Raw LD 11/28/16: David is Cuter Than Charlotte.

[enviousdominous]

I'm Scottish and I hate this Dar guy. Well shit.

Did you notice that his pinky finger has tape on it?

 

[enviousdominous]

Kendrick is trying so hard to save this sinking ship, but its already full of water.

I think crashing into it like a giant iceberg is a funny way of helping it.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

These matches have such a slow pace. We need cruiserweights to be fast, fast, fast and this shit is so slow and...normal.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU LET HIM TALK?! He was the silly guy who danced! Nothing good could come from him talking. He could be Bobby Heenan, and nothing good would come from this.

 

[enviousdominous]

That is no ordinary Brian Kendrick!

 

[BaconBits]

These dudes finally get a chance to talk, and it's God awful.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Oh my God, this show is only half over.

 

[enviousdominous]

These dudes finally get a chance to talk, and it's God awful.

We can't handle this!

 

[George Steele's Barber]

2:05 is an odd time to start a live wrestling show.

 

[enviousdominous]

Rich Swann is kind of like what would happen if Peter Griffin became a wrestler and his theme was Surfin' Bird.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

2:05 is an odd time to start a live wrestling show.

We can't handle a 2:00 start time.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

They have run this Skittles Pox commercial for YEARS.

 

[BaconBits]

We can't handle this!

I don't think anybody actually wants to "handle it". They get extra quiet for the cruisers.

 

[Jeff Deliverer of Mail]

They have run this Skittles Pox commercial for YEARS.

Skittles creative team needs to die. All Skittles commercials are completely fucked up and stupid.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Bold prediction time: Zach Ryder wins the IC title again at Mania 33. Eats a Snickers.

This show is so butt that I'm talking about Smackdown's contribution to Mania.

Cesaro sucks as Bond.

 

[BaconBits]

They're getting the APA gimmick? I can dig it.

 

[Navi]

Did you notice that his pinky finger has tape on it?

Don't know what that has to do with Scotland. LOL

A bar fight. Bring it on.

 

[nwocongo]

Well this is a great segment

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I need that doofus in the purple shirt's reaction as a gif to replay until the end of time.

 

[enviousdominous]

Cesaro is drinking a martini, and these guys pick on Sheamus!?

 

[rbv13]

I love the bar fight but the cheesy act was even better.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Woah, where's the foam on the Guinness? That shit has been sitting out for hours.

 

[Snugglebites]

Parking lot and bar brawl in one night. What's this madness?

 

[enviousdominous]

Pint of Guinness Cesaro? Right, everyone knows you want a wine cooler.

 

[BaconBits]

They do make a good tag team, and in a division extremely short on bodies, it's really the best current use for them.