Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[HBK-aholic]

It's the way he writes. I'm reminded of you on WZ. And the things he says, I can so imagine you saying them. Read that along with the Dara O'Briain one.


I didn't see it 3D. I hate the whole 3D thing.

And YAY we found a film we both think is great.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I didn't see it 3D. I hate the whole 3D thing.

I live in London - I can't not see it in 3D. All my glasses seemed to do was unblur the image. Terrible.

And YAY we found a film we both think is great.

When I thought they were gonna be incinerated I was all 0_0. Don't tell anyone.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Andy going to college brought a tear to my eye .

 

[Ferbian]

I think I've lost my way around this forum

 

[Uncle Sam]

Seems about right.

 

[Ferbian]

What does Sam?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm not quite sure.

 

[Ferbian]

I see.

I'm worried. I have to go in here if I wanna talk to Becca. Not a bad thing though cause there's more Sam in here. But there should be a Becca thread. That's what causes me to scratch my head rapidly like some street dog. No not a street ****e. They scratch their heads rapidly? Probably.

 

[Uncle Sam]

A good 5% of Bar Room threads are Becca threads. That might not sound like a lot but it is. I need a new sig. I'm getting tired of this one.

 

[gd]

I'd recommend the pictures of Swagger and his dad, if you can find them.

 

[Ferbian]

A good 5% of Bar Room threads are Becca threads. That might not sound like a lot but it is. I need a new sig. I'm getting tired of this one.

True that. But would be odd to bump every thread to ask her "So how are you today Becca". Right?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't understand the compulsion to talk to her. Then again, that's somewhat hypocritical coming from someone who text her while in holiday. Was a fucking boring holiday, in my defense.

 

[HBK-aholic]

You don't text me anymore </3

Make me a new Becca thread Ferbs, it'll stop us bothering Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I ran out of credit. Put a tenner on it not two weeks ago. I'm pretty sure T-Mobile are screwing me over.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'm on T-Mobile!

 

[HBK-aholic]

LOVE that rep comment . Shocked you watch Eastenders though.

 

[Ferbian]

You don't text me anymore </3

Make me a new Becca thread Ferbs, it'll stop us bothering Sam.

I'll look into it. Though I'm certain Sam would be in the Becca thread then. I'll make one in the weekend when I'm certain the forum isn't messing with me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You think I'd migrate to a Becca thread? Pah! You don't know me at all.

Though it is getting lonely without Jake.

 

[HBK-aholic]

You would, I know you love me really .

 

[Ferbian]

Why migrate when you can be two places at once? You'll find a way.

 

[Blizz]

What happened to the "Penis Problems" part of the discussion?

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's not a problem any more. If I'm flaccid 24/7, can you really describe that as a "dysfunction"?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Saw Inception. I wanted to hate it but I just... couldn't. I've lost my edge. Doesn't mean it's as good as everyone's saying though. Arguably it's just the first Matrix rip-off that's matched up with the original at all.

Pretty much what I thought. Really picked up at the end.

Why do they still hire Sam Worthington for shit when they can get Tom Hardy for less?

Jake's thread about two knockouts being eaten by sea monsters trumps all.

It was a misleading title. Guess it worked.

Though it is getting lonely without Jake.

Never fear, Jake is here.

Turns out that university thing is a piece of piss. It's amazing how good I am if I really put my mind to something. Admittedly, Qasam, Karl, Matthew, Matthew, Matthew, Michael and the other assorted foreigners aren't on the same intellectual level as myself. So winning debates is going to be pretty fucking easy. My made up on the spot opinions beat everybody's, so it seems. I really upset that burkha lady, mind you.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Foreigners, eh? When will they learn?

Seen Toy Story 3 yet? It's the worst of the trilogy, no doubt, but I don't think the point of it is to be a great standalone film.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Foreigners, eh? When will they learn?

They don't get my hour at all.

''I want to be an accountant''
''But you can't count!''

Seen Toy Story 3 yet? It's the worst of the trilogy, no doubt, but I don't think the point of it is to be a great standalone film.

No, I think I'll take the children tomorrow. It got 5 stars in Empire so it's almost certainly a 4 star film.