Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

I never bothered with CV boosters. Much too lazy. Couldn't be bothered with all that extracurricular shit.

Y'know, back in the 40's.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I was always good enough in interviews to get jobs I wasn't qualified for anyway. No need to add additional shit.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The ol' Mr. Bean charm has helped me out on many occasions.

 

[rgdestroyer]

Havent seen Inglourious Basterds but thinking of getting it. Should I get Inglourious Basterds on Blu Ray?

It was ok, tho it would have been better if i went to it with the girl i liked at the time, but she "lost" her phone the night before and didn't find it until when i texted her later the next night and she finally responses. Something tells me she was lying to me. lol

 

[X]

Who...are....you?

 

[rgdestroyer]

Who...are....you?

A new member of the forum. Just started posting today even though I made this account in november.

 

[Tastycles]

Head is closing down soon. The chain, not the Stoke one. Although selling BDs for £5 isn't a good business model really...

 

[Uncle Sam]

Head is closing down soon. The chain, not the Stoke one.

But they only just opened. After Zavvi and Woolworths closed down, I thought I finally had some reliability in my life.

 

[Tastycles]

But they only just opened. After Zavvi and Woolworths closed down, I thought I finally had some reliability in my life.

I know. It's like when MVC closed down, then Music Zone came in, then closed down, then Fopp... Well you get the picture. Same shop, three names, all closed down.

I'll have to keep the faith in hmv I think.

Also, Woolworths? Unless you wanted a child's school uniform, why would you ever go there?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Wrapping paper.

Ah yes, MVC. Those were the days.

 

[Tastycles]

I know. There's nothing like being in an exclusive club of every single customer.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

''why did you ban me ***''

A PM off a poster called ****** Piece Of Shit, or something like that.

I know this for sure, I didn't ban him recently.

 

[Tastycles]

I don't understand why all of these people appear to think that banning people from internet forums is a pastime of homosexuals.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

That was the case though, when I was a moderator.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

Barton Fink's on Sunday night on Dave. Planning on watching it. I hope it lives up the expectations you have bestowed upon it Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Barton Fink's on Sunday night on Dave. Planning on watching it. I hope it lives up the expectations you have bestowed upon it Sam.

It won't. You'll probably have feelings of shame, confusion and anger by the ending. Enjoy.

 

[The Hiphopapotamus]

I'll try. I've been needing a bit of shame. And confusion.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

High School didn't give you enough of that?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I am drunk and at a house party. What fun.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Get me!

 

[Uncle Sam]

I will cut you. Cut you good. Mark my werds.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nobody wants to reply? Not even Dave? Fuck you too. Fuck you all.

 

[Tastycles]

Where is it?

Somehwre trendy like Hoxton no doubt.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Maybe my finger slips. Maybe someone gets banned if you don't reply. Maybe the people downstairs are singing "Killing In The Name Of" and I'm sitting up here on a fucking wrestling forum!!!!1!

1.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Bromley, Kent - my good friend Tastycles from the avatar.