worse than Santino, in terrible matches, through a storyline that is, by it's very existence, a mockery of the character himself.

That brings prestige.

I think we need to have a discussion on what "prestige" means.

I dont think there is any more points to bring up. Even if there are, all youd say is "Santino sucks Monkey Balls." I expected more out of you Sly.

No, you just know you're getting your ass handed to you in this conversation, so you're taking a phrase I've said, what, 4 times? and using it to completely ignore the substance that I give to validate it.

Another point behind the SFAC is for us to talk to some of our best friends on here.

I thought it was to talk about Santino? Isn't it in the wrestling sections? Isn't it a "Santino" thread?

And why the fuck am I even talking about this?

Thats why this SFAC runs so smoothly. If I want to talk about the really bad day I had, which I did have a bad day, I would do it in here, not the Bar Room. The Bar room is filled with people i dont know, who would get away with laughing at something serious that is affecting me.

Maybe you should just write a tearful blog, with a sad little "depressed" emoticon, and tell all your "friends" about it.

But, I'm going to use this thread now, to talk about how awful Santino is. So get used to it.

That is why we dont like people like you coming in here and calling me

Again, reading comprehension seems to escape you.

I never called you anything. Go back, slow down, and comprehend what you read.

 

[justinsayne]

You're confusing yourself at this point. You said that no one would take HolyShit seriously because of his screenname, and I said that HolyShit was a better screen name than TM Canada Bowles. You then said that was because it's not my name, and proceeded to mention how HolyShit was a better name than Y 2 Jake, our current admin.

So, what you are saying is that if people care about Jake's opinion despite his name, then they should certainly care about HolyShit's opinion despite his name. Which means you effectively disagreed with yourself.

You lose.

Great. That makes him a comedic jobber. But that doesn't change the fact he's a jobber.

I swear if you would follow the thread of conversation just once I'd be shocked as hell.

You asked for him to give an opinion on Santino, so I jumped in and gave an opinion. Then you fucked around and never talked about my opinion, and proceeded to gripe about how I presented my opinion.

So I'm asking why the hell you asked for an opinion when you weren't prepared for one.



I'll just let this statement speak for itself. And I'll let this be the judge of how misguided you really are.

That's not the story of the match, that's the BOOKING of the match. Jesus fucking Christ, do you know anything about wrestling? At all?

A basic story would be something as simple as Hart vs. Austin from WM 13, where you had two guys who hated each other going at it. A guy like Hart, normally unflappable and the excellence of execution, going wild and out of control on Austin, and then proving Austin's ability and toughness.

Or, from WM 6, where you had a passing of the torch matches, where the entire match showed Warrior as Hogan's equal. From the tests of strength to the back and forth slams, to the back and forth "adrenaline rushes"...it was all about showing that Warrior was every bit the championship material that Hogan was...and then some.

See the difference now?

Considering I've been kicking your ass up and down this thread, I don't think you really ought to be talking.

I mean, let's review.

A) I got you to completely disagree with yourself about screennames
B) I gave you what you wanted and then torched you on the fact you didn't know how to respond to it.
C) I have you making such ridiculous statements such as Santino sells like The Rock.
D) And I've proven you don't know the first thing about professional wrestling, by having to explain to you the difference between the story of the match opposed to the booking of the match.

And he does it poorly.

Again, you contradict yourself. A realistic expression wouldn't be funny. You are proving my position...again.

One has nothing to do with the other. Talking with a poor accent isn't a sign of talent, it's just that he talks with a poor accent.

I've never seen a more ignorant post. Here, allow me to hold your hand and walk you through...



You asked for an opinion, and I told you. I said Santino sucks, and used the fact that he wasn't even as popular as a Diva wrestler to verify the fact that he sucked.

Do you get it now? Would you like me to draw you a flow chart so you can follow along? Do I need make pretty pictures for you to understand?

LOL

20 fans is a good representation of his popularity?



You're setting a record for ignorant statements in one post. I don't dislike him. I don't anything him. I don't give a damn about him. If he were fired tomorrow I wouldn't care, and if he turned face and won the WWE Title I wouldn't care.

Just because I recognize the fact he sucks terribly doesn't mean I mark for his heelness.

Yes I have. I explained his poor ring work AND his lack of overness.

What else do I need? Just because you don't seem to be able to grasp the fact that his in-ring work is sloppy and poor, doesn't change the fact it is.

LOL

We're talking about quality of in-ring workers. And Santino wouldn't crack the Top 25. Please stay on topic.

No, the childish bitching was what riled me up, not Santino or the club. It was the fact that people in here acted like they were a bunch of 7 year olds who were told they couldn't sleep with their teddy bear anymore.

It's defended against jobbers even worse than Santino, in terrible matches, through a storyline that is, by it's very existence, a mockery of the character himself.

I think we need to have a discussion on what "prestige" means.



No, you just know you're getting your ass handed to you in this conversation, so you're taking a phrase I've said, what, 4 times? and using it to completely ignore the substance that I give to validate it.

I thought it was to talk about Santino? Isn't it in the wrestling sections? Isn't it a "Santino" thread?

And why the fuck am I even talking about this?

Maybe you should just write a tearful blog, with a sad little "depressed" emoticon, and tell all your "friends" about it.

But, I'm going to use this thread now, to talk about how awful Santino is. So get used to it.

Again, reading comprehension seems to escape you.

I never called you anything. Go back, slow down, and comprehend what you read.

This may be the single greatest Sly post I have ever read

 

[Blue Chipper]

This is just one of countless quality posts by Sly. I particularly enjoyed his posts defending John Cena, and he actually made some real factual points.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

This may be the single greatest Sly post I have ever read

No, those aren't pearls, ladies and gentlemen! Those are Justin's white knuckles from holding onto Sly's coat tails too tightly!

 

[IrishCanadian25]

The rock was a great seller, and Santino sells just like the Rock.