Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

Commando happened.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

They both should have died upon arrival, like Franco.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Commando happened.

True. Best documentary ever.

 

[Uncle Sam]

1. Before Midnight ★★★★★
2. Philomena ★★★★★
3. Blue Jasmine ★★★★★
4. Frozen ★★★★★
5. Stoker ★★★★★
6. Much Ado About Nothing ★★★★★
7. Iron Man Three ★★★★
8. You're Next ★★★★
9. Upstream Colour ★★★★
10. The World's End ★★★★
11. Bernie ★★★★
12. Spring Breakers ★★★★
13. From Up On Poppy Hill ★★★★
14. Django Unchained ★★★★
15. A Field in England ★★★★
16. Cloud Atlas ★★★★
17. Zero Dark Thirty ★★★★
18. Only God Forgives ★★★★
19. Man of Steel ★★★★
20. Monsters University ★★★★
21. Kings of Summer ★★★★
22. No ★★★★
23. Furious 6 ★★★★
24. Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues ★★★★
25. Thor: The Dark World ★★★★
26. Maniac ★★★
27. Jack the Giant Slayer ★★★
28. Star Trek Into Darkness ★★★
29. Filth ★★★
30. Pacific Rim ★★★
31. The Croods ★★★
32. Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa ★★★
33. Elysium ★★★
34. All is Lost ★★★
35. Gravity ★★★
36. The Hunger Games: Catching Fire ★★★
37. Behind the Candelabra ★★★
38. Flight ★★★
39. Captain Phillips ★★★
40. Lincoln ★★★
41. Oz the Great and Powerful ★★★
42. Evil Dead ★★★
43. Frances Ha ★★★
44. Pain & Gain ★★★
45. I'm So Excited ★★★
46. Stone Roses: Made of Stone ★★★
47. Mud ★★★
48. Kick-Ass 2 ★★★
49. Trance ★★★
50. The Great Gatsby ★★★
51. Compliance ★★★
52. Nebraska ★★
53. Rush ★★
54. Wreck-It Ralph ★★
55. Robot and Frank ★★
56. Warm Bodies ★★
57. Les Misérables ★★
58. The Iceman ★★
59. The Place Beyond the Pines ★★
60. Welcome to the Punch ★★
61. Side Effects ★★
62. The Bling Ring ★★
63. The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug ★★
64. This is the End ★
65. Gangster Squad ★
66. The Spirit of '45 ★

Every now and then I have to remind myself that Empire gave Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid three stars and Attack of the Clones five, lest I expect their five star films to actually be five star films. Still though, water > space and Redford > Bullock.

That's all, folks.

 

[Tastycles]

The NME gave K by Kula Shaker 9/10.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

And deserved it was. Kula Shaker gone while others around them are still together. Travesty.

 

[Tastycles]

I'm pretty sure Kula Shaker are back together.

 

[Uncle Sam]

They are, since 2004, according to Wikipedia. I looked them up on Wikipedia because I didn't know who they were.

 

[Tastycles]

"Coming up later on Challenege, there's a TNA Xplosion, and the tombstones will continue well into 2014".

This is either meaningless or wrong to 100% of the population.

 

[Lee]

but up first it's wacky, it's fun it's craaaaaazy it's outrageous....Funhouse!

 

[Lee]

Kaitlyn's been future endeavoured. How you holding up Jake?

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

I'm devastated, is it okay to mourn here?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've been looking for a reason to stop watching wrestling. Now I have one.

 

[Coco]

If it weren't for Dynamite's sig, I'd have forgotten her by now. Such is the extremity of her burial.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I guess we know what WWE's big announcement is now.

 

[JGlass]

Her burial was pretty extreme, wasn't it? Wasn't she divas champion like, yesterday?

Sam, I saw Anchorman 2 yesterday. It was good, but could have been about 30 minutes shorter.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Fucking right it could have.

It's always a shame when women with talent and ability get the sack.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

No more funny Big E and Kaitlyn Instagram videos.

Spoiler

 

[Thriller Ant]

Her burial was pretty extreme, wasn't it? Wasn't she divas champion like, yesterday?

You could argue that her burial began while she was champion. She gets the belt right when they start doing something interesting with a different Diva for the first time in years.

Fucking right it could have.

It's always a shame when women with talent and ability get the sack.

I enjoyed all of the matches those two had. They were made to work with each other.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

It said SHE iniated the release, to persue other oppurtunities.


Ones involving nudity, perhaps?

 

[Thriller Ant]

It said SHE iniated the release, to persue other oppurtunities.


Ones involving nudity, perhaps?

I've already started praying

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nudity, eh?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

There's a bad boob job under that clothing. Just like Eve (Remember her?). I mean I'll look if it happens, but I won't enjoy it.

 

[Thriller Ant]

There's a bad boob job under that clothing. Just like Eve (Remember her?). I mean I'll look if it happens, but I won't enjoy it.

I've seen a (clothed) picture or two of her pre-boob job. Not bad.

It's unfortunate, but don't a vast majority of girls that get into bodybuilding end up getting their boobs done?

EDIT: Are we sure Eve had a boob job? They're big, but I'm not sure that they are fake big.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

On the Diva's Search Eve had natural boobs. Several months later they became huge, big plastic things.