Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Lee]

You're down as Garth tastycles in mine.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Sam's text actually said something like 'Tastycles (Gareth)'. This was before he asked me to stay at his house, I think.

 

[DirtyJosé]

I'm only impressed if you added the word "Tastycles" to your phone's dictionary. I'd even settle for Gareth, even I don't have Gareth saved in there, but that's a bit because it currently writes "hard" then won't let me type any more and I feel like a big man.

My god, the phones of today. It's like they're psychic.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It wasn't a request, 'twas an offer.

 

[Tastycles]

You're down as Garth tastycles in mine.

You're one of the two Lees in mine. Whether I text you or a guy I went to school with from Staines is pot luck.

Sam's text actually said something like 'Tastycles (Gareth)'. This was before he asked me to stay at his house, I think.

That's doubly impressive. Although, a bit disappointed to not be invited, naturally.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I think you were invited actually. I was slightly drunk, so I may be making that up. Anyway, I'm staying at Sam's next month. You should come.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, but you did ask me to collect Jake and Luther when I pointed out that Stoke and Hull were both closer to me than Scarborough.

 

[Tastycles]

I'm trying to write something funny, that both expresses a degree of aloofness, but my delight at being included.

Post-modern, me.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Ooh yes I remember. I told you where I was staying. I saw a good looking guy with a bald guy, I thought it was you and Jake.

 

[Tastycles]

I went to the park with my friends Jake, Jonny B and Sam the other day. Sam is the one that everyone laughs at.

 

[Uncle Sam]

With. With.

 

[Uncle Sam]

And I vaguely remember the idea being floated around that we should invite you clubbing. I hate clubbing, me. I lie, it's OK. I'd just rather watch a DVD.

 

[Tastycles]

I've lost track of who "you" is.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Me? You? Who knows?

 

[HBK-aholic]

I like clubbing when fat ugly guys aren't trying to get my bum. I was texting Sam while this was occurring in the hope he'd fuck off. It worked, thanks Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Even my texts exude masculine aggression.

Additionally, I take it you'll both be attending my WrestleMania 35 party? It'll be the only WrestleMania 35 party to not have WrestleMania 35. Sky Box Office can fuck right off.

 

[Tastycles]

Oh, you don't want to go out with me then.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'll be there.

 

[Tastycles]

Even my texts exude masculine aggression.

Additionally, I take it you'll both be attending my WrestleMania 35 party? It'll be the only WrestleMania 35 party to not have WrestleMania 35. Sky Box Office can fuck right off.

Obviously. We can listen to it on the radio, I assume 5 live will be covering it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I hate clubbing, me. I lie, it's OK.

It's awesome, Sam. Ropey women dancing, can't get enough of it.

I'd just rather watch a DVD.

A daytime activity, surely. Unless you have a job, I guess.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The advert said Terminator Salvation was on at Sky Premier starting at 8 tonight. Well, why the cunt is it on now then?

I'll probably finish the first season of Breaking Bad today. It's been... disappointing. I can understand thinking it's a really, really good series if you've never seen a really, really good series before.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The advert said Terminator Salvation was on at Sky Premier starting at 8 tonight. Well, why the cunt is it on now then?

Sky Premier was showing something from the 90's the other day.

I'll probably finish the first season of Breaking Bad today. It's been... disappointing. I can understand thinking it's a really, really good series if you've never seen a really, really good series before.

Seems to happen a lot these days. Empire gave Scott Pilgrim 5 stars. It's a five star film if you've never seen a three star film before.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But that only puts it one star above Hot Fuzz! I was hoping for two [stars above].

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It depends on how much you like Michael Cera really.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Very little, but not as little as Shia LaBeouf. It's become a cliche to hate Shia, which is a shame, because I was there at the start. Even Stevens was fucking gash.