Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

I thought it was going to be, like, the black girlboy that I saw knocking about in it when it was on the BBC late at night.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is the Pacific worth watching? I heard TM thought highly of it.

You answered your own question there. It's worth watching in the same way I, Robot is worth watching.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I thought it was going to be, like, the black girlboy that I saw knocking about in it when it was on the BBC late at night.

I would apologise, but you really should've just not read it.

 

[Барбоса]

Al Swearengen in Deadwood is a great character. As is Cy Tolliver.

As for Band of Brothers, the Company digging in in the Ardennes above Foy (?) is pretty grim stuff.

 

[Ferbian]

You answered your own question there. It's worth watching in the same way I, Robot is worth watching.

So not at all. I watched I Robot, I, Robot. But it wasn't really awesome, it was decent nonetheless, watchable you might say.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Sam. Would you like to sponsor me in the NXT NWS Mod race for less than the price of a cup of coffee? You will also recieve a delightfully quirky photo of me standing in front of a dilapidated mud hut to sit on your mantlepiece, as to impress girls with your humanitarian nature.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I dunno. What does Coco have to say about it?

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

He says you can have visiting hours from 5-7.

 

[Coco]

Coco says there will be spoilers for The Wire all over this thread if that happens. Girl-boys and all.

 

[Coco]

I'll put them in spoiler tags and everything, so I know you'll see them.

 

[Coco]

Spoiler

You gotta stop opening these things.

 

[gd]

I watched the second epiosde of The Wire last night. True story.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I watched a documentary last night. True story.

 

[Coco]

Non-fiction?

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Pulp Fiction. I can understand why Uma Thurman looks so drained these days.

 

[Uncle Sam]

From making three good films?

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I didn't know you enjoyed Batman and Robin so much.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Which of the Kill Bills don't you rate?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

They're advertising I Love You, Philip Morris on Blu-Ray, but I don't think it's available anywhere. I only want it because I can't find it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I want it because Empire gave it a good four stars. I'm thinking that if Adam Sandler can make a good movie, Jim Carey's due one too.

Edit: Though that Ewan McGregor should be more discerning with his roles.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I like Jim Carrery, but even Robin Williams makes better career choices these days. Be a SAD clown you cunt.

Ewen McGregor will do any old shit, them Star Wars films, for example.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Apparently they're gay together in this so, um, controversial.

That Edgar Wright - overrated cunt, isn't he?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I do want to see the sex scene.

Shaun Of The Dead was 6 years ago. I'm pretty certain only Americans and 13 year olds rate Hot Fuzz. Pretty much says it all.

Scott Pilgrim looked like fun in the trailer. But fun that would get old very quickly, like a slide.

''Weee''
''Weee''
''Weee''
''Weee''
''No, that's it. I'm done''

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, apparently Hot Fuzz is widely considered the superior film. No fucking idea why. Satirical action scenes are apparently hot shit.

Scott Pilgrim will be decent, no doubt, but it'll get the sort of undeserved praise that Kick-Ass did. "Oh my God, a girl that kills people and swears. That's, like, a juxtaposition and shit. Genius."

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Hot Fuzz was like Bad Boys 2, which was the point. Only unintentional hilarity is always going to win out over any-man-can-come-up-with-that parody rubbish.