RAW 12/5

[Dmbfantomas]

Yay! More Suits!

 

[OYDK]

American accents are sexually transmitted!

I thought that was Australian accents.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Enzo already no longer wants to bang Lana because she won't shut up.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I thought that was Australian accents.

They're both A accents, same thing. This is WWE, not The Wire.

 

[enviousdominous]

I get it, the joke is that she doesn't realize that Enzo is a homosexual.

 

[BaconBits]

I'm unsure if we're even going to get the hoss match. I think Enzo is just going to beat Rusev eventually.

I think we're going to get it, but by the time we do, Enzo will be cruiserweighting and Rusev will be "single" and cannon fodder for Cass' singles push.

 

[TJ Matics]

That was one long chit-chat.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

No Enzo, you fool, it's a trap! Watch out you Billy Joel loving little buddy!

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I see they are continuing to build Enzo into a demigod level guy

 

[OYDK]

Did Enzo learn nothing from Booker T?

 

[Snugglebites]

Rusev ditches Lana and brings back Dog Ziggler & the fish.

 

[enviousdominous]

I wonder if we'll get a "FIGHT FOREVER" chant.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I hate Reuben sandwiches.

 

[Navi]

Anybody else watching?

Just got in the door but I'm tuned in.

 

[OYDK]

Where's Raw tonight? Crowd's pretty good.

 

[BaconBits]

Just got in the door but I'm tuned in.

You haven't missed all that much.

 

[enviousdominous]

The Sun isn't the brightest star in the sky either Corey.

 

[@smarkmouth]

Texas

 

[BaconBits]

Texas

I don't see any horns.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

Where's Raw tonight? Crowd's pretty good.

Austin, TX.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

John Wick is so good.

 

[OYDK]

I'm ashamed that I even somewhat complimented Texas.

 

[Navi]

You haven't missed all that much.

I missed a Gallagher match, he's awesome.

 

[Dmbfantomas]

I'm ashamed that I even somewhat complimented Texas.

Austin isn't Texas. It's basically a way less shitty version of Portland.

 

[enviousdominous]

I missed a Gallagher match, he's awesome.

Bacon was so impressed that he granted Gallagher a backhanded compliment.