Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

"Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!"

Sounds like they're having considerably more fun than I am. I should move to Vancouver.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I will hurt you, Lee! Stop looking at my thread, bish!

 

[Lee]

Poor Sam, must be a shit party

 

[Uncle Sam]

Everyone else finds it quite good. I either have good taste or no friends.

 

[Tastycles]

I know someone that lived in Bromley and moved to Abu Dhabi.

I went to a karaoke bar in Poland and somebody sang Killing in the Name. I thought it was shit. And for some reason, decided to throw a pint glass out of the window. Like Begbie.

 

[X]

Sam officially has no life. On WZ at a party. You disgust me Sam.

Get off, get drunk and go shag. That's the term you use over there, right?

 

[gd]

Sounds riveting.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Sam officially has no life. On WZ at a party. You disgust me Sam.

Get off, get drunk and go shag. That's the term you use over there, right?

I would, but it's a total sausage fest. There's an underage girl, one who has a boyfriend and one who's totally desperate and is in love with one my associates. Which to choose? advise me!

 

[Tastycles]

Sam officially has no life. On WZ at a party. You disgust me Sam.

Get off, get drunk and go shag. That's the term you use over there, right?

Jake needs to add this to his list of words Americans can't say.

 

[gd]

I'd just go with a man.

 

[X]

Jake needs to add this to his list of words Americans can't say.

Luckily I'm 3/8ths Scandinavian.

Sam. Get off the computer. I order you. Stop being a looser.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd just go with a man.

mAYBE. Maybe.

There's a black guy that reminds me off that guy off corries. Google "black corrie guy".

 

[Tastycles]

Lister?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Luckily I'm 3/8ths Scandinavian.

Sam. Get off the computer. I order you. Stop being a looser.

People are coming upstairs. What if they see me? My reputation - what little there is - will be ruined.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Lister?

Yeah, sure. Is there no flood control on this site?

 

[gd]

There are black guys in England?

 

[Uncle Sam]

There are black guys in England?

Not if I have my say. No, they're playing Mues's new album!!!

 

[Tastycles]

Is it your house? If it isn't, you should leave. Feign illness.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Farewell, my dear Tastycles. you are... precious to me. Like Rock Lee is to Guy Sensei.

 

[Lee]

craig charles is at your party?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yes. Cunt lick.

 

[Lee]

does he have robot toys with him?

Craig charles did present robot wars yeh?

 

[Dave]

I'm here. No worries.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Dude cut his hand. Guy grabbed my crotch from behind. Mediocre party.

 

[C.M.]

Hi. Sam.