Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Mighty NorCal]

Good to know. Good to know. If it makes you feel better, I convinced Becca you had a massive knob through PM.

I do though.


I am quite sure she didnt need convincing, however

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Far out, dude.

Far out of any bit of niceness. What do you do for the child in such instances? I was considering getting a gallon of pedialyte. I was becoming fairly desperate

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Fairly certain small person + big dick doesn't work. Ask abused children.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Far out of any bit of niceness. What do you do for the child in such instances? I was considering getting a gallon of pedialyte. I was becoming fairly desperate

Put them in the bath so they don;t get any on the floor.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was pleased to notice Russell Crowe had made a straight to video film.

Robin Hood?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Fairly certain small person + big dick doesn't work. Ask abused children.

short. Magnificently large feet and long arms. I have all the features of a tallie, but without, the, y'know, height. Freak of nature.

Dont worry, every girl is always REALLY FUCKING SUPRISED too, you arent the only one. thats pretty much my favorite thing

 

[Uncle Sam]

short. Magnificently large feet and long arms. I have all the features of a tallie, but without, the, y'know, height.

I was going to ask if it was dwarfs or midgets that have arms that are disproportionately big. Then I remembered it was neither.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I was going to ask if it was dwarfs or midgets that have arms that are disproportionately big. Then I remembered it was neither.

troglidyte. thats what you were looking for.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Robin Hood?

Afraid not, some generic thriller.

Saw the TV spot for Robin Hood, initial reaction: ''Gladiator was ten years ago, get over it''.

And I don't know how Mark Strong get's so much work. He's been given so many villains and not once has he given a memorable performance as one.

short. Magnificently large feet and long arms. I have all the features of a tallie, but without, the, y'know, height. Freak of nature.

Dont worry, every girl is always REALLY FUCKING SUPRISED too, you arent the only one. thats pretty much my favorite thing

Short as in her, not you. You won't be having a large penis inserted into your undersized vagina.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

troglidyte. thats what you were looking for.

I'm only familiar with that word through The Lost World. Why didn't a Raptor eat that black girl?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm only familiar with that word through The Lost World. Why didn't a Raptor eat that black girl?

And why was she that black when Jeff Goldblum was her dad?

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I watched Coraline last night and thought it was decent although I kept thinking it was Caroline.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Short as in her, not you. You won't be having a large penis inserted into your undersized vagina.

absolutely correct. I have been denied entry for just such a reason, multiple times in the past

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I'm only familiar with that word through The Lost World. Why didn't a Raptor eat that black girl?

becuase she was FUKING AWESOME at gymnastics, didnt you watch the movie?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I watched Coraline last night and thought it was decent although I kept thinking it was Caroline.

It held my intrest. But I can't remember too much about it. Visually it takes a shit on Avatar.

absolutely correct. I have been denied entry for just such a reason, multiple times in the past

I think this is where Rebecca is showing her naivety. It will get in there, but at the expense of a worn out, puckered vagina.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

becuase she was FUKING AWESOME at gymnastics, didnt you watch the movie?

Fairly certain a Raptor wouldn't have waited for her to do 5 rotations. It would've had a foot off straight away.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I think this is where Rebecca is showing her naivety. It will get in there, but at the expense of a worn out, puckered vagina.

"practice makes perfect"

"just breathe, relax, or you will only make it worse"


my two most readily said phrases throughout my sexual encounters.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

It held my intrest. But I can't remember too much about it. Visually it takes a shit on Avatar.

I thought the visual effects were awesome.

Coraline showed me that Oregon is a dark and twisted place.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Fairly certain a Raptor wouldn't have waited for her to do 5 rotations. It would've had a foot off straight away.

Julianne Moore is so hot. Only small breasted woman I have ever found attractive

 

[Y 2 Jake]

"just breathe, relax, or you will only make it worse"

That's my anal phrase.

Julianne Moore is so hot. Only small breasted woman I have ever found attractive

Don't see it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

That's my anal phrase.



Don't see it.

Poop comes out of there, you know that right?


I figured you would say that about Big Red. I figure its a NorCal only thing, I have never heard anyone else fawn over her, and she does look a bit "different:

 

[HBK-aholic]

I come in here looking for perfectly innocent discussions about movies as well as the great humour I only get off Sam and Jake, and yet my vagina and NorCal's penis are being discussed? Weird.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Not an unusual conversation. Something that seems so far away, yet is inevitable, like life on other planets.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Not an unusual conversation.

'Tis unusual for this thread. Although Sam DID PM me the other day to tell me you had a huge penis..

Something that seems so far away, yet is inevitable, like life on other planets

 

[Mighty NorCal]

What, exactly, did Sam's PM entail????