Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

...

Tropic Thunder?

No. Although Downey Jr. wears prosthetics in that film and so does the person who makes that quote.

 

[Uncle Sam]

With details like that, I'm sure to get it.

Gary Oldman in Hannibal?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

With details like that, I'm sure to get it.

Gary Oldman in Hannibal?

Eventually you'll get there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll think of all the characters in prosthetics ever while I got take a shower.

Probably not Robert De Niro in Frankenstein.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Probably not, no.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Tommy Lee Jones in that Batman movie?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Try a female.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm drawing a blank. Nanny McPhee?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What is Nanny McPhee?

 

[Uncle Sam]

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not her job, but her, I guess, race.

 

[Murfish]

Jakey! I missed you so much, but it's honestly surprising that you're still here. I guess you're just a creature of habit.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You haven't been paying attention, have you Murfish. This is my last week, EVER!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Oh yeah Sam, it's The Witches.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Oh yeah Sam, it's The Witches.

That was genuinely going to be my next guess. You've put me in a bad mood now, Jake.

I'm going to have to go buy something expensive to quell my anger. Quell's a word, right?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I think it's slang, Romany slang.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Quail, also maybe a word. A type of bird, I think.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Quail, also maybe a word. A type of bird, I think.

Delicious eggs.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Waitrose?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Not in Stoke-on-Trent, Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I've only ever been in a Waitrose once. It was alright. Coke's about the same price as in Sainsbury's.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I was just about to say, we have a Sainsbury's. Normal size and mini.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I've only ever been in a Waitrose once. It was alright. Coke's about the same price as in Sainsbury's.

I turn my carrier bags inside out so I'm not advertising for Mr. Sainsbury. The cunt.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I wrote a song to express how you feel to me, Sam. It was a brilliant parody of that M&S (?) advert.It was called You're Only An Internet Poster To Me. But I think it's in my jeans which are currently on a spin cycle.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That'll be messy, for sure.