Sam and Coco's Thread of Bare Torsos and Pumping Techno Music

[Big Nick Dudley]

Not silly. Not at all.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

What no more techno?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Because nobody touched my genitals, the world must now suffer by listening to Skrillex:

[youtube]eOofWzI3flA[/youtube]

I'm like a sexy supervillain.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

I will see and raise you Sam. First time I heard this I just thought of some kid beating the shit out of various keyboards and having a fit as he put the noises together. Crazy sounds.

 

[Wicked Valentine]

I should not have said anything I have the biggest migraine now

 

[Uncle Sam]

You know that episode of Friends where Ross plays the keyboard? It's a bit like that.

 

[SD619]

You know that episode of Friends where Ross plays the keyboard? It's a bit like that.

Except that was a lot more bearable.

 

[Uncle Sam]

A palate cleanser:

[youtube]aZbckwYY9r4[/youtube]

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

You know that episode of Friends where Ross plays the keyboard? It's a bit like that.

I'd love it if someone did a mash up of that.

Dunno how you would classify this music, but absolutely love the video. The distorting TV signal effect thing goes well with the madder noise.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Am I the only one that has a preliminary wrestler of the year list? No. No, I'd imagine KB has one as well. Not much comfort, really.

[youtube]iTWdm6RrpVE[/youtube]

 

[Coco]

I've stopped ranking things. It's greatly improved my enjoyment of wrestling. I think everyone should be doing it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

But this year I get to rank TNA things alongside WWE things. Even the thought of it gives me wood.

 

[JGlass]

Am I the only one that has a preliminary wrestler of the year list? No. No, I'd imagine KB has one as well. Not much comfort, really.

What's it look like? CM Punk, Austin Aries, Daniel Bryan, Bobby Roode?

 

[Uncle Sam]

If you can guess the other six, I owe you a Coke.

 

[JGlass]

I'll give it a go, though I reckon I'll only get 3 or 4.

Cena, Styles, Sheamus, Ziggler, Bully Ray, and... maybe Devon? I know how you love Devon.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Cena, yes. Styles, yes. Sheamus, yes. Ziggler, no. Bully Ray, yes. It was a toss-up between Devon and Kurt Angle. Angle got the nod. You missed out THA COWBOY JAMES STORM.

AJ Lee and Sting were maybes, but it's their non-wrestling roles which have been exceptional. Chris Daniels is hovering around there somewhere. I'm not sure what to do with Joseph Park.

I'll PayPal you enough money to get a Mountain Dew or a Hershey bar or something else disgusting.

 

[JGlass]

Cena, yes. Styles, yes. Sheamus, yes. Ziggler, no. Bully Ray, yes. It was a toss-up between Devon and Kurt Angle. Angle got the nod. You missed out THA COWBOY JAMES STORM.

AJ Lee and Sting were maybes, but it's their non-wrestling roles which have been exceptional. Chris Daniels is hovering around there somewhere. I'm not sure what to do with Joseph Park.

I'll PayPal you enough money to get a Mountain Dew or a Hershey bar or something else disgusting.

How do you like that, we agree on Mountain Dew and Hershey bars being undesirable. I do like Code Red, though.

I don't see it for James Storm. What has he really done besides entertain foreigners? And foreigners don't really count, now do they?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Storm's match against Roode at Lockdown and against AJ on Impact a fortnight ago were off the fucking hook - and there's more besides.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I would have been disappointed if Sam said yes for Ziggler.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I don't even know how to approach this.

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=224625

 

[Uncle Sam]

With an angry pitbull and a can do attitude.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

I can't even do it. He and Kofi had like 100 matches together and the only one I can remember is Capitol Punishment. I'll probably say that his best feud was the mat since they've been acquainted a lot.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The correct answer is actually Rey Mysterio. If anybody ever asks you a question, there's a 33.33% chance the answer is Rey Mysterio.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

The Mysterio Rule. Seems applicable for every situation.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The correct answer actually is Rey Mysterio by the way. I wasn't joking.