RAW LD ~ 11 April 2016

[Sexcellence of Sexecution]

How many times have we gone the first half hour of Raw without even getting a match?

Not that often actually. But whatever.

 

[J-Dogg]

Big E's face hahahsha

 

[BringThePain834]

The fact that Dr. Phil cut a better promo than 75% of the locker room is a little sad.

 

[Sean Valjean]

You know what's amazing? Out of all of those teams, only Golden Truth could be considered "slapped together" and even they've been built up through weeks of segments.

What a glorious time to be alive.

 

[L@RISANO]

oh look, the US champion...

 

[BaconBits]

I totally forgot Kalisto was still US champ. Holy fuck that belt is trash now.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

So looking at those brackets, it seems likely that we get Enzo and Cass vs. The Dudleys next round. That means Lucha Dragons are going out. I want to see Kalisto get pinned so KB can further lose his mind.

 

[L@RISANO]

The fact that Dr. Phil cut a better promo than 75% of the locker room is a little sad.

A guy that talks for a living, talked well. Don't know why it comes as a surprise..

 

[Navi]

The fact that Dr. Phil cut a better promo than 75% of the locker room is a little sad.

14 years of having a TV show will allow you to be able to do that. The guy isn't shy in front of a TV camera, wouldn't have expected anything else.

 

[BaconBits]

You know what's amazing? Out of all of those teams, only Golden Truth could be considered "slapped together" and even they've been built up through weeks of segments.

What a glorious time to be alive.

And the future of the tag division is very bright, too.

 

[J-Dogg]

Kalisto is done

 

[enviousdominous]

Dr. Phil must have a lot of time on his hands, he's probably ridiculing every person he sees backstage.

 

[Navi]

Wonderful that we had a commercial break when all of the action happens.

 

[J-Dogg]

Legal person botch?

 

[Sean Valjean]

Sin Cara needs to fire himself up by imagining the Dudleyz as a terrible restaurant.

 

[J-Dogg]

Whelp for Kalisto

 

[Sean Valjean]

Sin Cara blew the 3D. Only Sin Cara

 

[Richard Blonoff]

That match surely will wind up on an episode of Botchamania.

 

[J-Dogg]

Surprise

 

[J-Dogg]

They are over as fuck

 

[enviousdominous]

Dammit, I'll never get any ironing done if this show keeps dominating my senses.

 

[enviousdominous]

The Dudleys paved the way for guys like Enzo and Cass, after New Jack paved the way for them that is.

 

[BringThePain834]

It's disappointing that they decided to keep Carmella in NXT

 

[Bagpipes]

Smacktalker Skywalker

 

[Navi]

Not like it really means anything but,


Oh God will you stop posting spoilers. I didn't read what you posted but shit man.

EDIT: I just realized I posted one so took it out.