Sam and Coco's Thread of Bare Torsos and Pumping Techno Music

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I would buy that. Someone said Zack Ryder.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'll be off until Thursday, possibly Friday, because I don't want Hardcore Justice spoiled.

 

[Барбоса]

Has Ziggler actually feuded with anyone as a singles wrestler?

Or has he just had a series of matches with the same person?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Shh. I'm not supposed to be here.

 

[JGlass]

The correct answer actually is Rey Mysterio by the way. I wasn't joking.

No, you weren't. As far as I'm concerned the only memorable thing Ziggler has done with his career is that feud.

 

[SD619]

The correct answer is actually Rey Mysterio. If anybody ever asks you a question, there's a 33.33% chance the answer is Rey Mysterio.

Too low.

The only feud involving Ziggler that I was remotely interested in was the one he had with Khali. As for the others, he was just the pawn for others most of the time (Punk-Laurinitis, Edge-Vickie etc.)

 

[JGlass]

I had to respond. Everyone needed to know that they're stupid and I'm not.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

No, you weren't. As far as I'm concerned the only memorable thing Ziggler has done with his career is that feud.

I don't remember that feud.

 

[JGlass]

That's your problem. It was easily the best part of Ziggler's wholly underwhelming career.

 

[Барбоса]

Ziggler has had plenty of decent contests - Edge, Punk, Sheamus, Rey, Cena, DBD - but most all of those were more to do with the calibre of his opponent rather than Ziggler himself.

However, I would say that virtually none of these series of matches actually qualify as a real feud. There was little or no story told by their repeated contests. Don't remember anything much about his feud with Mysterio but seeing as how it is one of the few actual feuds he has had, it must be near the top. The Jericho feud could perhaps come out on top as there is some evidence that Creative is trying to actually make it a feud rather than two or three matches between the same people.

I would probably say that his IC vs US champion match against D-Bry at Bragging Rights is the best thing Ziggler has done in WWE to date.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Isn't Rey Mysterio great? I'm on a lot of cocaine right now. It's still true though. I can't feel my gums. Help. Help. Help.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Help. Call an ambulance. Help. I can't feel my neck. Call Danny Dyer.

 

[Uncle Sam]

.
MY EYES,

 

[Uncle Sam]

Why aren't you helping!?

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Sam...

If you have time to type "help" and "call an ambulance" and such...

Wouldn't you have more than enough time to call for help yourself?

Also I don't know how we're supposed to help when most of us live in another country.

SIDE NOTE: I miss Coco

 

[Uncle Sam]

Ah, to read that the morning after. That's good comedy.

 

[Барбоса]

Some pounding techno last night, Sam?

 

[Shadowmancer]

not enough techno

 

[Uncle Sam]

Forgot to record Hardcore Justice because I'm a dribbling goon, but I remembered in time to see the (great) main event. Phew.

Coco's dead.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Sam

Sam that is not funny

Don't ever say that again

ever

I will castrate you with a rusty AIDS infected chainsaw

 

[Remix]

Sam

Sam that is not funny

Don't ever say that again

ever

I will castrate you with a rusty AIDS infected chainsaw

an injection of Capsaicin into the scrotum would be more efficient and less likely to inadvertantly give you AIDS. Also, testicle pate is a bitch to get out of a carpet.

For reference, capsaicin is the chemical that makes curry hot.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

What Kotre said.

Sam if you ever say that about Coco i'm gonna do what Kotre said and then I'm gonna sandpaper your dick off until you look like a Ken doll down there

 

[Milkyway!]

Dead. He's dead I tell ya!

No seriously though. Hi Sam. How's the cocaine?

 

[Wicked Valentine]

Hey

Hey Milkyway

Spoiler

 

[Milkyway!]

Words hurt.