Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[X]

Good god that is the greatest website I've ever seen.

 

[Uncle Sam]

This is clearly the best Kitler and yet it is number two:

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Hey Sam, need another member for your team in the Fantasy League?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Help me remember what ST stands for and I might have an opening.

 

[Sparky]

Hey Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Seriously, help. What member's name would be ST in acronym form? It's positively befuddling.

 

[Tastycles]

SavageTaker.

My brother got it for his girlfriend for their anniversary or some shit. Little did he know they wouldn't be living together forever.

Did it give him toxoplasmosis?

 

[Uncle Sam]

What are you, a vet or something?

 

[Tastycles]

No, I've seen Trainspotting.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The new Fast and Furious move will be called FAST FIVE.

And Sonic the Hedgehog 4 has been announced.

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, I've seen Trainspotting.

I thought that was in the book and not the film?

 

[Tastycles]

It's in both. It happens to Tommy in the film and Matty in the book.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's in both. It happens to Tommy in the film and Matty in the book.

Matty the one with the penis the girl can't remember?

I'm going to the dentist soon. Afterwards, I shall celebrate by purchasing a pizza.

 

[Tastycles]

I can't remember. He's a peripheral characer. Renton goes to his funeral.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I definitely remember a passage about how she tries to remember "the size and dimensions of his penis" but to "no avail." Or something along those lines. Good book. Been about five years since I read it though. Anything about a penis just sticks with me, I suppose.

 

[Tastycles]

There's a lot of talk of Spud's penis. The book is much better, he's completely unsavoury. He doesn't give a shit when his brother dies, which is probably not very film friendly.

 

[Uncle Sam]

He also fucks his dead brother's pregnant wife in the toilet after his funeral, if I remember correctly.

Back from the dentist. She says my teeth are fine but I should brush my gums more.

Twenty minutes until the pizza's done.

 

[HBK-aholic]

Brushing gums is weird.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But I have to or I'll false teeth. She's a scaremonger, that one.

 

[Tastycles]

That's what mine said. I then, honestly, had to pay £55 for the hygenist to show me how to do it properly.

 

[Lee]

The new Fast and Furious move will be called FAST FIVE.

And Sonic the Hedgehog 4 has been announced.

Doesn't have a name yet. Three hours to go

 

[Uncle Sam]

Doesn't have a name yet. Three hours to go

Oh?

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[Y 2 Jake]

Edge Of Darkness is great, the TV series that is. £5 in Sainsburys, and like that, I'm gone.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Didn't even notice that post. Was distracted by the title, I suppose.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I might make a Jake On Wrestling thread, overindulgent fo' sho, but I need a thread where I can just pop in and say things like:

''Big Show & The Miz will win the Unified Tag Team Championships tonight as neither has any direction going into WrestleMania, both could just be thrown into the annual Money In The Bank Ladder Match, but I think it's much more likely they'll win tag gold and participate in a multi-team tag match. Quite possibly a turmoil match, as it does what the MITB does which is get's lots of wrestlers onto the biggest show of the year. This could be why Matt Hardy & The Great Khali have recently formed a cohesive unit.''