Round One: #3 The White Minstrel Show vs. #30 Peaches N Scream

[Uncle Sam]

I figured that we'd be at a disadvantage if we didn't have a third. Little did I know about the five point rule. It was probably written somewhere all along - fucked if I went looking for it.

 

[Uncle Sam]

It's a good thing I like Hurdy Gurdy Man.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

What's the 5 point rule?

 

[Lee]

I figured that we'd be at a disadvantage if we didn't have a third. Little did I know about the five point rule. It was probably written somewhere all along - fucked if I went looking for it.

It wasn't said, just implied that Tdigs had something up his sleeve.

 

[Uncle Sam]

What's the 5 point rule?

If you have a third guy, you lose five points automatically.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Point as in poll votes?

 

[Tastycles]

I'll gain you 6 though. Speculate to accumulate.

 

[D-Man]

I hate to say it, but Armbar's back is going to be killing him from carrying his team in this tourney.

But, even though he is absolutely great, Armbar's too new and not enough to grab my vote. His competition is too overwhelming.

 

[Rizza]

Well, at least we went out to legends.

I hate to say it, but Armbar's back is going to be killing him from carrying his team in this tourney.

Yea I know, but hey, riding coattails isn't a bad thing is it? I mean I got to be associated with Armbar, so.....

Well fuck, my partner could get us that vote if he actually showed up once in a while

I do apologize man, life has been kicking my ass lately.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

As this is a virtual blowout, I'll give my love to PEACHES N SCREAM. You know I got you in all the future rounds, though, Jakey.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

All right, The White Minstrel Show's song, venue, and referee have been updated.

 

[Uncle Sam]

There's a starman waiting in the sky. He'd like to come and meet us, but he thinks he'd blow our minds.

 

[Via Armbar]

I suppose six votes (four excluding myself and my partner) isn't so bad, especially considering the names that did vote for us. We also get five extra votes, so if my math is right, and it's not, we've already won this thing.

 

[gd]

Rizza and Armbar are both good stuff. But it's Sam, and Jake, and Tastycles. Bunch of fine British men, the lot of them.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

I voted Armbar and Rizza, simply because Armbar is fucking Armbar, I don't know who Rizza is though.

 

[Jane]

Anyone who voted Armbar and other guy is an idiot.

No offense.

Jk. Offense meant.

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Damnit Jane you're lucky I love you.

 

[Via Armbar]

Oh THIS must be that Jane humor I've heard about. Now I get it. Come back when you've A) lost your virginity because I can almost gaurentee your like 15 or B) when you have something funny to say. By funny I mean just about anything other than whomever 4 bantz or some out dated insult that was never funny to begin with. I don't give a fuck what anybody says here dude, you aren't funny.

 

[Mr. TM]

Jane IS 15.

 

[Mr. TM]

Many reasons I made up randomly why I should stop this destruction

A.) A higher percent of players support their own team on that one team
B.) Think I ran out of false reasons
C.) Jake didn't team with Marquis, betraying his n... protege

 

[Via Armbar]

I knew there was no way he could be older than 15. Still, I didn't act like a fucking idiot when I was that age nor did many people I know. Maybe I'm getting senile in my old age or something.

And I don't think it's that bad of a destruction. Our opponents are three of the biggest names here. We did better than I thought we would.

 

[Mr. TM]

jane r 2 b a troll

 

[Via Armbar]

He has little to no idea what the fuck a troll is. The art of trolling is all but dead. They aren't meant to be genuinly annoying and incredibly unfunny.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Is it Tuesday yet?

 

[future admin]

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