They all look the same, don't they!
Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects
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They all look the same, don't they!
CobraVenom
I want my gimmick back Raven
CobraVenom
I want my gimmick back Raven
I rest my case.
Oh, and don't fuck with La Parka: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PH7SXtpj9SE&feature=player_embedded
What did he say, verbatum?
My cat does something similar when it wants milk.
It's still the strangest thing in wrestling and the only reason not to like Rey Mysterio.
Imagine when TNA catch on, Roxxi will be grabbing children and putting their faces in her bosom. Or Abyss with go up and stroke all their cheeks lovingly with the back of his hand.
I knew it was going to be good when you didn't say anything about the weight gain. He throws better punches than Brock Lesnar.
I'm on an absolute roll when it comes to taking a well used film idea and adding something that makes it fresh again. Hopefully I don't peak to soon before the university course stars. Obviously you could never sell these ideas to a major studio because they're not very PC, but I could probably get them funded by a millionaire and you'll see them in the pound shop. It seems like a possible dream.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
Holy fuck, that dude's nose might be broken, I played the second replay a few times
Via Armbar
Has a pretty good dick.
With the high level of healthcare they have in Mexico and the talent of plastic surgeons there a broken nose would be a breeze to fix.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
I figure they'd just have him carry boxing gloves.
Jack... something was saying how the WWF was called the WWE now. The other panellists questioned it.
DM: They had a lawsuit with the World Wildlife Fund and had to change it.
Everybody laughs.
DM: That's not a joke. That actually happened.
My cat's nearly learned to operate keys. The new one. They do have to be in the door first, so I'm still cleverer than him.
I'd pay good money to have Kurt Angle rub his head fuzz on me.
All my film ideas start with sodomy. My latest one was going to be about an Irish gangster falling in love with a Canadian gangster and adopting a child. The Canadian one was going to say "Eh?" a lot and the Irish one was gonna be Colin Farrell. There'd also be a Scottish middle-aged lady in there, just because, y'know, it just works.
Why aren't I a Hollywood writer yet? I could write Batman 3 in my sleep.
Reminds me, did you get the latest issue of Empire? Biggest Christopher Nolan circle jerk I've ever seen - and I've seen some big ones. "OOOOH, HE'S THE NEXT HITCHCOCK! HE'S SUCK A MASTER OF SUSPENSE! AND LOOK AT HIS PRETTY BLUE EYES! THE PRESTIGE WASN'T SHIT AT ALL, MASTER! HONEST!"
Inception looks wank, to borrow a phrase.
Yeah, came three days late as well.
He does good films, but only on TDK did he develop the ability to shoot a decent action sequence. But other than The Dark Knight & Memento he does forgettable films. Even David Fincher has a better hit rate.
Inception makes him look like Michael Bay adopting the less is more technique.
I read the Finch was doing some movie about Facebook or some shit. Still my pick to direct Batman 4. Warner Bros.'ll be calling for my advice any day now, I'm sure of it.
I think Inception'll have some semi-clever mind trickery, some archetypal "heist" characters and a disappointing conclusion but be hailed as a modern classic.
I think Inception'll have some semi-clever mind trickery, some archetypal "heist" characters and a disappointing conclusion but be hailed as a modern classic.
The Facebook film is out at the end of the year I think. That'll be two shit films in a row, as well as Zodiac which is awesome, but nobody watched that. Then you're on to Panic Room, before you know it you're wondering why people rate him so highly.
I've decided Spielberg is the best.
I've decided Spielberg is the best.
Mantaur Rodeo Clown
X-Pac Rules
It would have been much more to my liking if Jake Gyllenhaal had actually caught the killer. Perhaps a chainsaw duel on the Golden Gate Bridge would not go amiss either.
As for Fincher, I think he Orson Welle'd himself with Alien 3. Untoppable.
So behind the times he filmed Schindler's List in black and white.
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Empire certainly did go over the top with the Nolan love this month. Both his Batman films are very good and Memento is one of my favourites. Insomnia has some interesting points but is mostly forgettable, while the Prestige, no matter how it is dressed up, is just not a good film at all. The 'twist' at the end, which if you did not see it coming makes you a moron, was not shocking, clever or inspiring and not exactly in-keeping with the rest of the film.
I expect this to be true too. The plot does not make me want to go and see it, similar to Avatar. I am not into movies solely for their special effects. If they enhance a good story all well and good but if I want to watch something made primarily on computers, I'd rather stick to cartoons
I expect this to be true too. The plot does not make me want to go and see it, similar to Avatar. I am not into movies solely for their special effects. If they enhance a good story all well and good but if I want to watch something made primarily on computers, I'd rather stick to cartoons
