Santino Marella Fan-a-Club (SFAC)

[AMERICANFIRE]

it means im a AMERICAN and im on FIRE at you guys right now because this site is crashing whats the deal?

 

[Frank the Frowner]

I was hoping someone would answer with "A Stupid Name for a Stupid Person"...

 

[AMERICANFIRE]

The Site Is Crashing I Cant Even See All The Post To Post Im Sighning Out And Hope Its Fixed In The Morning

Flame Out!!!!

 

[Mr. TM]

The SFAC is up, back and running! We have power again!

 

[Hyorinmaru]

kool man, kool. I wanted to hear another brick in the wall pt 2, by Pink Floyd, at my grad, but they refused to play it, bitches.

Gee I wonder why

 

[Tim]

I thank Santino for fixing WZ and most importantly the SFAC.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

The latest from WZ Main Board SFAC member Eric Stein:

As a former member of WWE creative, I can tell you there is only two ways that the Honk-A-Meter is going to end. Either A) a heavily pushed monster will burst onto the scene at some point to destroy Santino in less than 20 seconds (see Ultimate Warrior destroying Honkytonk Man) or B) 13 months from now we will be looking at the new longest running IC Champion of all-time. There's a good chance creative won't know which way the outcome will go until it happens too. With months of fluke victories, roll-up wins and countout/DQ losses upon us, it got me thinking - does a longevity equal quality when it comes to title runs? The research yielded mixed results.

Here are the 5 longest IC title runs of all-time:
Honkytonk Man - 14 Months
Randy Savage - 13 Months
Greg Valentine - 9.5 Months
Mr. Perfect - 9.25 Months
Shelton Benjamin - 8 Months

On first glance, this seems to support the thesis that longevity in an IC title reign does in fact equality excellence - after all, Savage, Perfect, and maybe even Valentine would probably all be considered in conversations regarding the top 5-10 IC champs of all-time. Of course, Shelton and Honkytonk...not so much. This does bring us to our first major point...long title runs are mostly a thing of the past...Benjamin is the only one of these in the past 18 years! With more shows to fill, more PPV's, and more demand for drama...title changes are simply far more frequent now than ever before.

Now let's look at all of the IC title reigns that lasted UNDER ONE MONTH. Initially, I found that some one the very worst IC champions of all-time made this list...so I thought once again, it would support the claim that length of run does in fact correlate to quality of champion.

IC title runs falling into this category include...Test, Albert, Lance Storm, The Mountie, Marty Jannetty, Dean Douglas, Marc Mero, Road Dogg, D Lo, Rikishi, Golddust, Chyna, Billy Gunn, and Johnny Nitro. That is definitely a who's who of the least impressive IC champions ever to hold the gold. But here's where things get tricky...here are the remaining wrestlers who held the IC title for under one month:

RVD (x3)
Christian
Jeff Jarrett
Jeff Hardy
Chris Benoit
Razor Ramon
Kane
Chris Jericho (x3)
Edge (x2)
Steve Austin
Triple H

And just like that the thesis is blown to smithereens. As it so turns out, several of the biggest superstars of in WWE history are also amongst those to possess the shortest IC title reigns in federation history. Expanding our search to other title belts only muddles the matter. Not factoring in belts that were dormant, defunct, or not defended, only three other belts in modern wrestling even possess long title runs in their history...

WWE Championship -
Hulk Hogan (4 years), Hulk Hogan (1 year), JBL (9 months)

Women's Championship -
Sherri Martel (15 months), Trish Stratus (15 months), Fabulous Moolah (1 year)

Tag Titles -
London & Kendrick (11 months)

This information supports that there is no conclusive correlation between length of title run and caliber of title holder. In looking at the all-time longest WWE title runs, sure there's Hogan...but one could argue that JBL was one of the weaker heavyweight champions ever. And London & Kendrick certainly were very low of the esteem totem pole - creative just didn't know what to do with them. Their title reign was one of convenience and booking complacency, whereas Hogan's was born out of demand and success.

After diving into this topic, its obvious you can be a top superstar with a short run or a not so star performer and still have a long run. Conclusion...Santino Marella is going to be the IC champion for the next 13 months. Hope you're entertained by this act, because it's not going anywhere, Actually, what would be funny is after all that if he gets within one week of breaking the record only to job big time and then have to pick up the pieces for the next 15 months. Either way, brace yourselves, because the HONK-A-METER is just beginning.

 

[Rusty]

Santino's face mask was gold on Raw this week.

 

[Showtime]

I say let wwefan49 back in. He's a good poster and besides, he called me a good friend. we need more members to be able to make a second SFAC team for derf tourny, he'll make a great addition to SFAC team 2

 

[wwefan49]

God that American Fire guy was an idiot . I have a question I was a member at one point. TM attacked the fact that I had an Orton avatar and called out my Santino fanhood...I dont know why he would just attack another fan-a-club member like that but he did. I'm not attacking TM I left on my own accord but I did so bc I felt I was being put in an unfair position by a fellow fan a club member. I'm good friends with david_showtime_cougar. Maybe you guys should let me back in the club. I have the 100 non spam posts and enjoy Santino alot. But I won't let someone else tell me I can't like another wrestler bc he dissed santino one time. If thats the case I dont eant in. What do u guys think? TM no hard feelings?

