Sam and Coco's Thread of Bare Torsos and Pumping Techno Music

[Wicked Valentine]

Well shit.

Raw is at least gonna be worth watching tonight, right?

 

[The Talon]

Maybe. But that's half the fun of watching RAW.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Arm in, balls out. I always thought it was nice that WWE let Jerry Lynn's band do the theme for Raw.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Like Coco said, Smackdown is solid but nothing spectacular. I have heard rumors that JBL is going to be an addition to the commentary table.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I hope there's a subtraction.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Probably won't be. I'm surprised they haven't pimped out HBK Appreciation Night like I thought they would have. It's a must that Lesnar has to be there.

 

[Uncle Sam]

HBK Appreciation Night? Aw, fuck! Bet they won't even have Punk come out and call him a bellend.

 

[Барбоса]

Lesnar is going to appreciate HBK. Appreciate him into the ground.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

HBK Appreciation Night? Aw, fuck! Bet they won't even have Punk come out and call him a bellend.

Given what Punk said last week, I bet he will come out and say something about HBK. He should go that Undertaker route and claim that every show should start with the champion. Of course that didn't last long but you get the idea.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Lesnar is going to appreciate HBK. Appreciate him into the ground.

I would hope that it will be brought up that Sweet Chin Music Lesnar caught from HBK ten years ago. A man can dream.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

Have. And the Remixed version. Infinitely better than the snoozefest - and that's the first time I've ever used that term - that was the film.

Derezzed is a corker of a tune. The film is probably one of the most visually stimulating yet boring things I've ever encountered. Its so bright and shiny, but the short video for Derezzed contained all I needed to see.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The film is so sterile and lacking in charm. It's dull down to the bones.

 

[Dowdsy McDowds]

But very shiny.

 

[Coco]

Arm in, balls out.

Really? Could have sworn he was saying "Hamid Karzai."

 

[Uncle Sam]

But very shiny.

I never thought you could polish a turd but that movie taught me otherwise. Indeed - there has never been a shinier turd.

Really? Could have sworn he was saying "Hamid Karzai."

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[The Dragon Saga]

Heard a song last night in a nightclub but couldn't for the life of me remember the name or artist. Then, as if the planets aligned, this evening the song came on Clubland(I'd left it on in the background as I typed something up) and it was "Show Me A Sign" by Modestep. Remember this came out a few months ago, never heard it in a nightclub before, was a floor shaker if I do say so myself.

 

[Барбоса]

I don't believe you.

I believe me.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Chuuuune. I think that's what I'm meant to say.

 

[JGlass]

http://www.bfi.org.uk/news/50-greatest-films-all-time

Your people disappoint me, Sam. 2001 being rated that high? It's among my least favorite of Kubrick's work.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Considering I've never even heard of most of those films, I don't know what you want me to tell you.

2001 definitely isn't one of Kubrick's lesser films though.

 

[Барбоса]

It very much looks like a "few little good has ever been made in my lifetime, in colour or the English language" kind of bullshit list.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It could be totally legitimate - I've no idea because I've never seen any of those films.

 

[JGlass]

Considering I've never even heard of most of those films, I don't know what you want me to tell you.

2001 definitely isn't one of Kubrick's lesser films though.

Fair enough, I thought perhaps you were the type of fella that could comment on some of those odder films.

And 2001 is a tremendously dull film. I mean that it's really an incredible work, but it's such a chore to get through.

In other news, Hardcore Justice... that card!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Quite. That logo's still an eyesore though. These are the things which really matter.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Does anybody want to touch my genitals? Sometimes I just feel like nobody wants to touch my genitals, you know? Yeah, I know - it's silly.