Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

I don't like his belly button. I don't like them in general, but his really freaks me out. Same as Kimbo Slice & Alicia Fox. I suspect they all had parents who pulled off the umbilical stump instead of letting it drop off.

I had an outie. Then I turned ten and it turned into an innie. I've never gone back.

Ethnic minority lady:

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Thanks for the ethnic, pretty much the only reason to watch T4. Lovely thick hair on that girl.

I have nothing else to add, so I'll just say I watched The Fly yesterday and enjoyed it. The Fly 2, less so.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You English people are nuts, when it comes to this subject. Do you really think these guys don't want to win? Do you really think they're not out there giving everything they have? Do you think they wanted the embarrassment of drawing with the historically weak American team?

Get a grip already. Can you boo your own team, sure, but what purpose does it serve, especially in a situation like this? Instead of acting like a bunch of asses, you should support your team, and encourage them to do better, not try to tear them down and embarrass them further. Say what you want, but these are still HUMAN BEINGS and no one likes to hear criticism, especially when they're already upset about something they care very much for.

Get a grip.

^^ The most American post I've seen in a long time.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You've got a point. That's someone who's never seen a Charlton Athletic match right there.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Im ashamed that title doesn't belong to a post I made

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well, he said "in a long time." I'm sure the previous one was one of yours.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The previous one was almost certainly off an America, of that I'm sure.

Facebook deleted my profile. Probably because I haven't touched it in a year. Now I've had to go back to my old one. It'll take my forever to remember who those dozen friends of mine were.

 

[Sparky]

The previous one was almost certainly off an America, of that I'm sure.

Facebook deleted my profile. Probably because I haven't touched it in a year. Now I've had to go back to my old one. It'll take my forever to remember who those dozen friends of mine were.

Sparky Sparks?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't think I know him.

 

[Sparky]

Apparently He is Australian or something.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I don't know any Australians. I do know an New Zealander though. Same place, basically.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't know any Australians either. You and me, Jake - sometimes we're like the same person.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yea, me too.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've often thought that we might just be split personalities of the same person, but then one of my split personalities has tattoos, a half-Asian daughter and no testicles and the other is a soldier in the US Army. Would be a pretty extreme case.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Two of your split personalities have tattoos.


thats a lot.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Unless both of you deftly cover the tattoos before reverting to your Sam personality. And then you could only have one set uncovered at the same time. Also, it still doesn't explain the no testicles thing either.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

a half-Asian daughter

Asia, such a big place. Full of different races. That's why I generally refer to them by country, not continent.

I've said it a million times, the no testicles thing works really well. Especially in the summer.

Fantastic Mr. Fox, worth watching.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was going to, but I was going to watch a ton of films. I was watching the sex scenes in The Reader when the postman peered through the window. Moderately awkward.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I hate it when they catch you *********ing. It must be really awkward for them.

Sam, we've only got two short weeks together until I have to leave this forum forever.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hmm, interesting. I always wondered what was gonna make me leave this forum forever. I'll probably hang around for a year or two more, mind you.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

By forever I mean I'll only show up once a week or so. That's the pressure of going to university I guess, takes you away from the things you do out of habit.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You'll at least have lots of student friends to talk to, I suppose. What am I to do? I quite like Ferbian but Tastycles has become distant lately.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm a mature student. Will the younger ones speak to me, do I even want them to?

I have a fear that lowbrow movies will be frowned upon. But considering it's a film course and I suspect some have ambitions of moving into film, lowbrow entertainment seems like a good place to aim. I'd be mightily impressed if somebody I'm on a course with goes on to work on an Asylum film.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

 

[Ferbian]

Someone needs to tell that guy he's late for Christmas.