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Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

Sam's text actually said something like 'Tastycles (Gareth)'. This was before he asked me to stay at his house, I think.
 
I'm only impressed if you added the word "Tastycles" to your phone's dictionary. I'd even settle for Gareth, even I don't have Gareth saved in there, but that's a bit because it currently writes "hard" then won't let me type any more and I feel like a big man.

My god, the phones of today. It's like they're psychic.
 
I think you were invited actually. I was slightly drunk, so I may be making that up. Anyway, I'm staying at Sam's next month. You should come.
 
No, but you did ask me to collect Jake and Luther when I pointed out that Stoke and Hull were both closer to me than Scarborough.
 
I'm trying to write something funny, that both expresses a degree of aloofness, but my delight at being included.

Post-modern, me.
 
Ooh yes I remember. I told you where I was staying. I saw a good looking guy with a bald guy, I thought it was you and Jake.
 
And I vaguely remember the idea being floated around that we should invite you clubbing. I hate clubbing, me. I lie, it's OK. I'd just rather watch a DVD.
 
I like clubbing when fat ugly guys aren't trying to get my bum. I was texting Sam while this was occurring in the hope he'd fuck off. It worked, thanks Sam.
 
Even my texts exude masculine aggression.

Additionally, I take it you'll both be attending my WrestleMania 35 party? It'll be the only WrestleMania 35 party to not have WrestleMania 35. Sky Box Office can fuck right off.
 
Even my texts exude masculine aggression.

Additionally, I take it you'll both be attending my WrestleMania 35 party? It'll be the only WrestleMania 35 party to not have WrestleMania 35. Sky Box Office can fuck right off.

Obviously. We can listen to it on the radio, I assume 5 live will be covering it.
 
The advert said Terminator Salvation was on at Sky Premier starting at 8 tonight. Well, why the cunt is it on now then?

I'll probably finish the first season of Breaking Bad today. It's been... disappointing. I can understand thinking it's a really, really good series if you've never seen a really, really good series before.
 
The advert said Terminator Salvation was on at Sky Premier starting at 8 tonight. Well, why the cunt is it on now then?

Sky Premier was showing something from the 90's the other day.

I'll probably finish the first season of Breaking Bad today. It's been... disappointing. I can understand thinking it's a really, really good series if you've never seen a really, really good series before.

Seems to happen a lot these days. Empire gave Scott Pilgrim 5 stars. It's a five star film if you've never seen a three star film before.
 
Very little, but not as little as Shia LaBeouf. It's become a cliche to hate Shia, which is a shame, because I was there at the start. Even Stevens was fucking gash.
 

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