Sam and Coco's Thread of Bare Torsos and Pumping Techno Music

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Looking forward to any games this year Samuel?

 

[The Dragon Saga]

More Prodigy or GTFO... this isn't even my thread, but GTFO anyway!

 

[Uncle Sam]

Looking forward to any games this year Samuel?

Let me massage my temple until something seeps out. The problem is I don't really buy games new unless they're something I'm very excited about - Halo: Combat Evolved Anniversary being the most recent example. I look at upcoming release dates and go, "Oh yeah - I can't wait to play that game... when it dramatically drops in price a couple of months after release."

To answer your question:

• Sleeping Dogs (formerly True Crime: Hong Kong, formerly Untitled Sandbox Crime Sim with Female Protagonist) looks like it could be a sleeper hit. Some neat-looking combat (advised by Georges St. Pierre, supposedly), some parkour, car-to-car hijacking, a unique, 'weapons-as-temporary-power-ups' approach to combat and a pretty unique setting. It's allegedly a bit buggy but, when I pick it up for £10 a month after release, I won't be complaining too much.
  
• Dishonoured (or Dishonored) seems to rightfully be getting a lot of hype. It's some manner of first-person-stealth-adventure-crazy-shit-steampunk game with some very talented people behind it.
  
• I've long been a fan of the Assassin's Creed series - wanky sci-fi framing device aside - and I can't wait to get my hands on Assassin's Creed 3. This one'll be dropping in price much more slowly than the others, but I can wait. A big ol' twist on a tried and tested formula. I was crossing my fingers for feudal Japan but the American revolution is as good a time period as any.
  
• Pokemon Black and White 2. It's a handheld Pokemon game. May as well buy new because it won't drop in price until 2040.
  
• Halo is one of my favourite franchises ever. Bungie have relinquished the series after five excellent games. 343 Industries have been handed the reigns. The single player footage for Halo 4 makes me pitch a tent, but each bit of multiplayer news makes my dick look like a salt-shrivelled slug. This may well be a full-pricer.

That's all I've got off the top of my head. I'm probably doing a disservice to some great games. In fact, I definitely am.

More Prodigy or GTFO... this isn't even my thread, but GTFO anyway!

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[The Dragon Saga]

Chemical Brothers will do.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I'm relieved.

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[Dowdsy McDowds]

Has DJ Scotch Egg turned up on your radar Sam? The first time I endured an album of his was the first time that music literally made me fear for my own sanity. Of course, hotboxing a loft may have played its part too.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Lofts aren't built for that. Firstly, they're too porous. Secondly, they're too musty. Thirdly, they're typically too large. You didn't think that through at all.

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[Coco]

You should explain the techno. Are cultural differences coming between us or am I just not as hip and with-it as we all assume?

 

[Uncle Sam]

I don't know. I don't know anything.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Techno

 

[¡Roján!]

Any of you fellas seen ''God Bless America''?

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Techno sucks.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Any of you fellas seen ''God Bless America''?

No. Sounds like my kind of movie though. That is to say: sounds like something I'd quite like to do.

Techno sucks.

Fuck you.

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[JGlass]

I wouldn't hate it if you just posted Eminem songs instead of techno from here on out...

 

[Барбоса]

 

[Uncle Sam]

If anybody could tell me if SmackDown is worth watching again, it would be very, very appreciated. Last time I watched, it was a barely watchable cesspool of Raw recaps and canned pops. And Booker T.

Be honest - have you been going on The Sun's website? Have you?

I wouldn't hate it if you just posted Eminem songs instead of techno from here on out...

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Except for the whole religious slant to his music - which reached a ******ed crescendo when he accused scientists of being liars - I do like a bit of Nas.

 

[Барбоса]

Be honest - have you been going on The Sun's website? Have you?

I strenuously deny such an accusation. Google image search made me do it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

You're thinking about "our lads" as we speak, aren't you?

 

[Барбоса]

You're thinking about "our lads" as we speak, aren't you?

I have no idea what you are talking about.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I have no idea what you are talking about.

I don't believe you.

 

[The Talon]

Deadmau5 or Daft Punk?

 

[Uncle Sam]

Daft Punk, though I have something of an aversion to both.

 

[The Talon]

You gotta listen to the Tron Legacy OST. Absolutely epic.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Have. And the Remixed version. Infinitely better than the snoozefest - and that's the first time I've ever used that term - that was the film.

 

[The Talon]

Thankfully, the new Tron cartoon succeeds in every way Legacy failed.

 

[Coco]

If anybody could tell me if SmackDown is worth watching again, it would be very, very appreciated. Last time I watched, it was a barely watchable cesspool of Raw recaps and canned pops. And Booker T.

I watch it every week and don't remember enough to tell you anything useful. That's the kind of show SmackDown is.