Right, so...

Mr. Artistic guy

Better Off This Way
It's Wrestlemania night. We've swathed through most of the matches and there's naught but two left.

BOOM. *TIME TO PLAY THE GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMEE.... MUWUWHAHAHAH*

Silence...................

GONG........
GONG........


The Cell starts to lift down. The two men stare each other out for what seems like and eternity and in fact must be at least a couple of minutes. Crotch Chop. Throat slit. Then all of a sudden...

CRUNCH! HHH kicks The Deadman in the gut and goes for the pedigree.
1........
2......................
3..??!!

Complete fucking bewilderment. People are getting raped. Locusts spring forth from the eyes of every child. The four horsemen of the apocalypse come down and decide they can't handle that shit. Then HHH picks up a mic......

He cuts a 5 minute promo saying I told you so, Taker doesn't have it,if you expected any different you're a moron. And he finishes off with "If you aint down with that, I got two words for ya........."

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Marks out of 10?
 
I believe I would puke if that shit was to happen.

Although, I've seen some shit happen in my day of watching wrestling.
 

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