Raw LD 11/28/16: David is Cuter Than Charlotte.

[Ty Burna]

Woah, where's the foam on the Guinness? That shit has been sitting out for hours.

I was gonna say there is a serious lack of head on that Guinness.

 

[enviousdominous]

I got to see Alexa Bliss tonight! This has all been worth it.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Pint of Guinness Cesaro? Right, everyone knows you want a wine cooler.

It's not letting me give you rep. I want to give you rep. This is the funniest thing I've read in weeks.

 

[George Steele's Barber]

I got to see Alexa Bliss tonight! This has all been worth it.

I've never seen her and American treasure Anna Kendrick in the same room. Just sayin'.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I've never seen her and American treasure Anna Kendrick in the same room. Just sayin'.

Anna Kendrick has a weird head. She's either cute or she looks like an upside down rain drop.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Whyyyyy the fuck is this match on so early?

 

[enviousdominous]

I've never seen her and American treasure Anna Kendrick in the same room. Just sayin'.

Don't ask why I'd have this information readily available, but Anna Kendrick is actually taller than Alexa Bliss.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Jericho is gonna come out and attack Kevin Owens to give him the win by DQ. Then they hug. then I lol.

 

[enviousdominous]

Whyyyyy the fuck is this match on so early?

Meh, I'm going to sleep after this match. It's technically the main event for me.

 

[BaconBits]

This match isn't helping Roman's cause, like, at all.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Should I make cupcakes tonight or just a one layer cake?

 

[enviousdominous]

I just noticed that Kevin Owens runs like a ballerina.

 

[rbv13]

Woah, where's the foam on the Guinness? That shit has been sitting out for hours.

Yes. I thought the same.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Owens looks so small compared to Reigns.

 

[Navi]

Don't ask why I'd have this information readily available, but Anna Kendrick is actually taller than Alexa Bliss.

I'll ask why. Do you have files on all the females.

 

[Navi]

Should I make cupcakes tonight or just a one layer cake?

Cupcakes.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Garth Brooks could have broken every Billboard record possible for him, and he just...stopped making music for so long. Insanity.

 

[Navi]

Garth Brooks could have broken every Billboard record possible for him, and he just...stopped making music for so long. Insanity.

That was random. LOL

 

[nwocongo]

Meh, I'm going to sleep after this match. It's technically the main event for me.

I head that, I can't do another hour of this

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Cupcakes.

Sounds like a plan. Too bad I don't have the energy to go to the store and get some strawberries for the frosting.

 

[enviousdominous]

I'll ask why. Do you have files on all the females.

..................................................just the ones that I'd pay to use me as a doormatt.

 

[BaconBits]

I'll ask why. Do you have files on all the females.

There's a file on his computer named "Totally not at all creepy"

 

[Dmbfantomas]

That was random. LOL

He was on the Amazon Alexa commercials.

 

[Navi]

Sounds like a plan. Too bad I don't have the energy to go to the store and get some strawberries for the frosting.

One layer cake then, whatever you have on hand is my motto.

 

[enviousdominous]

There's a file on his computer named "Totally not at all creepy"

It's not creepy if I never invoke rule 34.