Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Ferbian]

Seems like the sort of thing I'd post. Minus the smilies, obviously.

And of course the post would be about a few words longer.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My opening posts are getting worryingly long, yeah. I generally fill the space with making a metaphor of shitting your pants though - so I wouldn't worry quite yet.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I just search my name and it'll tell me if you've mentioned me in your opening post, so I wouldn't worry about it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Ctrl + F will simplify the process, trust me. Besides, my plagiarism of you has become less open as of late. I'll do it without admission.

 

[Ferbian]

My opening posts are getting worryingly long, yeah. I generally fill the space with making a metaphor of shitting your pants though - so I wouldn't worry quite yet.

I overall enjoy reading your OPs. Or posts in general Sam.

I remember reading the chapter on you Jake in Sam's memoirs. Good stuff.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I think I might scrap the Colamania chapter. It'll be a one paragraph wonder if I do bother. Much less to say than I thought.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Ctrl + F will simplify the process, trust me.

Well ain't that just dandy.

I remember reading the chapter on you Jake in Sam's memoirs. Good stuff.

I don't.

 

[Ferbian]

It's like half a year old. And I read it 2 days ago browsing through the archives when there weren't much life on here.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

And I read it 2 days ago browsing through the archives when there weren't much life on here.

You could waste days doing that.

 

[Ferbian]

You could waste days doing that.

Oh I know that. I saw the amount of pages of threads in the Bar Room Archives alone.

And to imagine some of them are tens to hundreds of pages long.

Oh the horror Jake. THE HORROR!

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Some classic shit in those archives.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Eh. S'alright.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I dont think I received a chapter in that. You wrote that while I was gone, didnt ya? SO YOU FORGOT ME WHEN I WENT AWAY SAM I SEE NOW

 

[Ferbian]

A Norcal chapter would be far too big.

Or far too erotic. Would need to be in the cage.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I dont think I received a chapter in that. You wrote that while I was gone, didnt ya? SO YOU FORGOT ME WHEN I WENT AWAY SAM I SEE NOW

The only people who got their own chapters were Jake and Jonny. You were probably too important to put in the miscellaneous section, too.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Total Film has done a 100 Coolest Thing In Movies, they've misjudged what cool means.

Predators has the same rating as the AvP films!

Also, what kind of Englishman is called Raoul?

 

[Uncle Sam]

What kind of Englishman is Randy? No kind is by hypothesis.

 

[CH David]

I'm just stopping in to say hello to both Sam and Jake. I'm either in for a short conversation or a feeling of wasted time. Oh well.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Seems about right. New EMPIRE issue arrived today. Like the smell. Like the smell.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Before I forget - any decent landscape movie posters? I need one.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Seems about right. New EMPIRE issue arrived today. Like the smell. Like the smell.

Got mine on Monday. But they were probably making it up to me because I got the last issue a week later than shops.

Before I forget - any decent landscape movie posters? I need one.

Might be a silly question, but:

As in a film poster that features a nice landscpae

or

?

Pretty much every film from before the 90's will have a landscape version.

 

[Merwin]

Sam,Jake i trust you have seen many movies can you confirm or deny the following

1.The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

2.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sam,Jake i trust you have seen many movies can you confirm or deny the following

1.The sound of E.T. walking was made by someone squishing her hands in jelly.

2.All of the clocks in the movie "Pulp Fiction" are stuck on 4:20?

Yeah, sure. Those are true.

 

[Uncle Sam]

or

?

Pretty much every film from before the 90's will have a landscape version.

You lie! Can't find one for Blade Runner, which I find odd. Might settle for 2001: A Space Odyssey.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Alternatively, two portrait posters might work as well as one landscape one, which means I could get the Blade Runner one and, for some reason, this: