Sam's Thread of Chattin' w/ Jake & Other Robust Subjects

[Uncle Sam]

Yeah, well, it is shit.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Congratulations on the win, Jakey. I take it that you were at the game and missed the choice commentary: "Lots of wrestling. No submissions yet."

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

I appreciate the rep Sam. It may possibly the most rewarding one I've ever received.

 

[JGlass]

I still have some of Sam's rep in a box underneath my bed. It started to rattle and shake a little, and it made some odd noises, but after a day or two it stopped. Now it just smells.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Jake, how goes film school.


I havent been to the movies in ages, not for a serious go anyway. Went to that Statham movie with some chick. Lots of sex in the movie, lots of sex had that night, co incedence, since sex was the last thing I wanted to do after watching that shit. Jeeze.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Hmmm after taking notes from Norcal, I have deduced that seeing Jason Statham with females rather than loser male buddies... I will get laid. Thank you good sir, I will keep this one in my play book.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Congratulations, Jake. Commiserations, Lee.

 

[Lee]

Terrible terrible tactics. 3-5-2 with Sol fucking campbell? A CB at RB a RB in RM and peter lovenkrands doing anything?!

Gah.

 

[Tastycles]

I went old school and hid from the Fulham score until it came on MOTD. Shouldn't have bothered. Wales can fuck off too, they could have won the whole thing, but now we only beat Scotland and Italy, which is in the worlds tallest dwarf bracket of achievement.

 

[Барбоса]

Wales can fuck off too, they could have won the whole thing, but now we only beat Scotland and Italy, which is in the worlds tallest dwarf bracket of achievement.

Wales beat Ireland last weekend

 

[Lee]

and ireland beat England

and England beat Wales.

Kind of like rock paper scissors.

 

[Tastycles]

Wales beat Ireland last weekend

I know, I meant in the table. Wales came fourth on goal difference, or whatever it's called in rubguy. That typo was accidental at first, but I realised the potential humour and added the second u.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

Scotland actually scored a try so I'm satisfied.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Was a hair's breadth from buying Let Me In today. Then I realised it had Chloe Moretz in. God, I hate that bitch.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Congratulations on the win, Jakey. I take it that you were at the game and missed the choice commentary: "Lots of wrestling. No submissions yet."

Is this in relation to the West Ham game? I'm probably the only Stoke fan who's pissed about going to Wembley. It's miles away, have semis at Old Trafford or some place.

If we get Man City in the final we'll win.

Jake, how goes film school.

Its alright. I'm not really learning anything. Don't much like the people and academic writing is bollocks. However it turns out I'm a dab hand at the old scriptwriting and if my lecturer isn't bullshitting me it appears as though I could have a career in it if I wish. Which I don't, so its irrelevant.

He loved my scene where a larvae comes out of a guys penis. He thought I'd written a brilliant horror script. I kept my mouth shut as it occurred to me it must've been a very bad comedy.

Terrible terrible tactics. 3-5-2 with Sol fucking campbell? A CB at RB a RB in RM and peter lovenkrands doing anything?!

Gah.

Should never have happened, Stoke just don't do that to other teams.

Was a hair's breadth from buying Let Me In today. Then I realised it had Chloe Moretz in. God, I hate that bitch.

Great crash scene, to be fair.

 

[Lee]

Yeah if I'm right they hadn't scored in four matches beforehand or something like that.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Yup, a couple of 3-0 victories but thats it. I think we won 4-3 in our last Championship season, but we rarely scored often.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Its alright. I'm not really learning anything. Don't much like the people and academic writing is bollocks. However it turns out I'm a dab hand at the old scriptwriting and if my lecturer isn't bullshitting me it appears as though I could have a career in it if I wish. Which I don't, so its irrelevant.

He loved my scene where a larvae comes out of a guys penis. He thought I'd written a brilliant horror script. I kept my mouth shut as it occurred to me it must've been a very bad comedy.

Why, you could be the next Kevin Smith!

 

[Lee]

Plus 4 points off relegation. Not good.

I have a sneaky suspiscion Blakburn's going down.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Seems achievable. I'd never fund my own films though.

Battle: Los Angeles - Too much action.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'd imagine so. One of the 'compliments' I heard for Battle: LA is that it looks and feels like a videogame. I struggled to see why that was a good thing.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I liked the Syfy movie Battle of Los Angeles better.

 

[Lee]

What's the point in a video game that you can't control?

 

[Uncle Sam]

What's the point in a video game that you can't control?

Something something Bayonetta.

 

[Барбоса]

Was a hair's breadth from buying Let Me In today. Then I realised it had Chloe Moretz in. God, I hate that bitch.

Speaking of Ms Moretz, I finally got around to watching Kick-Ass last night. I enjoyed it about as much as I thought I would