Random Fact Thread

[Agrex]

Even Jesus had to wipe his ass.

*Fact*

(Well it's not a fact because Jesus might not have lived, but it works if you replace Jesus with anyone powerful)

I find that offensive!

 

[Conor *Charmismo*]

I find that offensive!

Okay. I personally don't but if you do simply replace Jesus with say... George Bush? I don't know. It's a great saying to use when some bigger guy is acting like he is better then you.

Honestly don't mean to be offensive to your religion.

Besides it's just words on a computer screen, don't get too offended by them.

 

[HBK-aholic]

How would that be better? That would be worse!

Fact​

Hmm thanks.

 

[Bernkastel]

Nicole Arbor is the hottest female comic alive

FACT

 

[Uncle Sam]

The Muslim prophet has appeared in a episode of South Park. He was actually fully visible. Holy shit.

Fact.

 

[Uncle Sam]

My mum once said, "I'm not made of money. If I was, I wouldn't go into work."

I replied, "Because you'd have a freakish, crippling illness?"

Fact.

 

[Conor *Charmismo*]

When playing Mario + Sonic Go To The Olympic Games On The Wii with my friends today...

A total of 7 *********ion jokes were made in regrades to the jerking montion of the controller.

Fact.

 

[Freedom 35]

I just ate a bagel

FACT

 

[Conor *Charmismo*]

I just ate a bagel

FACT

I just watch you eat a bagel from across the street with my telescope

Fact

 

[Freedom 35]

I just watch you eat a bagel from across the street with my telescope

Fact

que?

FACT

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I love this thread.

Fact

 

[Uncle Sam]

I could take it or leave it.

Fact.

 

[Freedom 35]

Im more focused on other shit right now

FACT

 

[Jonny B]

I am the Bassist of a fake band named "Dirty Slappers, Yes Yes Yes".

FACT~!

 

[Gus]

For 99% of People, it is impossible to lick your elbow

(over 70% of people that read this will try it, only .1% will succeed)

FACT

 

[Freedom 35]

Im a rapper

not a joke

seriously though

I mean this

FACT

 

[Conor *Charmismo*]

que?

FACT

Because your window was open

Fact

 

[Agrex]

^-- Banned

Fact