Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

Nah, it'll just make the paper into a hard ball when they dry.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Trailer for Fincher's new movie - beware unintentional hilarity:

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"We don't know what it can be, we don't know what it will be - we know that it is cool."

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The shit-good-shit-good Fincher sequence is going to be broken with that one.

Just thought, I've bought nothing this week. I don't even know what's new in the charts.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I bought a magazine. It was glossy enough to distract me from how inexpensive it was.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Nuts? Yeah I've got mine as well.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Got a copy of FHM the other day. Never had before. Only one pair of tits in the whole thing. What's the point of that?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

They stopped having tits in it about 3 years ago. Maxim UK did the same and died. Getting ready for the impending ban I suppose. Well, it's not really a ban, just magazines with tits will be classified as porn.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Pfft. Well, I suppose the internet can't be much help either.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

The shit-good-shit-good Fincher sequence is going to be broken with that one.

Just thought, I've bought nothing this week. I don't even know what's new in the charts.

Well people actually liked Benjamin Button and thought Zodiac was drawn out and boring. By people I mean cretins.

 

[Uncle Sam]

They're going on The List. Not the film either, but my list of people that deserve to die. It's so important it's granted proper noun status.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Well people actually liked Benjamin Button

It's only acceptable to like it because it's done by Fincher. Personally I'd put it in the same category as Brad Pitt films like Meet Joe Black & Legends Of The Fall.

thought Zodiac was drawn out and boring.

What you said, cretins.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's only acceptable to like it because it's done by Fincher. Personally I'd put it in the same category as Brad Pitt films like Meet Joe Black & Legends Of The Fall.

Impressive CG though. I curse the stars that such a breakthrough couldn't have happened on a film that, you know, wasn't shit.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Someone's thoughts on Inception:

The special effects in this movie, 90% of the time we real enough looking to never make me question their authenticity. No other movie has attained that for me. In fact, the entire time I was watching Avatar or similar blockbusters, I couldn't help thinking "all of this is faaaaaakkkkeeee". Never had those moments with this movie.

Acting all the way around was phenomenal, music was intense, cinematography and pacing was awesome as well. Ambiguous and defined in all the right places.

Christopher Nolan is the best modern director.

Folding buildings are for real.

 

[I Suck Ass]

I can't picture Leonardo DiCaprio as anyone but Romeo after having to watch the modern one for English. That was a weird movie too. I haven't see Titanic though.

 

[Ferbian]

I can't picture Leonardo DiCaprio as anyone but Romeo after having to watch the modern one for English. That was a weird movie too. I haven't see Titanic though.

Weird trying to follow the language properly at least. In the end I actually liked that movie. Besides Claire Danes was pretty good looking in that movie.

 

[Uncle Sam]

English people not grasping Old English is irritating. I can forgive a Dane.

 

[latino World order]

I can't picture Leonardo DiCaprio as anyone but Romeo after having to watch the modern one for English. That was a weird movie too. I haven't see Titanic though.

You should watch Titanic. I believe every second of it is extremely entertaining. And for an even better Leo movie, watch Catch Me if You Can. Watch it, and I expect an essay for tomorrow.

 

[Ferbian]

English people not grasping Old English is irritating. I can forgive a Dane.

Oh I can grasp old English just fine. I'm not perfect on it and I sure as hell would have a problem writing it or speaking it cleanly. But I understand it fairly well. It's just something to adapt to when you're expecting a movie with new English because of the "remake" of it.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Yeah, I agree, Ferb. It was weird the first 15 minutes, but I just got used to it after that. I did like how the guns were called Swords. That made me laugh. And lWo, I would watch it, but my parents wouldn't let me.

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Yeah, I agree, Ferb. It was weird the first 15 minutes, but I just got used to it after that. I did like how the guns were called Swords. That made me laugh. And lWo, I would watch it, but my parents wouldn't let me.

Your parents wouldn't let you watch Titanic??

Just watch it anyway, it's what I used to do.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Saw Inception. I wanted to hate it but I just... couldn't. I've lost my edge. Doesn't mean it's as good as everyone's saying though. Arguably it's just the first Matrix rip-off that's matched up with the original at all.

 

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Going to see it in a few hours. Be waiting for a sterling review.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The second half will make you forget the mediocre first, which was so full of boring exposition and car advert effects I thought I was going to nod off.

 

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At least I have Leo's beautiful face to stare at.

 

[Uncle Sam]

His head is fucking huge. Focus on it. You'll know it to be true.