Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

Prince Of Persia, I think I've seen that. Recently even, like a month ago. The one with the sand, me thinks.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Seems likely. I'm told that it was aesthetically much more like Arabia than Persia - except for all the pretty white people, I presume. That's quite the blunder.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I think Ben Kingsley was in it. Cunt was Gandhi, so it seems likely they got the ethnicity of some of the people wrong.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Tell me he was unusually tanned. Sophisticated blackface is still blackface. That's what I tell all the girls that wear fake tan.

 

[Барбоса]

Kingsley is of Indian descent

EDIT: That should be Sir Ben

 

[Uncle Sam]

I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Tell me he was unusually tanned. Sophisticated blackface is still blackface. That's what I tell all the girls that wear fake tan.

He was....in that film. That's as sure as I can be.

Kingsley is of Indian descent

EDIT: That should be Sir Ben

I'm of Jewish descent. However I am not a Jew. You reading this IrishCanadian?

What is that Like button for at the bottom of each post?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that?

I like to be told they're going to do it, personally. So I can shout at them and tell them to not even try it.

Shitty finger? Serves you right.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I had a dream that I was of Polish descent. My first thought, "I feel bad for thinking all those guys in The Wire were ***** now."

 

[Барбоса]

I fucked Jackie. Dirty cow. During what we were doing, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. I nearly hit the roof, you can imagine. I mean, what have you got to think of a woman who'd want to do that?

I've got to change my shirt...

I'm of Jewish descent. However I am not a Jew.

That makes you of the Semitic race not the religion. Kingsley is of Indian descent making him part Indian not a Hindu

Sir Ben is probably part Jewish too. Small world

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That makes you of the Semitic race not the religion.

Yet I'm very much against those ones.

Sir Ben is probably part Jewish too. Small world

How many parts does this guy have? I she shit in all of them?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm off to see Charlton play in a bit. That'll be fun.

 

[Барбоса]

How many parts does this guy have? I she shit in all of them?

Let's consult an online behemoth then...

Kingsley was born Krishna Pandit Bhanji in Snainton, near Scarborough, Yorkshire, England, the son of Anna Lyna Mary (née Goodman), an actress and model, and Rahimtulla Harji Bhanji, a medical doctor.

Kingsley's father was born in Kenya of Gujarati Indian descent; Kingsley's paternal grandfather was a spice trader who had moved from India to Zanzibar, where Kingsley's father lived until moving to England at the age of 14. Ben Kingsley's mother, born out of wedlock, was "loath to speak of her background"; she was the daughter of an English mother who worked in the garment district of East London, and a father who was believed by the family to have been a Russian or German Jew

Convoluted indeed

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm off to see Charlton play in a bit. That'll be fun.

Oh ah, the football season starts. What division are Charlton in these days?

Let's consult an online behemoth then...



Convoluted indeed

I wrote that. But seriously, I stopped reading at Scarborough.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh ah, the football season starts. What division are Charlton in these days?

The one that's two down from the top one. See, I thought about how to put that in a common language for us.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The 3rd division, as I affectionately call it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was so heartbroken when we lost in the play-offs. We're going to have to be very creative if we want that much touted showdown with Hull now.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm hoping we'll get a cup game against Hull. It's a friendly rivalry. Unlike the one Brom fans think they have with us. We always beat them so there's no rivalry on our side.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Now I know what it's like to be on the other side. Whenever away fans show up in numbers to a Charlton game, I pity them. To care so much about a result against Charlton that you'd actually travel to The Valley? Unheard of.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I go more away games now. Somebody asked why I didn't go to more. I said because it's not really safe to walk through a town centre as an away fan, certainly not with two kids in tow. He told me I wasn't a real fan. Now I prove somebodys point, I'm unsure who's, by going.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Going to Palace away games is fun just for the thrill of having people who probably live next door to me threaten to stab me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hey, remember Tastycles? That was a fun month.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Going to Palace away games is fun just for the thrill of having people who probably live next door to me threaten to stab me.

''Sorry Jake, you know how it is''
''Not really''

Stoke vs. Vale, 1998 (maybe).

Hey, remember Tastycles? That was a fun month.

Ferbian is his alt.

There's a song on the radio now by that fella called Doctor Green, or Professior, I'm unsure. I've seen him on T4 and he's white. So why the fuck is he singing like that?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Bournemouth fans turned out in numbers. My season ticket buddies have disappeared. My regime of quiet observation with occasional applause continues.

 

[X]

How many songs about fistfucking have you written Samuel?