I always thought the winner of the Rumble goes to WrestleMania for their title shot, but I guess this year was different. I am so disgusted by this right now because I feel the whole purpose of the Rumble has been meaningless this year.
In shear honesty, the Royal Rumble this year was a complete fluke. It (to me) was built up so huge as being anything possible. Any number of random Superstars could've easily won. Shawn Michaels, Triple H., Undertaker and Batista were the favorite four to win. Umaga, The Great Khali and Mr. Kennedy were all underdog favorites. And then guys like Shelton Benjamin, C.M. Punk and even Hornswoggle all had dark horse chances at winning it.
Instead, they push the one guy who made an albeit shocking return early, the victory. What fucking right did John Cena have in even entering without "qualifying?" Because he was a former "unbeaten" World Champion? Big fucking deal.. so was Vince McMahon, in 1999, but I didn't see his ass draw #30.
They had an article on the Main site about Big Show
NOT returning in the Rumble because they didn't want him to be just 'one' of the thirty entrants. They wanted his return to be "huge." Well, now we obviously know why.. because every other man in Sunday night's Rumble, that wasn't John Cena, was basically just f'ed over as any random jobber.
So, John Cena returns to the Rumble as the 30th entrant(wow, got lucky there Cena, as if you needs it) and wins in typical John Cena fashion
The shear thing that really pisses me off.. every "random" entrant, be it 1-30, is exciting because you don't know who it could be. So why on earth, would John Cena not been capable of randomly (and I mean, really fucking randomly) entered at say.. 20, or 16 even.. then have Triple H. enter #30, to stack the odds a little more against the already sure f'n thing thats known.
I'll tell you why.. because the INSTANT John Cena's music hit.. every person with a working mind knew who the winner of the Rumble was going to be, and Triple H's face basically said it for all of us.. in basically saying "What the fuck? We're all screwed!"
then tonight he throws WrestleMania out the window and wants his title shot at NWO. Isn't that kind of disrespecting the "Grandest Stage of them ALL"? It is a so called "Superstar's Dream" to Main Event at WrestleMania, but John Cena just said FU to that because he wants his shot at No Way Out.
Isn't that Cena's M.O.? To basically say "F.U." to anything traditional? What this reminds me of, is The Rock in 2001, when he defeated Kurt Angle at No Way Out.. all this is, is W.W.E. trying to hype a "filler" p.p.v. and in doing so, they knew millions would buy and watch the Rumble.. so congrats to them on that.. they just fucked everyone over on making the Rumble a complete waste.. especially since the winner "might not" (like that'd ever happen) even go to Wrestlemania, defending or fighting for, a World Championship.
Later in the night we learn that there is going to be a RAW Elimination Chamber match with the winner going to WM's main event for the WWE title. So, RAW wins the Rumble AND gets the EC match as well?
To be completely honest, I'm hyped for the Elimination Chamber with how its stacked. I think thats quite possibly the best group of talent they could put in a "Contender's Match" to make it unknown to a degree on who will win. Shawn Michaels has a shot, Jeff Hardy is the complete dark horse, Triple H. is the likely favorite. Adding Jericho & J.B.L. is what pisses me off, because it only prolongs their feud into Mania.. in quite possibly, a gimmick match. If, by some random chance this Chamber match ends their feud, I'll be even more pissed. And finally, Umaga.. probably has the least likely of chances.. but is still a great talent to fill the last spot. (short of Mr. Kennedy or Big Show, which I wished it would've been)
What this DOES do, however, is completely fucks over Smackdown as being even remotely close to being the secondary brand. Not only does Raw win the Royal Rumble, but Smackdown doesn't even get a solid gimmick match to boost their Mania Main Event.. and surely, with Cena back, this fucks Edge v. Undertaker as "the" Main Event at Wrestlemania down to quite possibly the middle of the show. Like last year's Batista/Taker match.
I know that Cena is going to beat Orton at NWO and Trips is going to win the EC match for Cena vs HHH 2 at WM(it is the most likely scenario), but that is not the point I am trying to make.
