Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Father:_Polley]

Not much. And with yourself

 

[Murfish]

Just trying to enjoy myself before I move closer to the real world.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Real world is a boring place

 

[Murfish]

I can only imagine. That's why I'm trying to get the good feelings out of my system now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Not much. And with yourself

Had your ATM stolen by a digger yet?

 

[Uncle Sam]

So I'm watching Saw and I'm all, "Wow, this movie's shit." You can tell a movie's for idiots when it has to put a montage together to explain the plot twists.

 

[Mr. TM]

I am not one for movies with three letter names.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So I'm going to buy Leon on BD. And I'm going to buy some Blu-ray towers. That's right - towers built specifically for Blu-rays. I bet you don't have one of those, Jake.

 

[Father:_Polley]

Had your ATM stolen by a digger yet?

Not yet, but that happened at home a good lot

 

[C.M.]

So I'm going to buy Leon on BD. And I'm going to buy some Blu-ray towers. That's right - towers built specifically for Blu-rays. I bet you don't have one of those, Jake.

Hi Sam, How many Blu-rays do you have?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Now, twenty-one. Soon, more.

 

[X]

Leon is the shit.

 

[Mr. TM]

Leon is the shit

 

[Uncle Sam]

I haven't got time for this Mickey Mouse bullshit.

 

[Milkyway!]

Hey Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Hello. Got any Blu-rays to recommend? No? Get the fuck out.

 

[Milkyway!]

Satanist.

 

[Kanye South]

I thought Chris Vegas was a noob.

I didn't realize it was CM.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

So I'm going to buy Leon on BD. And I'm going to buy some Blu-ray towers. That's right - towers built specifically for Blu-rays. I bet you don't have one of those, Jake.

You're right, I don't have Blu-Ray towers. I have shelves. Mostly because I'm an adult and I have space in my home to put stuff. I don't have to cram all my shit into a singular room.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You're right, I don't have Blu-Ray towers. I have shelves. Mostly because I'm an adult and I have space in my home to put stuff. I don't have to cram all my shit into a singular room.

I've only got one Blu-ray player - surely all my discs and shit should go near there. I could put it all downstairs, but then there's nothing to play it on.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

All my DVDs are on a different floor to my player. Same with the BR's.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You're quite insane.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I just moved my taskbar to the top of the screen. Get me. It's pretty disorientating.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Taskbar?

 

[Uncle Sam]

The thing you click on to bring up Programs and Shut Down and the like.