Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Tastycles]

West Side Story?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No it isn't you filthy ****e. It's the Sergio Leone four and a half hour long film about Jewish gangsters played by James Woods and Robert De Niro who graphically murder people and smoke opium. It's fucking Godly.

Sounds like one of those films that would make me anti-climax in my pants. Dobert De Niro can fuck right off.

West Side Story?

That be the one.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, that's right. Flee.

 

[Dave]

You have a strange way of keeping my attention. It is very curious.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Aye.

Bye.

 

[X]

What are you still doing online at this hour Samuel? My goodness it must be dawn over there.

My picture of you is that you sit around dressed as Alex from A Clockwork Orange and constantly listening to Beethoven. Basically this is how I imagine your night went:

 

[X]

Samuel, I have found a picture of you online. Do not deny it is you.

Spoiler: Sam

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Didn't know there was a Ron Jon Surf Shop in London.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You do now.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Don't need that pair of Red Devils anymore, Jake. Sorry, but I'm getting a fresh pair of red suede pumas for christmas.

I didn't remember to have a look anyway.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hurm.

 

[Mr. TM]

Hi Sam.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Watched Barton Fink. Very good, but you were right. What was up with the ending? I had confusion, and a little anger, but no shame.

 

[X]

The ending to Barton Fink is the best damn part. Makes the film so much better, especially on repeat viewings.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The ending to Barton Fink is the best damn part. Makes the film so much better, especially on repeat viewings.

This.

Then again, I also love No Country For Old Men's ending.

 

[X]

I have a deep seated hatred for people who dislike the ending to No Country For Old Men.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

I liked the ending, I just thought some of it was confusing.

I watched No country for old men aswell the oter day. Brilliant movie, but the ending was really bad, I thought.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

I have a deep seated hatred for people who dislike the ending to No Country For Old Men.

Fuck. Never mind

 

[Uncle Sam]

Life doesn't tie itself into a neat little satisfying bundle for your approval, you spoonfed, Hollywood motherfucker! I suppose you don't like Shakespeare either.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

I happen to quite like him, actually.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well then.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

What movie do you prefer? No country for me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Aye, probably.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Was it you who uploaded those avatars that are expired. It says Sam on them. Just a hunch

 

[Uncle Sam]

Was it you who uploaded those avatars that are expired. It says Sam on them. Just a hunch

Those darn admins still haven't taken them down. I put it in the Admin Request Thread. How much clearer can you get!?