Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Could keep with the foreign theme:

 

[HBK-aholic]

Sam Sam Sam! Have you read Dara O Briains book? READ IT.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I enjoy the work of Dara O'Briain. I may well do that.

 

[HBK-aholic]

'Tis hilarious.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Tickling The English; is this the one you're talking about my dear?

 

[Uncle Sam]

DON'T FUCKING TEASE ME!

 

[HBK-aholic]

Yes, yes it is.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Give me some time, I'll find you a Blad Runner in landscape. You might have to travel to Staffordshire to find it though.

Predators, very enjoyable. 3 star film, 5 star entertainment.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Seeing that guy, you know his name, saying he's leaving this forum has reminded me we've only got a week left together.

 

[HBK-aholic]

*Joins in the conversation as curiosity gets the better of me* Why?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

University.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Jake's going to Uni? I think this rings a bell. To do something film related?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Film related, yes. My intrested in film has never been lower, so it seems like a great time to go to university to do something film related.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

No computer access at Uni?

your sure to have sex with many women, have a good one with that, sir.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

No computer access at Uni?

Sure they do, but being a wrestling fan isn't something I can reveal unless somebody reveals themselves to me first.

your sure to have sex with many women, have a good one with that, sir.

I don't cheat, Norcal. But I also can't maintain a relationship, so yeah you're right.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Did it cost you a ridiculous amount?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Did it cost you a ridiculous amount?

The course I've got to do first is free. I think it's for people with limited qualifications, old folk and people like me who've not been to school in a long time. 8 gap years for me.

The proper course is about 4k a year, I think. But I'm looking into student loan loopholes I can exploit.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Jake I am taken aback by hiding the wrestling fan thing. I would think a person as indifferent as yourself would freely reveal that

is it possible I have become....more indifferent than you?

Its post war depression to be blamed, no doubt. If that be the case

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Jake I am taken aback by hiding the wrestling fan thing. I would think a person as indifferent as yourself would freely reveal that

I don't hide it, I just don't give it up that easily. If I'm asked I'll say I like it, but it's nothing I'd ever bring up.

I'm a very quiet person, y'know.

 

[Murfish]

Jakey

 

[Rusty]

Jakeism should be a religion.

That is all.

 

[Coco]

I think you'll find that's "Jakism" or "Jake-ism."

 

[Uncle Sam]

We can all learn Jakey Jiu Jitsu. I'm still unsure how to spell that.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Sam!! Sam, sam sam.

So my first trip "over yonder" we got friendly with this baker and his family in Baghdad. He would gives us tips to keep us safe, and they would give us bread and muffins and stuff. He was happy to have us around

well one day we stop in to see how he is doing, and we found that he, and his entire family (woman, two kids as well) had had their back and legs broken, and preseumbly cooked alive in the bakers oven. We found them with said injuries, totally burned up.

So obviously, we had to find the naughty individuals who done this to our friend, and make them sad they had been so mean. I figure this incident is one of the reasons I had such terrible nightmares for a while, why I am so indifferent, and all that.

Your thoughts? jake, you too

 

[Uncle Sam]

You've told me this before. My thoughts now - as they were back then - are as follows: Holy shit am I glad I live in England. But I'd imagine a career in the military would make you indifferent to many, many things regular people care about, yeah.