Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

No, I'm just more stupid and less cynical than people think I am. I see the entire world as a sea of kittens in reality.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Reporting a post?

I thought I knew you, Sam.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Uncle Sam has reported a post.

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Auto Ban :: No, but I can report you for an auto ban.

Says the Canadian.

Post: [Official] Board Room Discussion Thread
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Shocky or Luther, do either of you know if you have the power to infract me?

No, can you infract us?

Edit: They renamed the spam thread. Lame.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Still, I don't want to talk to you right now.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Amazon is offering me Jarrett's DVD for £18. Despite my apparent appreciation of the man, I have zero interest in any of his matches not involving Kurt Angle.

 

[Luther_Hull]

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Edit: They renamed the spam thread. Lame.

I preferred the old version.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I watched that Hovis advert today and almost cried for some reason. I think I'm developing emotions.

Or turning into a girl. Probably that one.

 

[Father:_Polley]

You felt weepy at a bread ad? Even a girl wouldn't be that much a wuss

 

[Uncle Sam]

But... it... Winston Churchill.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm hungry and I've decided to stop using commas so frequently.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

''Comma'', sounds like a word abbreviated by a chav.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't know how to spell comma. I just typed it and hoped. Spell check didn't seem to have any qualms. That's right; qualms.

I used a semi-colon instead of a comma.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

When Carlito turns heel on Primo, he should adopt that as his lone wolf name.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Comma or qualm?

Which Milliband do you prefer; Ed or David? I'm a David man myself.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I like to polarise, I'll say Ed.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

World X Cup 2008 DVD, I got mine.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Nah, I'm good thanks. I've been told I have to buy Westerns.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Right. Unforgiven and.......there's a Sergio Leone tin you can get for a tenner.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Unforgiven was already on the list. It was in Empire and everything.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's good. Don't listen to the Americans, Tombstone is shit.

By Americans, I mean Slyfox.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Why are all these Westerns named after wrestling things?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Because.

 

[Uncle Sam]

So... Tetro, huh? I won't be going to see it.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Tetro?

 

[Uncle Sam]

FFC's new film.