 

[Tim]

I say let him back in. Sounds like he did nothing wrong, TM was just in one of his Ïf he doesn't have something about Santino, he sucks," moods.

 

[wwefan49]

I say let him back in. Sounds like he did nothing wrong, TM was just in one of his Ïf he doesn't have something about Santino, he sucks," moods.

thnx tim i love how u go from simpsons to dmx...lol

 

[Tim]

It's all good.

 

[wwefan49]

I say let wwefan49 back in. He's a good poster and besides, he called me a good friend. we need more members to be able to make a second SFAC team for derf tourny, he'll make a great addition to SFAC team 2

yeah I'll be on the team...hey go look at what i posted in the greatest name ever thread...lmao

 

[wwefan49]

I posted this in the best wrestler name ever thread...

Santino Marella

...Nuff Said

 

[Hyorinmaru]

thnx tim i love how u go from simpsons to dmx...lol

as VP of Membership I'm gonna add your name back to the roster. It seems like you didn't do anything wrong and TM needs to chill just a tiny bit.

Santino Marella Fan-A-Club
Member List
September 2008



Officers
BrianBecker - President



PolleyWally - Vice President



TM Canada Bowles - Secretary



PeteRose'sHaircut - Treasurer



Juggalo4Life(VP Of Membership and Marketing Activities)



IrishCanadian25 (VP of ADMIN relations)



Sir Sparky(VP of Santino Relations)



Y2Jake (VP Int'l Relations)



Colamainia (VP Of Prisoner Relations)



Uncle Phatso (Designated Driver)



David_Showtime_Cougar(VP Of Sandwiches)


Santinois tight44 (Official SFAC Slave)






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Rusty
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[wwefan49]

as VP of Membership I'm gonna add your name back to the roster. It seems like you didn't do anything wrong and TM needs to chill just a tiny bit.

thnx juggalo

 

[wwefan49]

Undertaker's Urn-Controls the Undertaker whomever possesses it.

Michelle McCool- Undertaker's GF

Therefore: Michelle McCool's Vegina = Undertaker's Urn

HAHA

 

[Mr. TM]

I'll kick myself out I don't wanna hang out with a bunch of cult worshipping delusional Santino fans anyway...Are you even in this club Monkey???

You kicked yourself out of the fan club you do realize. You also said you didn't want to be in the SFAC

The new PWI 500 is out and Santino is ranked no.91

Do you know who no.1 is ...RANDY ORTON!!!!!!



RKOWWWNNNNED....lol

Make fun of Santino?

Originally Posted by The_Shaman_Of_Monkey View Post
Santino for WHC.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA....good one

Randy Orton should be World Heavyweight Champion soon enough...But Jericho is a good choice for champion...but Santino thats funny.

Santino is destined for the WHC

What does my avatar have to do with this anyway if you weren't so intimidated by me running against you you wouldn't be so concerned with silly things like my avatar. By the way

Randy Orton is the greatest Intercontinental Champion of all time...

FACT

Santino would beg to differ

he's just not as great as Orton in my book.

Yes he is.


I think this is up to Brian if he shall be let back in. Sure, I have seen some improvments out of him, but not much. He seems like hes on a hairtrigger to turn his back on the SFAC.

 

[Tim]

TM. Chill out. Take a chill pill.

 

[Mr. TM]

WHy do people keep telling me to chill? I am pretty darn calm, drinking my orange crush, and warming up my toes. I just said Brian should be the one to judge.































MAYBE I SHOULD FREAK OUT!!!







































But I wont.

 

[wwefan49]

You kicked yourself out of the fan club you do realize. You also said you didn't want to be in the SFAC





Make fun of Santino?





Santino is destined for the WHC





Santino would beg to differ






Yes he is.


I think this is up to Brian if he shall be let back in. Sure, I have seen some improvments out of him, but not much. He seems like hes on a hairtrigger to turn his back on the SFAC.

Dude I already said I left on my own accord and I explained why.Because you turned your back on a fellow member. My comments about Santino and the World title were valid because with his current character they would never put the top tier title on him. A midcard belt is one thing but not the heavyweight title. Maybe in a different gimmick but not this one.Orton may not be the greatest intercontinental champion ever. But I wouldn't say Santino is yet either. Although he has been a pretty good one. He entertains the crowd and thats all that matters at this point. But what accolades does a champion need to be the best ever? The fact that Orton is more diverse and gets proper heat and is over because of it proves hes better than Santino. Santino does his job which is look stupid and make people laugh and he does it to a tee. I like Santino I do. But you are borderline obsessed. Thats all fine and everything. I will state the truth regarding Santino. He is a comedy character he makes me laugh. I wanna be in the SFAC. Why would I turn my back? What would I obtain? Nothing a bunch of people would give me red rep bc I dissed Santino. Thats all that would happen. Its a forum nothing more. I agree becker should decide.

 

[OIL]

OMG.

Santino is so cool.

I want his babies.

Bring Bollywood to Italy. Wooooo

 

[wwefan49]

Santino > Stringed Cheese

FACT

 

[Father:_Polley]

It's...oh, so quiet.



It's...oh, so still.

Seriously, no-one is online. (well, there are 8 online, but you no what I mean)