Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[X]

Samuel would love Oz. Just enough sodomy, murder, and drug use to please his inner criminal.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm surprisingly civilised for someone so fond of choking.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You wouldn't like Oz, Sam. It's got talking directly into the camera while in a revolving box. Two things I know you hate.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't find that appealing at all, Jake, you're right!

If someone convinced me not to put a bet on England going out in the group stages, should I seek financial compensation from said person?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

No, because we don't gamble, right!

Sons Of Anarchy, the only show I've seen that has a ''Previously on'' which doesn't change each episode.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Also, rape in a film & TV is only good if it's in a ''have you got a WKD side'' type of situation, like in Irreversible.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I hear Sons Of Anarchy is shit. I don't much care for Ron Pearlman, if I got his name right.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's ok, I'm getting through the first series quickly so it can't be that bad. Apparently it's Easy Rider meets The Sopranos, as quoted by somebody who's never seen Easy Rider or The Sopranos. My quote would be ''Like GTA: The Lost & The Damned, would be better if it was more like The Ballad Of Gay Tony''.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Motorbikes, never got the point of 'em myself. Also, "W-we're with The Vipers!"

 

[Барбоса]

Sam, surely the last section of your sig is screaming out for a "Aw cuntnuts"

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Sometimes saying nothing says more. Is that right?

 

[Phoenix]

Still an epic sig nonetheless. Sam you still manage to outdo yourself!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I see you're focusing on the other title change of the night.

Little know Sam fact: Sam likes title changes.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So you can update your Smackdown vs. Raw champions, yeah, me too.

 

[Phoenix]

I see you're focusing on the other title change of the night.

Little know Sam fact: Sam likes title changes.

I do too, but not involving Mysterio, it was a win for the Pedobear society!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What Coco The Monkey said about Mysterio, pretty much spot on.

If you don't like Rey Mysterio, you don't like wrestling.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was hoping Punk's new mask might be so he'd look good winning the title. Shame. I'm guessing Kane trying to put him in a coffin - why not just stab him or something? - means he was the one that took out The Undertaker.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I thought those two had patched things up.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The main thing Kane's interviews have shown off - for me at least - is his bulbous nose. The guy's just got an odd silhouette.

 

[Lee]

I had to laugh when cole thought punk was rey rey

 

[Uncle Sam]

Lee, you're a G-Mod. Is any person allowed to start a Raw LD?

 

[Lee]

Yeah

 

[Uncle Sam]

Bangin'.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The main thing Kane's interviews have shown off - for me at least - is his bulbous nose. The guy's just got an odd silhouette.

I don't like his belly button. I don't like them in general, but his really freaks me out. Same as Kimbo Slice & Alicia Fox. I suspect they all had parents who pulled off the umbilical stump instead of letting it drop off.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Could you resize this for me at some point please. I've gone off Joanne Whalley-Kilmer. I'm back on the ethnics again.