Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Y 2 Jake]

No, he's wank. Not as wank as Behind Enemy Lines: Columbia though.

Or Cena's selling on this Raw thing I'm watching.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Well then, he's obviously WWE title material.

Am I the only one that'll admit I'm genuinely interested in an Edge/Jeff Hardy TLC match. Because Edge is much better than Matt, and Jeff is much better than Matt.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Nah, I like Jeff Hardy. Still hope he dies though.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Just because it would be a lot more interesting?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yeah, in the middle of the match would work best for me. Show it as well, unlike that Owen Hart rubbish. You didn't see a thing.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Have the technicians and commentators think it was just a sick spot, showing his apparently "unconscious" body from numerous angles, while we can just hear Edge crying in the background. Yeah, I like it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

J.R. ''Oh my God Jeff Hardy has been broken in half''

They then load half of him on a stretcher.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I get it. Usually when JR says it, it's figurative. This time, however, it's literal.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Seen Con Air? When Danny Trejo dies, he carry away his body and then you notice his arm is still hanging there. Same thing should happen here.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Anaconda box set, all 4 films. One has The Hoff in it. £12.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

there was four of them???? I thought only two...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Nope, the third came out last year, the 4th was made probably made a couple of weeks ago.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I think I vaguely remember some advertisements for the 3rd. straight to DVD yea?


the second one was abysmal.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Norcal, the first is abysmal. That's not the point. It's big ass snakes.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

dig that. so they are big in the 3rd and 4th ones then yea?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I....fell asleep. But I will watch them again to get that answer for you.

Watch Eden Lake while I'm here.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Ill be looking for that answer once I return tonight.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Ill be looking for that answer once I return tonight.

Norcal, I still haven't watched my copy of WWF Invasion that I bought in 2001. You could well be waiting for a very long time.

 

[Murfish]

Ever see snakes on a train?

 

[Tastycles]

Ever see snakes on a train?

I have it on DVD. If films that are so bad they're good are your bag, I reccomend Primal Species.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Anybody think that someone who uses the phrase "Get in" is a bit of a cunt?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yes to Murfish

Yes to Sam

 

[Tastycles]

Anybody think that someone who uses the phrase "Get in" is a bit of a cunt?

Depends, if it is shortly after a goal has been scored, no, as it is relevant to the scenario. If it is in general life, as in "I've just got a D in General Studies, get in!" Then yes.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The correct response to a goal is a polite clap. A "Yes!" if you're really gonna push the boat out.

 

[Spunky]

So no co-ordinated dance moves for Sam?