Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Disappointing.

Fell asleep at 8 last night. Woke up at 2.30. Should do that more often.

 

[HBK-aholic]

It's too early to be awake.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I got to watch a moderately disappointing Raw early though. Saved by Sheamus saying "plastic paddies" and a sign reading "Nexus is scarycats."

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'll watch Raw on Friday. I'm going to the seaside soon

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've already been. A few times, in fact. Sandy.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'm going to Scarborough. It's the best seaside

 

[Via Armbar]

I'm surprised you aren't a participant in the CSR debate Sam.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Was it one of those three hour Raw's? They're usually unproductive.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Surprisingly it was only two hours but the SmackDown & NXT guys were there as well.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm surprised you aren't a participant in the CSR debate Sam.

I unfamiliar with them to the point that they're no different than the usual wall of text. I was, however, reading this particular wall of text and noticed it was wrong.

 

[Uncle Sam]

If I want to cook one side of steak for fifteen minutes and I put it in at 9 past 12, when do I get it out? I'll have figured it out by the time you answer but it's an interesting arithmetic problem.

Luther?

 

[The Crock]

12:24

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm going to Scarborough. It's the best seaside

She's not lying. Was in Scarborough when I text her, apparently.

 

[Uncle Sam]

12:24

Far as I can tell. Good work.

 

[The Crock]

 

[Uncle Sam]

STEAK TIME!

Fake Edit: Ate steak, was nice.

 

[Dave]

You made steak at Midnight?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Made? Poor bastard cow did most of the work. Extreme heat did the rest. I just dished up.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Got Microsoft Office 2010. A lot more excited than I should be. Managed to disable the stupid feature where pressing enter drops me two lines. If I want to start a new paragraph, I'll do it myself thanks.

 

[HBK-aholic]

She's not lying. Was in Scarborough when I text her, apparently.

I was I'm home now, it depresses me .

 

[Tastycles]

I'd have something funnier to say if you went to Scunthorpe.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I think me and Sam were texting about you last night. Or it might have been testicles, idk.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd have something funnier to say if you went to Scunthorpe.

Was thinking the same thing, weirdly.

I think me and Sam were texting about you last night. Or it might have been testicles, idk.

A little from column A, a little from column B.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'm booking my train tickets for October 22nd, Sam. Meet me at the train station, and I'll come to yours.

 

[Tastycles]

I'm only impressed if you added the word "Tastycles" to your phone's dictionary. I'd even settle for Gareth, even I don't have Gareth saved in there, but that's a bit because it currently writes "hard" then won't let me type any more and I feel like a big man.