Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

If it makes you feel better, you'd look like even more of a tool in England.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

She wore a sweater, so, plan ruined. Not a terrible movie though. I wouldn't call it good by any means, but it was better than I figured it would be.

 

[X]

If it makes you feel better, you'd look like even more of a tool in England.

You mean you don't use words like bender, and fit? My illusion of the UK has been shattered.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I know if an American in his late twenties used that sort of language, he'd be laughed out the country.

 

[FromTheSouth]

I'm a 27 year old American. I said bender in reference to Saturday night.

Just saying.

 

[X]

That's not how the term is used in the UK I believe. Apparently it's a gay man.

 

[FromTheSouth]

That's not how the term is used in the UK I believe. Apparently it's a gay man.

Maybe that's what I meant......

 

[MizzRandyOrton]

im going to see it tomorrow

Team Jacob All The Way

 

[X]

...Come again?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Referencing page 1 of a 236 page thread. Impressive.

 

[ZeroVX]

Bullshit, I can do that:

Twilight sucks.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Sam, i've found that if you slap cats they learn not to be idiots. Just once, firm, on the back of the head.

And Americans using British slang is like a bad haircut, you'll look back and realize you look and are a twat.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Sam, i've found that if you slap cats they learn not to be idiots. Just once, firm, on the back of the head.

Do you own a cat?

What attracts you to them? Their predatory instincts or their lack of loyalty?

 

[Sparky]

or the fact they need fuck all maintnence...

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Or the fact that they rule the internet.

 

[Sparky]

Maybe he has a mouse problem...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

or the fact they need fuck all maintnence...

^^^ Although I do subsidize the mice & shrews with kibble.

 

[Sparky]

How have you been anyway jake?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Great, I've been doing nothing.

 

[Sparky]

It's fun doing that. relaxing but fuck it can get stressful. If it wasn't for being broke as fuck i would love being unemployed.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I'm not unemployed, I'm just very astute.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

I'm not astute, I'm just very gregarious.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I hit the cat all the time. It just seems to make him bolder.

 

[X]

You hit your cat? Watch your back.

 

[Uncle Sam]

That one cat looks like Hitler. http://www.catsthatlooklikehitler.com/cgi-bin/seigmiaow.pl