Ohhhhhhh, so you're one of those guys who gets his family to do everything for him & pay for everything? Yeah, still don't believe you.
This putting down of England, is really shit. You need to try a lot better. It's nothing we haven't heard before and it's nothing we've picked up, stomped on and driven into the dust before.
Figure something new, cry to Mum & Dad to buy you a nice house & fill it with all your little baby toys, then come back when you've got something interesting to say.
EDIT: Congratulations, you've got the attention you want, but for all the wrong reasons. You've brought your own prison sentence and all the hate that comes along with it on yourself. Try working on getting out rather than digging a bigger hole.
Another one of those English things i guess? Being a hyprcrite... ex prisoner?
And if I have to hear another englishman call mom a "mum", I am going to give up on you poor obsolete people.