Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Ferbian]

Ferbian is his alt.

I'm not sure I should be flattered, considering Tasty is probably one of the best posters on this forum in my opinion.

 

[X]

You should be flattered that Jake even knows who you are.

 

[Ferbian]

You should be flattered that Jake even knows who you are.

I'm bowing in the dust, bowing in the dust of unworthiness!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

xfear is right, Ferbian. A newish person who's name I know, you must be special.

My regime of quiet observation with occasional applause continues.

I'm like that. As is the bloke who sits by my daughter. He jumped up and took her out with an uppercut. I also wasn't too pleased with his salty language. So I told him to cool it.

 

[Ferbian]

Not that newish, there has been about 8 months since I signed up after all.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I didn't know you existed a month ago, so you're new to me.

 

[Ferbian]

Explains it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Also, you're Danish. That's exotic. The most exotic we had before was what - an Australian? Or ten.

 

[Ferbian]

There's like 3 other people tagged as Danes on this forum. Neither one of them have been online for the whole period of 2009 however. Besides Denmark is nowhere near exotic, it's just different. And our girls are great.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Hey Sam, remember Brian. Ferbian is the new Brian.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That is a closer fit. We can call him Ferbrian from now on.

 

[Ferbian]

Erm, and what exactly is, Brian?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Brian, man. Just Brian.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

A Southern black man is pretty rare around these parts.

 

[Ferbian]

Not a big help Jake. Let me point to a specific point of interest, my join date. So unless it's Minor League Brian, then I don't know what you're on about.

 

[Coco]

A Southern black man is pretty rare around these parts.

Where's that? The north?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Where's that? The north?

Exactly. Good luck going to places like Maine, Vermont, and New Hampshire. Rare species.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

A Southern black man is pretty rare around these parts.

Sam is Asian and from London. At least I think he's from London.

Black, brown, whatever. It's what's inside that counts.

Not a big help Jake. Let me point to a specific point of interest, my join date. So unless it's Minor League Brian, then I don't know what you're on about.

Could be him. Brian probably needs to confirm this for himself.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, uh, I'm Asian alright.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You're Asian to me. We're at the stage when you're more than just text to me, so I've got to give you a look.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm touched, but you'd think it'd be more Barton Fink-esque.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My V+ box's all, "Yeah, I got room. I got tons of room" and then I go to watch Raw and it's all, "Where were you!? I only had the space to record two seconds of it!"

 

[Uncle Sam]

I think a magazine just arrived. Exciting times.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm touched, but you'd think it'd be more Barton Fink-esque.

No, mate.

I think a magazine just arrived. Exciting times.

But it's nearly the middle of the month God-dammit!

Toy Story 3, eh! That's good whilst not actually being any good at all. Seriously, Mr. Director, watch Toy Story 1 & 2. You've got the basics, it's pretty much the same, but what is it missing......yeah, yeah, now you've got it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hey Jake, I was thinking of getting this tattoo:

Then I thought, "Tattoos? Since when was I the kind of person that got tattoos?"