Without being completely sure.. I'd at least hope for some type of unique quality.. in which it'd possibly be Shawn Michaels v. Triple H. v. John Cena. But in my own mind, I see H.B.K. v. Ric Flair at Mania, leaving H.H.H. v. Cena being the basic only other option..
Especially because Cena is so similar to Hogan, (in his prime) in ratherly working any other type of match, outside of a Main Event-Championship one. Hell, they've built Cena to the moon so much.. if he did any type of undercard, non-title match.. I think have the crowd would simply watch in pure silence, thinking they'd all just died, or that hell froze over one.
In previous years the Royal Rumble was the launching pad for WrestleMania, but this year it was used for one man's gain, John Cena. He never won a Royal Rumble before so Vince just threw him in there to win it and add to his already impressive accomplishments, that was the only reason for the Rumble this year and that is sad, it had nothing to do with WrestleMania.
Thats typical for the W.W.E. anymore though. They've officially become W.C.W. They don't care about pushing anyone other than their Main course bread winners. Look at M.V.P., jobbing to Flair. Mr. Kennedy will likely end up doing it at No Way Out too.
I'm sure you'll get Cena marks in here claiming "he earned it" because of what he draws, or how he sells, or how much shit moronic "mark" fans buy of his. You know what, a friend told me that its funny how Cena marks will point out how he's sold more than anyone.. but what they don't mention, is how Cena has about half as much shit to sell, than any other W.W.E. Superstar.. so with that said, I'd sure as hell hope he'd sell more.. especially since he HAS MORE.
Fact is, John Cena didn't deserve THIS year's Royal Rumble victory.. and the reason why, is because albeit he lost his title without "losing it," that shouldn't automatically make you the number one contender upon returning. He should've had to "earn" his right, to climb back up the mountain.
I've seen numerous Champions lose their titles, via injury, and never get the ability to go back after them upon their return. John Cena shouldn't be any different.
John Cena could have made his shocking return tonight and challenged Orton at NWO for the WWE title that he never lost, instead of wasting the Rumble to do it. Taker or Trips winning the Rumble would have been more efficient, hell, even a rising star like CM Punk would have benefitted greatly if he won the Rumble, but no, John Cena needs to win everything, soon enough WWE will bring back the King Of The Ring and have him win that too.
I used to LOVE the King of the Ring tournament, and I only hope you're purely wrong if they do bring it back.. I honestly think they should've kept it, because it was a great p.p.v. to fill the middle of the year, and volt Superstars to fame, especially into a SummerSlam Main Event title shot.
I don't, however, agree that Triple H., or even Undertaker, should've won. Both of those guys could easily still find themselves in WrestleMania Main Events, without the help of a Rumble victory.
I honestly think (for once) they should let someone purely random win it. Shelton Benjamin, C.M. Punk, John Morrison, Mr. Kennedy, hell.. someone you'd NEVER see coming.. thats how the very first Royal Rumble was, with Hacksaw Jim Duggan winning it.
This is not a John Cena rant, but rather a rant on WWE's poor booking and storylines, they buried their 2nd biggest event of the year for John Cena and after his announcement tonight, made his Rumble victory meaningless IMO.
Agree or Disagree?
I thought SummerSlam was their second biggest event of the year? I always felt it was a summer version of Wrestlemania. With Survivor Series being the 3rd biggest, and the Royal Rumble being the 4th. My reasoning behind all that, is because outside of "one" individual getting volted into a Mania Main Event title shot.. the Royal Rumble has never had many "other" happenings. Summerslam has seen shocking moments, and many Championship changes. And Survivor Series seems to always carry a "holy shit" moment or "screw job" moment each year.
With that being said, I completely agree with you on everything. This year's Royal Rumble was piss poor booking. They DID a great job keeping Cena's return a secret.. but I'm not convinced that the winner wasn't originally going to be Bobby Lashley, until his mysterious release.
I think that if Bobby Lashley WAS suppose to be the original winner, that they should've just gave the victory to someone random, to make this year's Royal Rumble the "most shocking" through a point of never seeing that victory happen.. then "most shocking" in someone returning 3-4 monthes ahead of schedule, then knowing instantly he's going to win everything. (again, and again, and again)