Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

I'm looking through my early posts in preparation for my memoirs (Serious City, Population: Me) and I've found some real gems:

Oh yea, what's that starred out bit in your message? "****y"?

Wouldn't "match stipulation" or just "type of match" be a better way to put it?

Anyone remember William Regal vs JBL in England? What a pop!

They should leave Eddie Guerrero's death alone, they should never have used it in a storyline, that is the height of disrespect.

Orton has great technical ability and great charisma, he could really turn around these dull Raw title fueds.

 

[Uncle Sam]

More gold:

I've always thought of Cena as a TNA sort of guy, they're desperate enough to take on this hip-hop twat, right?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Randyyyyyyyy Ortonnnnnnnnnnn

Yaszie, I don't think I've ever agreed with anyone more than you.

The forums were great back then.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I think I might have been a bit gay for Cena:

Pros: Very strong, good looking, good charisma.

Cons: White rapper gimmick.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well, some wrestlers have that certain thing that makes them championship material, in all honesty I don't think Edge has it.

I agree with Dysturbed.

...

 

[Uncle Sam]

How does he keep f*cking it up? By being an ass back stage? I couldn't give two f*cks if he beat a woman senseless, raped her and set her alight...

Question: Did it automatically star fuck or did I seriously think it was more offensive than what I go on to say?

 

[Uncle Sam]

One of my early threads (I can see why they made me a VIP):

Big strong guys- Your thoughts

 

[Y 2 Jake]

FUCK. I never expected to win; I just wanted to maintain my lead for as long as possible.

In other news, I got complemented on my physique today. Exact quote: "How does a man like you get guns like that?"

Oh yeah. My arms might not be muscular muscular, but they are disproportionately muscular to the rest of my body.

Was it somebody trying to sell you the Big Issue?

 

[Uncle Sam]

No, but it was someone who I suspect is a closet homosexual.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I was thinking about that sig yesterday.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I found Jonny B's photobucket account: http://s120.photobucket.com/albums/o193/jonny_b84/?start=0

I can only assume he was trying to upload this as an avatar:

And this:

This is just odd. I think it's to do with Prax:

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I didn't read that.

You asked the other day about the e-bay cunt. I logged on toady to find he'd left me nagative feedback.

''Shoes never arrived. Poor excuse given. Given full refund''

Limited by the 80 character thing e-bay enforce, my reply was limited to ''The only buyer I've encountered who wanted faulty stock. Weirdo''

 

[Uncle Sam]

''Shoes never arrived. Poor excuse given. Given full refund''

Don't you hate people that are mental, but not mental enough to be taken away from the general population?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I've found his Facebook page, I'm going to stalk him. Fat faced cunt.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Never heard of the guy who I'm against in that posters tournament thing. If I come across the thread I'll vote for him anyway.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Holy shit. I remember when their used to be colored buttons to denote online and offline. Wow.

Jacob and Samuel. I sorta noticed you havent voted on the MRC vs GuyCompton match yet. Now, knowing full well that this encouragement could full well backlash into you voting for the adversary, allow me to retort and change your mind before you mash that button. What do you gain by voting for me? A deep seated pride in the furthering of a fellow mans growth? A nice smiley to brighten your day? No. you get the deep satisfaction of seeing a man from a convict country destroy a man from America. Remember when you guys lost that war to them? Well Old Queen Vickie, and not of the Guerrero Variety, has been waiting until this very day for you to strike back.

I step in the right direction is a step towards MRC in round two. Look into your hearts. I think you'll know the right answer. And no, it isn't twat.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I gain nothing by voting for either of you. But if you link me I'll do a lucky dip and vote for one of you. The top poll option. If that's you then you're in luck. If it's not then tough noodles.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=82357

So when are the Y2 Jake memoirs going to be available?

You're wrong by the way. You gain a shiny new friend!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=82357

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=8235

That's what I got when I clicked on that link. Something about Candice Michelle.

So when are the Y2 Jake memoirs going to be available?

It's better if I form the basis of my memoirs based on questions asked.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=8235

That's what I got when I clicked on that link. Something about Candice Michelle.

Then I don't see the problem. I got that thread too. Turns out you have an opinion on things.

It's better if I form the basis of my memoirs based on questions asked.

Whats a Prax? Some sort of English Dessert?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Prax was a poster who got banned for something.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Whats your favourite move? I see you as an atomic drop sort of guy. Tailbone trauma.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Right on the button, well done.

 

[Mantaur Rodeo Clown]

Uh. If you could remove one poster from the forum, whom and why?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

None, I'm oblivious to most of them.