Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[HBK-aholic]

In another thread he asked whether he'd be banned for sending me a picture of his penis and I said it depends on how impressed I was with it. That led to Sam telling people to PM him naughty pictures for me to decide which was best. He PMd me to tell me you'd sent him a picture.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Uh, I didnt. but sure.

 

[Remix]

I remember that thread. I believe he planned to send you a PM containing all of he penises but not who sent each one.

I thought he'd have sent theat PM by now.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Becca, come now. As if were I ever to show you such a picture, I would go about it in that manner

 

[HBK-aholic]

Uh, I didnt. but sure.

Oh I know, I knew he was joking, it was just funny.

Becca, come now. As if were I ever to show you such a picture, I would go about it in that manner

Well I am 18 now...

 

[Mighty NorCal]

No no, only becuase of your potential to see the real life leviathon some day. I dare not ruin the suprise, thats routinely one of my favorite things

 

[HBK-aholic]

Is my potential coming only from the fact I'm so obsessed with you and would beg for this one day?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Yes, mostly. For the time being. You, of all people, should know why.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I'm confused as what I'm supposed to be knowing. But sure, I know

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Poop comes out of there, you know that right?

I prefer poo to wee, personally.

I figured you would say that about Big Red. I figure its a NorCal only thing, I have never heard anyone else fawn over her, and she does look a bit "different:

She's translucent, which isn't my thing.

I come in here looking for perfectly innocent discussions about movies as well as the great humour I only get off Sam and Jake, and yet my vagina and NorCal's penis are being discussed? Weird.

Me and Sam talk about it via PM all the time.

''I bet she's got a flaky vagina''
''Athlete's cunt''.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Be vigilant, Becca. With your vagina.

 

[Uncle Sam]

And why was she that black when Jeff Goldblum was her dad?

I think she was adopted.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Why would Jeff Goldblum have to adpot? If he's not the most potent man alive, I'd be very surprised.

And adpoting black people wasn't cool at the time.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Ah, but what about gymnastic black people? Never know when you'll be cornered by raptors. He might've just been hedging his bets.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Bought 30 Blu-Rays today, some were as cheap as £9. I'll actually be weeding out some of the DVD's that I've now got double of.

I think all the DVD & Blu-Ray collection will be how the police decide I'm mentally unstable when I'm arrested for murder.

 

[Lee]

I saw a cartoon once had a guy saying he pleeded insanity, the judge asked what was the evidence that he was insane the guy replies "I fucking murdered her, that's insane!"

 

[Uncle Sam]

Bought 30 Blu-Rays today, some were as cheap as £9. I'll actually be weeding out some of the DVD's that I've now got double of.

So you'll be exploring the catacombs by torchlight? Exciting.

I bought Avatar, as you're aware. As you're not aware, I'm selling it in to a friend. I could get two cheaper, better films of Amazon for £15.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Just saw Iron Man 2. Meh.

What? Were you expecting it to be good?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Initially, then it got bad reviews. Shame too - the formula they had from the first only needed a bit of tweaking and, from the sounds of it, they fucked it right up.

 

[Tastycles]

I thought Iron Man 2 was alright. Not as good as the first, but alright. Except for the Scarlett Johanssen bit. That was bullshit, even by Iron Man standards.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Once again though, the villain disappointed, even with such a promising start.

Can we please get out of the giant fucking suits? Get some variety.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Mickey Rourke disappointed? the character seems so fucking awesome though....How dare you speak such heresy

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

It is awesome, but it seems to lose steam when other villains come onto the scene. He should be the focus because it's fucking Mickey Rourke.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ohhhhh, they do the array of Villains thing?

Ok, yea, I could see how thatd be disappointing.

 

[Tastycles]

Mickey Rourke is good, but it would be nice for Iron Man to fight someone who isn't another Iron Man for a change. I demand a giant lizard in Iron Man 3.