Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Ferbian]

Brief posts that gets the point out?

 

[Uncle Sam]

"I like Evan Bourne. He has cool tights." - What my average 500 word post boils down to.

 

[Stickstar 16]

Pretty much what my posts usually boil down to is you're wrong, i'm right. That or, yes i agree with your point. Its cause i'm deep.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Piranha 3D is good fun. Probably in my Fun Top 5™ with Rambo, Transformers, Snakes On A Plane and Predators.

The only reason it's in 3D is for the penis and Kelly Brook. To be fair, Kelly Brook does look dandy naked under water.

 

[goodlay]

Piranha 3D is good fun. Probably in my Fun Top 5™ with Rambo, Transformers, Snakes On A Plane and Predators.

The only reason it's in 3D is for the penis and Kelly Brook. To be fair, Kelly Brook does look dandy naked under water.

You're worrying me man. First you say lower back tattoos are okay on men, and now you're in here talking about penises in 3D.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Predators? The fuck?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You're worrying me man. First you say lower back tattoos are okay on men, and now you're in here talking about penises in 3D.

There is a penis, in 3D, in Piranha 3D. It's a fact.

Also, lower back tattoos are fine on men, I don't see how they're not. Mines big, it took 5 hours and it compliments my others very well.

Predators? The fuck?

Did you not find it to be ridiculously enjoyable? Or did you...dear God...think it's was more than enjoyable garbage?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Less than. Like I said, would have much rather had the John Cena-starring remake.

 

[Барбоса]

Predator, The Condemned, Hunt for Red October, Battle Royale and the Running Man would be in my top 5

 

[Y 2 Jake]

But 3 out of those 5 are actual good films. The Fun Top 5™ have to have very little merit other than being ridiculously enjoyable.

 

[Барбоса]

But 3 out of those 5 are actual good films. The Fun Top 5™ have to have very little merit other than being ridiculously enjoyable.

Ah, I see. Would things like Transporter and Crank be applicable?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yes, enjoyable trash that could never achieve ''classic'' status.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Series 3 of The Wire arrived. Gon' watch it at some point.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Something interesting happens in that one. I won't spoil it for you.

 

[gd]

Series 3 of The Wire arrived. Gon' watch it at some point.

I'm about halfway through the first season. I think the most interesting thing that's happened so far is Omar being gay. What a shocker.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Best gay character of all-time. Of all-time. Except, of course, the man I share a gym with:

 

[Uncle Sam]

The person on the other side of this wall is always either eating cereal or coughing. Occasionally, they plug an appliance into said wall.

They're probably thinking, "When will that cunt ever shut up with that keyboard?"

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Heavy Metal, not as good as I remembered.

I bought Risky Business today. The girls said she'd never heard of a Tom Cruise film called Ricky Business. I shouldn't be surprised, they gave her an express checkout to man, not a real one.

 

[Uncle Sam]

John Cena could be the new Rock when it comes to being the best thing about bad films:

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[Y 2 Jake]

He was just like that in The marine.

I assume Fred already has his own show. Mustn't be on Disney or Nickelodeon.

 

[Ferbian]

So it seems I got to avoid being conscripted. What a delight. Not against serving or anything, but I'm not a volunteer unless it's damn well necessary.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

This Fred thing is written by David A. Goodman; The Executive Producer of Family Guy who sounds like Ray Romano.

 

[Uncle Sam]

David Mitchell tweeted me. I can die now.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

In what way. Take into consideration I've never been on Twitter and what I think that site does is probably the exact opposite of what it actually does.

 

[Uncle Sam]

He said they were filming an episode of Peep Show in a KFC. I responded to this, pointing out that it was a step up from the non-chain chicken shop they filmed in during series 2. David Mitchell replied with "Yes, this time it was the genuine article." Exciting times.