Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

I've got a GCSE in Media Studies. I refer to it on a weekly basis.

I have an AS in Media Studies, but no GCSE. I honestly believe your qualification is more useful.

no shirt

Technically, I was right.

 

[Tastycles]

The full A-Level too tricky for you?

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Acronyms with three letters, one of which is a 'w', are so played out. What to call it instead? This industry moves so fast it's really hard to tell. That's why they need a name that's cutting-edge, like CutCo, EdgeCom, Interslice.

And then Hogan can make himself... vice president. No, wait! Junior vice president.

How long have you been waiting to use that?

I've been meaning to use the "My feet are soaked! But my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Mantaur" for a while now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The full A-Level too tricky for you?

Oddly, yes. Well, no, but it was my worst AS.

How long have you been waiting to use that?

I've been meaning to use the "My feet are soaked! But my cuffs are bone dry! Everything's coming up Mantaur" for a while now.

Little known fact: I'll often use "Everything's coming up Milhouse!" when something good happens.

"Sam, Mubarak's stepped down."
"Everything's coming up Milhouse!"

 

[Ferbian]

I don't really get your new signature, Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's a Zack Ryder signature.

 

[Ferbian]

You don't say so? I just don't see the point in it, is it due to the colored headband of Zack? Certainly you can do better, Sammie.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Are you suggesting I just repurposed my Edge signature? I won't take such allegations lightly.

 

[Ferbian]

I didn't even see your previous signature. Besides, I would never accuse you of such things, never! You're above that, right?... Right?

 

[Lee]

Haha I love it.

 

[JGlass]

It pays homage to Edge while respecting the real man of the hour, Zack Ryder. What's not to get?

 

[Coco]

It's not paying homage to Edge. It's not an Edge signature. If I'm wrong about that, my love for it will drop exponentially.

 

[JGlass]

It's not an Edge signature. It's a Zack Ryder signature. The white text makes that abundantly clear. What I'm saying is that Edge plays a small role in it, but it's really all about Zack.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm struggling to come up with a response other than "woo woo woo you know it" but, uh, there it is.

 

[JGlass]

Sponsored by The Partnership for a Woo Woo Woo America?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Probably, yeah. Probably.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Always thought Ziggler should change his hairstyle, until he did it. Cunt looks like everybody else now.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

How is the child, Jake.

Did you ever get that puppy?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The kids are just dandy, thanks. The puppy is now a dog and I love it less everyday.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

thats generally how it works.

I didnt know if you still had both childrens. It works the same with them, how the feelings toward the dog are.

 

[Lee]

So FA cup final Jake?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I didnt know if you still had both childrens.

Legal guarian and everything these days. Better for the child that way.

So FA cup final Jake?

Waited for 6 hours for the semi ticket, and the allocation is smaller this time. Hopefully I'll be able to get one, although I'll pay over the odds if I have to. Sunday was just fucking mental, that Newcastle result shocked me but no way would I ever have predicted that against Bolton.

Been saying for weeks now that if we beat Bolton and got Man City in the final we'd definitely win. Hopefully it doesn't come back and bite me on the bottom. Could've also done with the re-arranged league fixture coming first and us losing.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Legal guarian and everything these days. Better for the child that way.

Figured as much. the second part anyway, good man.

How is film school going?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Done for the year, already. Outrageous it is. You pay 3.5 grand and you finish in mid April and don't start back until the end of September. Possibly changing course next year, film just ain't worth doing.

Scream 4 could've been pretty good if the makes had balls.

And the finale of Oz is exactly how you don't do a show. They had 8 episodes to wrap shit up, no need to do it all in the finale episode.

 

[Lee]

Yeah 'Arry's wanting your league fixture swapped round.

The result against us was weird in that you were the better team but not enough for four goals, whereby you destroyed Bolton.