Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Mm.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

your face is wank, imo

 

[Y 2 Jake]

your face is wank, imo

You've got little girl muscles. There I said it.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

 

[Uncle Sam]

I hear voices in my head...i2333333333333333

 

[Rusty]

Because when Luther's getting adminzed, there's obviously no logic I can appeal to.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

The Jeff Jarrett DVD looks like it'll be a chore to get through. Shitty box as well.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Fuck dat shit.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I bought is to you don't have to. I'll do a review in 6 months when I've finally given up watching it and I've just fast forward through it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I have absolutely no interest in anything TNA now. Shame, considering I was actually quite fond of it some years ago.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

TNA is better now imo. More people watch it for a reason.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, but SmackDown's better now too.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I wonder what movies are on terrestrial tonight...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I wonder what movies are on terrestrial tonight...

Not an issue for me, I already ahve them on DVD. Probably.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But when you have so much on DVD, it's difficult to choose. Better if someone else does it for me.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

It's not that difficult. I put the ones I fancy on the sofa, turn my back to them and do a lucky dip. This is probably why I can't maintain a relationship.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Shaft and Unforgiven are on later this week, I believe.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I haven't watched my Shaft box set yet. It's about 9 years since I acquired it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Is it possible that, despite having a comparatively minuscule collection, I have watched almost as many of my DVDs as you have yours?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If we're counting watching each one from beginning to end, then it's possible.

I give a lot of films 10 minutes, if they haven't got me hooked then they leave the mound in the living room and get filed away in the DVD Room, never to be dusted again.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I still haven't watched Apocalypse Now all the way through. Channel 4 said it was the greatest film ever. If that was true, shouldn't I be absolutely gripped by it?

 

[Y 2 Jake]

If it's Redux then I'd just not bother watching it. Nearly an hour of them farting around with French people, or something.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It is Redux!

 

[Y 2 Jake]

You might want to skip the bit in the middle. French Plantation or some shit. Skip the Playboy bunnies as well. Even then, beware.

Heart Of Darkness is good though.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I was wondering why it fucking dragged so much.